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ReapeR-UK
11-07-2008, 04:24 AM
Thought I should tell this story.. Its a pretty good one and its made better by 2 of my favourite films being Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill.

At the beginning of the year me and a mate went to our local site "Camouflage Paintball". This is a site in the middle of the English countryside, probably 2 hours from London and probably only gets about 30 people a day.

At lunch time some more people arrived. They were dressed in expensive clothes which I thought was a bit weird, but I didnt think anything about it apart from thinking how stupid the blonde lady in a massive furry hat looked. My mate came running over with a burger he just bought and said "Look at that blonde lady, she looks like that lady from Kill Bill and Pulp Fiction". I chuckled and looked at her. I did look like her. Too much like her actually. She and her group came to sit on the bench next to me. They probably saw me staring at them confused, but I was definite that that was Uma Thurman. I called a marshall over and asked him and he said that it was actually Uma Thurman and that she had come down for the day from shooting a new film nearby. I was so shocked that I didn't even care when her kid knocked my hopper onto the floor and spilt my paint without saying anything.


What are the chances?

Noltz
11-07-2008, 09:55 AM
Did you shoot her?

Damn sure I would've.

Wolffhardt
11-07-2008, 11:21 AM
Shens, I'm afraid.

*el_sid*
11-07-2008, 11:38 AM
What is Shens?????

ReapeR-UK
11-07-2008, 11:43 AM
Did you shoot her?

Damn sure I would've.

I did. I could tell it was here, they had given her a camouflage mask rather than the usual black one and she had a blue rag hanging out of her pocket. In the game I saw her hiding behind a truck.

I ran to the truck and popped round and wiped her out but I got shot to bits in the process. It was worth it.

Im just trying to find the pics at the moment. They were on the camouflage paintball website