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Xman8
04-25-2001, 05:53 PM
Ive been hit in some bad spots but lets see what you guys have to say.

DontKillWhitey
04-25-2001, 06:25 PM
Balls, never been hit there but i can imagine.....

MuckRaker
04-25-2001, 07:06 PM
hmmm ... All these Amazing Mod Powers, but I don't think I can move this post, because I'm not a mod in this forum. Probably a General Talk candidate.

P.S. It's Testes, not Testis.

Creek
04-26-2001, 03:10 PM
LOL the gave you the car Muck but they forgot too give you the keys :)

Hatebreed
04-26-2001, 03:59 PM
i think it hurts like hell when you get shot in ankle or stomach, or throat would be a killer

harrysacks
04-26-2001, 04:30 PM
i would say is the a$$ but it wasnt on the list

04-26-2001, 07:34 PM
I've been hit in my balls in baseball once when i was catching and forgot to wear my cup. But think bout 50x worse when a paintball hits u.lol(they were soooo swolen) I got bunkered "Do u surrender" "NEVER!!!!" Pop pop pop"OOOO Muther ****er"U peice of ****"ooooo *****!!!!

Gizmo51
04-27-2001, 12:49 PM
Balls hhave got to be the worst ive never been hit there but ive shot kids there and they doubled over in pain.

Skull
04-27-2001, 01:49 PM
well i always where a cup... so i cant say the balls. I wanna add the ars to the list. I got hit there 6 times in one game, and it hurts like a mother, the balls never break, and u wind up havin to stand the rest of the game because ur butt hurts so bad!!*

harrysacks
04-27-2001, 08:42 PM
gettin hit in the arse also leaves some huge welts

pmi_38
04-29-2001, 06:47 PM
he he he....... yup i saw 3 guys behind a tiny bunker and i shot onw im the mask and he wiped so i got mad and shot my friends *** who was beside him. He had a 3" circle bruise

harrysacks
05-03-2001, 09:15 PM
getting shot in the back or in the knuckles hurt like a mofo too

pmi_38
05-04-2001, 06:47 AM
if you have a mask that doesnt cover your whole forehead...... it hurts to get thot there

Spoon
05-04-2001, 10:21 AM
I can imagine that getting hit in the balls kills, but i think the worst i've had to date was a shot to the side of my throat. Arg...

harrysacks
05-04-2001, 02:43 PM
i know someone who got shot in the throat. it looked like it hurt, and it was his first time ever using a pbgun

pmi_38
05-04-2001, 03:08 PM
yep, my friend got shot in the neck from at least 30 feet away and got a HUGE mark!

Spoon
05-05-2001, 10:07 AM
indeed, it leaves a huge mark and mine took ages to go away

Paint Bulley
05-05-2001, 10:33 AM
I had just gotten one of those shots (to defend againts rusty nails) so my arm was all sore, then I got shot there twice... Ohhh that hurt. didn't leave a welt at all, but it sure did hurt for a while

jellopuud
05-05-2001, 02:00 PM
is that why they call em markers? cuz they leave marks all over ure body?

Spoon
05-06-2001, 05:43 AM
hmmm, possibly, if u read about how paintball started, that might explain also

harrysacks
05-06-2001, 06:02 PM
it especially hurts when they dont break. that leave even bigger marks. it usually doesnt break when u get shot in the stomach or in the ***, cause they just kinda bounce off.
probably leave some huge marks if u get shot in the balls. that would suck

Kornithium
05-07-2001, 02:37 PM
Not the balls. Ive been hit in the balls twice and well they just bouce off! i ran out from a tree and a guy with a shutter nailed me in the croch and it just bounced off! I DO have balls and they arnt small! To be hit on the side and just below the ribs hurts like a *****! And a shot on the neck would cause me to drop on my feet and rip off ym mask choking.

pmi_38
05-07-2001, 03:05 PM
oh yeah and the guy i was telling you guys about ( the one that i shot in the @$$), well i forgot to add..... later on.... like 10 min. later i saw him again. i new it was his first time so i stayed where i was (about 100 feet away), aimed up a few inches and shot, i was following the ball with my eyes for like 3 sec. and than i lost sight but then i looked at the guy and all of a sudden he cupped his hands on his nuts and cursed real loud and then ripped off his mask cuz he couldnt breathe.....even in a shootout he took it off! i felt bad cuz i got him kicked out for takin off his mask so i just said i was shot.

pmi_38
05-07-2001, 03:12 PM
another sad story.
me and my friend who was also playing for his first time ( but i gotta-admit he is the best newbie ever! i remember the 2nd time he played me and my partner were running becuz the game had just started just before he srted running a paintball comes and hits him in the arm..... turns out my friend shot him (he only shot once) and hit over at least a 300 foot paintball town!!!) well anyway bak to the story...... his pinky finger was broken but he didnt get a cast or anything cuz it wasnt serious and i shot him in the hand, bounced off and hammered the broken nuckle! ooo cant emagine th pain.

FLoorED
05-09-2001, 06:19 PM
I can handle just about anything except getting shot in "the junk" and the neck...shoot me anywhere else and I'm fine. FYI I haven't been shot in either of those two places (*knock on wood*).

harrysacks
05-09-2001, 07:19 PM
balls hurt worse when they bounce off because that hard shell can leave big welts

iipaintballer
05-09-2001, 07:24 PM
I wear a cup, but I would rather get hit anywhere than in the 'nads. But places that I have been hit that hurt is in the neck. Man, I got shot in the neck once and I swear I flew 4 or 5 feet.

harrysacks
05-09-2001, 07:46 PM
i hate wearing cups, theyre uncomfortable

iipaintballer
05-09-2001, 07:50 PM
i think a 'nad hit would be pretty uncomfortable too...

harrysacks
05-09-2001, 07:56 PM
good point

pmi_38
05-10-2001, 07:03 AM
im gonna buy a can cuz when i play i am to scared to get in the open becuz im scared to get hit in the nadz

braiden1835
05-11-2001, 07:56 PM
i used to not play with a cup but it looks like i should try to now. but i hurts like a b**** when u get shot rite below your ribs and just above your hip about 40 or so ft. away!i had a welt for about three days.

jellopuud
05-13-2001, 08:49 AM
ok no where hurts *** much as ure nipple..i havent been it in balls be4 tho..

i got shot dead in the nipple dam it ****ing hurtz like a *****!!! ahh and it was from fairly close range!!!

dammmm talk about sensitive .....

i wanna wear a nipple cup !!

with the welt it left it looks like i have 3 nipples in total!!! belive me guys take care of ure nipples

sqeuuze ure nipples tease ure nipples that way u wont get shot in em!!!!

harrysacks
05-13-2001, 12:16 PM
thats a pretty well placed ball

jellopuud
05-13-2001, 01:17 PM
it wasnt meant to hit it i came out of my standup to fire at this dudeand hewas waitng so i tried to get back behind my standup but my tmy nipple wasnt fast enuff

harrysacks
05-18-2001, 11:01 PM
ouch, thats gotta hurt like a mofo. especially if it was cold. ouch

Kornithium
05-24-2001, 01:03 PM
If you wear a crappy brass eagle mask the worst place to get hit would be the forehead. ALl the paint will go on the inside of his goggels. I should get a cup though because when i got shot in the nuts with a shutter it distracted me and almost got me outa the game. I got shot right above the hips on teh side and i had a welt for like a week. With a prodeus mask if you get shot in the nose the paint will go IN your mouth

Magnus55
05-25-2001, 12:44 AM
I wear camo when I play. You know those large olive buttons it has along the front right? One time I was shot directly on one of those. It left a deep impression in my chest for about a week. Boy did that hurt. And the guy was only twenty feet away!

Insanekila
05-25-2001, 10:46 PM
dont forget the back of the knee or right between the fingernail and finger...that sucks pretty huge ***

ghosthunter
05-26-2001, 12:06 PM
i was shot in the balz before didnt hurt though just bounced off- balls of steal- no actually i just had on semi-baggy pants- also not one place you could get hit hurts as much as getting hit with a slap shot in hockey, ive blocked those before- and no matter where you get hit its gonna hurt- and dont give me **** like you were pads in hockey, so just suck it up and take it you *****'s- sorry to offend anyone but thats the truth

harrysacks
05-26-2001, 01:51 PM
Originally posted by Insanekila
dont forget the back of the knee or right between the fingernail and finger...that sucks pretty huge ***
wow, i just noticed that when u put *** it didnt get edited. thats strange

pmi_38
05-27-2001, 04:38 PM
ya that is wierd i wonder if it works on me, ***, ****, *****, ****

harrysacks
05-29-2001, 08:34 PM
i dont think it worked. didnt work for me either. strange....

pmi_38
05-30-2001, 08:13 PM
very strange, now im jealous i wanna be able to swear.

Omega6_Virus
05-31-2001, 06:03 PM
definatly the balls seen a friend dow n for 45 mins crying. He said he couldn't close his legs to much!!
but if you are young(12-15) the nipplies hurt too. just go push your friends if they piss you off.

Omega6_Virus
05-31-2001, 06:05 PM
LOL i just remembered i did see some nipple covers ( like a bra but just for nipples) for femalies who play da game.

skippy8
05-31-2001, 09:59 PM
I was going tree to tree and squating at each tree.... and I ran up and squat at this tree and this kid shot me right in the calf.....I know his velcity is way the hell up there cuz we dont have our guns chronoed and it left a circle bruise for over a week...It sucked...

Letchworth40
06-01-2001, 07:55 PM
GROIN
nuff said

Ded
06-02-2001, 12:44 PM
i know it doesn't hurt when you get shot in the gun or hopper but it's got to be the most annoying. Just because your stupid gun was sticking out a little you died. that just plain sucks

P8ntballshark
06-10-2001, 02:30 PM
Well Ive never been shot in the arse but When I saw the look and the words comin out my dads mouth Im sure it didnt feel good when I shot him their.

tj
06-14-2001, 12:03 PM
ok its the nipples man. My dad was walkin outa the woods, and walked up on one of my hideing friends. we dont chrono our guns so he had it just to where the ball didnt explode from comeing outa the barrel to fast, and shot my dad 5 times at about mabt 8 feet includeing once in the the nipple everybody thought it was funny but it made him bleed in 3 places. :D:D:D:D:D it was FUNNY

fear my impulse
06-17-2001, 04:29 PM
luke! haha! 5 worst places:
1.hand
2.nuts
3.top of the head
4.nipples
5.middle of the a ss

Snoogens
06-19-2001, 06:34 AM
The balls is the worst I would think never been hit there but dont want to know what the feeling is

teammagma1
06-20-2001, 08:26 PM
soft spot on back of head

teammagma1
06-20-2001, 08:27 PM
oh and armpits

Ripcal
06-26-2001, 01:15 PM
Im always so scared about the neck shots, try it right now, just flick your througt with your finger, IT HURTS, just imagine a paintball 300 fps! Thank God i have not experienced a nut\neck shot.

phantom sniper
07-01-2001, 11:57 AM
im a goalie in ice hockey and i got hit in the neck really hard and that hurt i dought a paintball hurts as much as a puck

Bentley
07-01-2001, 09:51 PM
today i got shot in the neck and it hurt pretty bad. can't imagine the pain if you got shot in the "frank and beans"

HitmanHart
07-02-2001, 06:38 PM
Imagine how much it would suck if your neck was sun burned

ShadowKi][er
07-28-2001, 01:28 PM
I got shot on the throat a few days ago. Hurt like a biotch for a few hours. Worst i've had though is probably in the armpit or between your collar bone / nipple....Don't know why it hurted so much..Had a welt for 4 days :)

strongboy2005
07-29-2001, 01:57 PM
my friend got shot in the neck with an automag. he said it didn't hurt until he got home because it was so swollen.

tj
07-31-2001, 10:38 AM
well i have found the # 1 spot me and a friend were playing and were were just running at each other shooting it was preatty fun to waste the left over hopper we had. untill i got shot RIGHT in the bellybutton i have an inny button and the ball got stuck. now that was worse than ever geting shot in the balls it felt like i got my insides blownout. thats the worst shot ive ever taken it made me wana cry. it made my belly button swell shut.

Psycosis!
08-01-2001, 04:08 PM
lol this is kind of sick
but hey

i think getting shot in the balls aint soo bad atleast if it don;t break you go a spare replacment ^_^ j/k

where as if you get shot in the neck on the front it can block your wind pipe causing you to chock black out and suffocate (my worst nightmare ) so dying or having a ball replaced with a paintball
^_^_^_^_^_^
j/k
j/k

KOTOWA
08-02-2001, 03:00 PM
The worst place to get shot is in your nuts, if they bunkered your nuts, imagine how hard that would hurt. What if it wasnt under 300 fps!!!

I was watching MTV, and some dude was on MTV and he was skateboarding and then he was grinding on a rail, then he slipped, and smashed his balls, then he talked and said he was fine, then when he walks a way, he screams, and it turned out his balls were swelling so much they popped. And his pants was a bloody and spermy mess, he got em replaced with plastic ballz.

SkeeLo1986
08-04-2001, 10:47 AM
WEar a cup and balls aren't a problem anymore. I know some people think they are uncomfortable but i've been playing contact sports all my life and I've gotten used to them. Other than balls I think the back of the neck hurts the most.

SH4YD33
08-05-2001, 05:44 PM
fingernail

Pathologic Lair
08-18-2001, 10:01 PM
with no protection

1.nuts :cry:
2.neck
3.hand
4.kidney
5.funny bone

I8PP
08-19-2001, 01:49 PM
I pegged my friend up the throat....3 shiots, one on his collar bone, one on his throat, and one in his mouth......and the time he went paintballing before that he got shot 6 times in the neck.......

Last time I played I played I only played for 3 hours...and I got hit 2 timess, and one didnt break........I played 12 rounds......I was the last person left 4 times, ran out of paint 3 times, my gun broke 4 times and I was hit once........
-I8PP

snipinhick
08-19-2001, 05:54 PM
The ear kills, My friend josh got shot right in the ear lobe during a back yard game. Had to get 12 stiches. man he bled a lot.

Knux68
08-20-2001, 01:50 PM
Dude.. The nipple KILLS... 10 ft way.. Oh god, i couldnt move my arm without pain. It bled too... OWwww dude bad memories.

-Knux -why knux wears a cup \/

MOOSEontheLoose
08-21-2001, 02:28 PM
#1 would definately be the nads

#2 the back of the head (i was at this *** cramped indoor place in downtown boston and I got hit in the back of the head somehow....maybe by my own team. it hit me just right, and it didnt break, even though it hit me square in the skull.
I swear to god it knocked me down and I saw black, it was weird as hell)

#3 neck definately

#4 knuckles when it doesnt break

#5....toss up between *** and inner thigh i think

MuckRaker
08-21-2001, 03:33 PM
I got hit in the nads from close range, and that was perhaps the most painful hit I've taken, but the pain wore off relatively fast. I got shot on the top of the head once, Now that hurt for several days, but wasn't as intense as the nad shot.

Other than that, got hit o the inside of the thigh, about four inches below the nads and that was purty dam sore for about a day.

forsaken502
08-22-2001, 12:58 AM
I saw something about a nipple shot in here. One would be bad! but my friend got hit on his peck in the exact same place (talk about a luck shot). It got all black and started bleeding!

The 2 worst shots I've ever had was when I was bunkered from the front and back (hay loft), One kid snuck up behind me and nailed me right in the a s s crack! The first time I was playing I got nailed in the neck w/ a ball. I put my hand up and thought I was bleeding bad because it was warm, gooey, and red! then I realized it was just a ball and nailed his ***.

Also, it's not a paintball shot, but my cousin was sneaking up the ladder behind me in the hay loft, he lost his footing, caught his arm on the hole, swung around and nailed his nuts on the sharp corner of the ladder!!! He couldn't breath for like 10 min!

Paint Bulley
09-03-2001, 01:38 PM
I got shot in the neck this weekend. not in the front but in the side.

IT hurt really bad for a couple of minutes, but no welt or pain now.

the front would really hurt though.

I shot my cousin in the middle of his back this weekend, and he said that really hurt.

Beach_Boy
09-03-2001, 07:34 PM
Markers are called markers because farmers used to mark trees and cattle... Trees for land ownership, and catlle, to err, get them moving i guess.