Elrond
03-26-2002, 06:51 PM
Has it been a while since you were last on the field because of lack of money or too cold to play and you can't find a good indoor field. Has it been days, weeks or months!!! You could suffer from a serious condition of Paintball Withdrawl. Warning signs of this debilitating condition are.....
Flashbacks of both good and bad rounds of paintball
Nervous twitch develops when you get within 50 yards of any wooded area
Sneaking along the base of your office cubicles and jumping around the opening yelling surrender at your co-workers
Start to wonder if paintballs really do feel like getting hit by a marble out of a slingshot. . . . . .
You look at distant objects and wonder if you could hit them with a paintball
First person shooters you once loved are now 10 times better since you found the setting for paintballs
You are in an Easter play as a Roman soldier and wonder "Why can't Roman soldiers carry paintball markers instead of swords?"
Every terrain you see (fields, tundra, marsh, desert, etc..)you think, I can make a ghillie suit for that.
As you walk to work you suddenly think moving cars and buses would make cool barriers in an oversized street level speedball course. . .hmmmm
You get up to get some coffee and yell cover me to your co-workers and dive behind the next cube and then hightail it full speed to the coffee machine
If you or anyone you know suffer from one or more of these symptoms then you are going through withdrawl.
You need to immediately seek your nearest paintball field or backyard game and play continuously until you collapse from fatigue. That may give you a week or two before symptoms start to return again.
Flashbacks of both good and bad rounds of paintball
Nervous twitch develops when you get within 50 yards of any wooded area
Sneaking along the base of your office cubicles and jumping around the opening yelling surrender at your co-workers
Start to wonder if paintballs really do feel like getting hit by a marble out of a slingshot. . . . . .
You look at distant objects and wonder if you could hit them with a paintball
First person shooters you once loved are now 10 times better since you found the setting for paintballs
You are in an Easter play as a Roman soldier and wonder "Why can't Roman soldiers carry paintball markers instead of swords?"
Every terrain you see (fields, tundra, marsh, desert, etc..)you think, I can make a ghillie suit for that.
As you walk to work you suddenly think moving cars and buses would make cool barriers in an oversized street level speedball course. . .hmmmm
You get up to get some coffee and yell cover me to your co-workers and dive behind the next cube and then hightail it full speed to the coffee machine
If you or anyone you know suffer from one or more of these symptoms then you are going through withdrawl.
You need to immediately seek your nearest paintball field or backyard game and play continuously until you collapse from fatigue. That may give you a week or two before symptoms start to return again.