What are the funniest or worst things that have happened to you will paintballing

[Dan Guo]

This one time will I was paintball with my freinds I rented a co2 tank and after like 20 shots the valve or somethin blew off and nailed the bunker behind me and put the biggest whole in it. It was so Fu#kin funny!!

Im glad nobody was in that bunker!!

[elTwitcho]

In my newbie days, ran into a bunker, and someone surprised me from about 10 feet away. Jumped back so fast I lost my balance, and I was falling I grabbed the bunker and pulled it down with me. Guy was laughin at me so hard he almost didnt have a chance to shoot me :/

[Silent Knight]

this kid was lippin off about how we couldn't hit him while he was hiding behind a bunker. we saw him lift his gun high enough so that his hopper was visible just above the bunker. We unloaded paint and put a hole through the hopper! it was soooo funny. He stop talking trash after that, and cryed because his hopper broke.

[Knux68]

Alright, me and my friends were out in the woods, and this kid named justin, he threw a paingrenade at someone, and it bounced off... So after the game was over, he found it and tryed to break it other ways... Stomping, throwing, shooting... Nope.. So he decides to get a HUGE rock and toss it on the thing... *hurk...CRASHSPLAT* .. All over his new jeans. Bwahaha... he had to throw them out cu zthey stained

-Knux lucky he was hiding

[Ez8]

I was in this game were the other team only had one guy left on it and nobody on my team was pushing even though only one guy was left.So i started to head more and more down the feild when i took cover behind a bunker. I was just running for the next bunker when i triped over the bunker i was in and knocked the whole thing dowm(it was made of barrels so they went rolling everywhere) the funniest part is i was on the ground for like 2 mins and the guy never took a shot and i got him out(the guy was quit embarresed:))

[Creek]

Well we was playing speed ball in a woods aera,split into 6 teams of 3 in a free for all.It came down too us 3 agaist one guy.He didn't see my friends behind this bush.I was running up and he saw me and open up on me.
We both made it too the bush.My friend stuck there marker threww the bush and open up.I the mean time I came around the saide of the thing and open up.We must of nail him like 25 times.
He said he was out but all we heard was each other markers going off never heard him.Any way he gets piss off throw his marker at the biggest of the 3 of us.I still laugh about it when I talk about it. Never seen a guy throw his marker like that.

[DontKillWhitey]

I was playing backyard ball and my bro started shooting at me from the top of the hill i was on so i dove behind a berm..a few minutes later my right hip starts itchen and when i check it out i had dropped right on top of and ant hill, i bunch of fire ants bit the crap outa me..

[blinkpk11]

i was playing three on three in this kind of city level. i was covering for my friend and next thing i know, owww crap! this guy with a cocker flanks my right and starts unloading on me. i dropped my gun which ended up breaking in half at the grip frame. the funny thing is is that the guy who bunkered me was the biggest anti-bunkering guy you have ever seen. he warns us before every game not to bunker. he claims that he didnt see paint break but i have a T-shirt with 3 big green spots right on the neck and a photo showing 2 green marks on my gun. the worst part was that a took a ball to the neck that didn't break. that hurts like no tomarrow.

[Maxx]

I slide like no other. Well time and time again I'll run bunker to damn fast and slide go in one side, then out the other side. Sometimes I get hit but not often. But its funnier than hell on video.

[martlet1]

At our last big game in Memphis, they picked 10 players who recieved special blue paint. They set the 10 of us up in a bunkered area, and if we hit a member of the 200 man squad who were hunting us, they then had to go to our start point and get blue paint and join our team. So by the end of the game it was a ratio thing that hardly anyone was left on the other team. We started small but grew quickly.
So all day long i have been hiding a military yellow smoke bomb. I had never used one like it before so I had NO idea how much smoke this thing put out. The guy at the store said I wouldn't be disappointed. So about half way through the game i light it up. HOLY CRAP! This thing hits a plume of smoke about 100 feet high and drifts about 3 football fields wide. And im talking about PUTRID yellow smoke. The other team is laughing, we are laughing, and the whole game just stops until this thing chills out. Just imagine 200 guys just looking around like WTF!?!
The owner was screaming his head off, "WHO DID THIS, THIS THING IS GREAT!" The great part is the bomb only cost like 4 bucks a pop.

[Creek]

I think I know the smoke your talking about.A guy fire one off and we just started laying paint into the smoke on them. couldn't see nothing

[DraXsuS]

Once at Delerium http://www.tagball.com for no reason i trip on a step!! i fell down and my hopper fell off my gun! **** everone was laughing!!!! oh man i was pist!!!

[CRUCIATUS]

well 2 bad things,,many more but ill list 2.. we were playing in the woods, i was soooo hidden it wasnt even funny,,i was underneath a tree limb with leaves over me and everyghing,,,i guy on the oposite team had crept up behind me,,i heard him,,then he crawls all the way down right beside me,,,,he still dont see me,,then he sees me and hes oh ****,,i have to say im out!!! He was like 1 foot away from me,,,,i just surrendered. Then last week,,my friend was working on his pirhana,,,he didnt chrono it,,he tried to bunker me,but hit my hopper,and i hit him in the leg,,im glad he didnt hit me cause it shattered the top of my hopper,,,that would have hurt,,

[Incube]

lol my first siario we were sopose to capture these 3 tree fort wicth wer each 100 meaters away from each other and we split up into 3 teams to capture them all at the same time! so me and my friend went under the tree to get the rope ladder down that they had pullin up (this is in the night) so i get on his sholders and i grab the ladder and my friend got shot and he fell backwards and i puilled the whole side of the tree fort down and then i shot the guy shoting at us and i got taken out from a paint grenade in the woods and a brance feel on my head!

[GutShot]

Haven't played too much, but the funniest thing I've seen is when me and one other person had been hit and were sitting on the sidelines waiting for the game to finish out. She happened to be a fairly attractive girl and we were chatting when out of nowhere *smack* she gets one right in the goggles.

[Skull]

I played in a father son tourney at my local field like last July ... the dads we played had their own guns, and were actually very decent players. We play 10 games and at the end it it tied 5 wins all, so we set up a captain fo the guys and fo the dads, and draft 10 guys to each team to play a final grudge match round. Halfway through the game i move up behind a stack of huge tires (like monster truck tires), bout the same time that i catch 2 dads move up on the other side. So i clime up one side and expect to suprise them from above, instead one of the dads pops me in my mask, i lose my balance and fall back over into the hole in the middle of the tire stack!!* It to me like 5 minutes to clime out just so i could walk over to the dead box.

[Dräko]

Ive Seen this same guy at our field. He always comes to the field with his angel... no hopper, no nitro. This guy says hes mastered tactics so hes "expanding". So basically this guy goes around the field with an angel with no air or hpper just surrendering people! And the saddest thing... it works!!!! Ive seen this dude surrend up to like 8 people in a game. hes great

[simon woodstock]

Originally posted by Dräko
Ive Seen this same guy at our field. He always comes to the field with his angel... no hopper, no nitro. This guy says hes mastered tactics so hes "expanding". So basically this guy goes around the field with an angel with no air or hpper just surrendering people! And the saddest thing... it works!!!! Ive seen this dude surrend up to like 8 people in a game. hes great
who's dumb enough to surrender to a guy w/ no air OR paint.

ok well here's my story i was playing 1 on 1 with my brother this weekend and he was behind a barrel about 20 feet away from me, he sees i have a better shot at him so he shoots at me 'til i retreat back behind my tree, then he runs back over the hill but pulls a sharp right after he's over. all i see is him retreat back, so i'm creeping up to his old bunker ready to pop him in the back of the head, when 5 shots come at me from my right side, i franticaly trip over my own feet and fall on the ground and crawl/roll unhit to safety.

[Kamakaze_Newbie12]

Once when we were playing our woods field one kid on the other team decided to climb up into a tree, me and another guy came up the path and saw him before he saw us, my friend takes the shot and the kid is so scared that he falls out of the tree and onto the ground, we thought that he was out and he just didn't call it, so we walk on past the tree, a second later he runs up behind us and shoots both of us in the back several times, turns out the shot at him missed.

[A damn fool]

today, at a game, some kid got all excited because everyone started firing, and he had some ****y pump gun, so he started trying to shoot fast, hit me 4 times, once in the head, form like 20 feet away, and he hit this guy with an angel who was right next to me a few times too. It sucked, i have a huge lump on my head casue of him. He got so excited and wanytesd to shoot fast he forgot to aim, and it sucked. But then i bunkered 3 guys at once, so it was cool.

[memph bLeek]

i had a really good angle on this guy in a game of indoor paintball. he couldn't see me but i could see him. when he was reloading from his tubes i ran up to him to bunker him. i didnt mean to, but i shot him right in the hand so he dropped the tube along with 100 rnds as well as his gun. i was laughing but he was kinda pissed off...

[Gogged ya]

ROFLMAO omg dude that must have been sweet!! hehe

[Halliday]

One time the National Guard had about 6 members at the field. Most were playing, but they were also giving rides around the field in the HUMVEE, mostly between games.

So we're playing on a large speedball field, when the HUMVEE comes rolling thru the field during the game. Everybody stopped shooting each other, teamed up and just unloaded on the HUMVEE.

Then it was camo, and pink and white and yellow.....

At the end of the day the CO said, "My orders are to show these people a good time, and if that invovles having the vehicle shot, SO BE IT."

[simon woodstock]

i'm a pretty big slider, meaning i slide into everybunker slidable. but i was playing speed ball this weekend, and i started runing down a hill to a bunker(large [plastic tube) located 1/2 way down teh hill, i was under heavy fire so i slid into the bunker, i was going pretty fast when i came to the bunker, i thought i'd grab it then swing around and be in perfect position, but the tube comes out of behind the tree where it was located and i'm sliding down the hill on my stochach holding a pocadot bunker. good stuff

[FunkyMonkey]

The worst thing I have done paintballing was when I entered the field and rushed out to attact, but then when I fired at them I just shot my barrel plug out and it almost hit someone and they just released paint at me like there was no tommorow.

[FunkyMonkey]

*attack

[Mr. Kitty]

Well, the o-ring on my co2 slipped down, then why I was taking my co2 off it burst off and knocked my friend's bottle (brass eagle paint) of paint over. It spilled all over the place he was so pissed and my co2 was threaded.

[Incube]

Originally posted by FunkyMonkey
The worst thing I have done paintballing was when I entered the field and rushed out to attact, but then when I fired at them I just shot my barrel plug out and it almost hit someone and they just released paint at me like there was no tommorow.
lol thats sooooooooooo funny! hehe you acully shot your barrel plug??? hehehehe:)