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Hatebreed
04-28-2001, 08:32 PM
I swear to you all that i'm the most unlucky person in the world when it comes to paintball. Today i went to the local field to play, this is the first time i get to use my gun because i broke it. I get my tank filled up and everything then i take a couple shots and it sounds like i'm out of Co2. So i give it to the store owner Randall. He gets it firing right. So i got outside and put all my paintballs in, i go over to the chronograph and shoot. BAM BAM BAM BAM click.... "What the hell" i say, my trigger just does nothing now. i go back into the store and ask if Randall can fix it. Then i'm standing next to my friends when a little metal piece falls out of my trigger frame "God Damnit!" i say. Its the piece that makes the trigger move the thing to make it shoot. So i break my gun again and it'll cost me $50 bucks to replace the frame. So i go outside and sit next to my friend with his almost brand new 2001 STO Autococker. i ask if i can take a couple shots and he says go ahead. he went into he store to buy some paint. I dry fire a couple shots. then it makes a funny noise the next shot "Not again..." i say. then he comes out and i go over and watch a game thats going on.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY GUN YOU *******" he yells.

uhhh nothing... i respond.

"oh really then why is my gun making that noise!?!"

I dunno that guy did it...

"thats bull**** and you know it"

just keep firing it'll fix

"it better" so he takes a couple shots and it does get better. "your lucky cuz i would of made you pay every penny for this gun" he says. Then i get a rental gun and it works fine for a rental gun. Then another friend tells me to hold his gun while he puts some paint in it. While i'm holding it his microline busts! "For the love of god just kill me!!!" i say. He cant get it to stop leaking air so he brings it to randall and he fixed it in a second. Well for the rest of the time there i never touched anyone else gun. My All American barrell sucked too. Maybe it was the gun of maybe it was because i touched it...

This is why i think i have the worst luck in the world. All this happened in about an one hour span, but i was there for 6 hours so i guess thats not that bad but i almost had to pay 750 for the sto cocker, and 300 for my friends pimped out spyder. Now all i have to do is pay the $50 and hope i dont break it while i replace it with the old one.

Paint Bulley
04-28-2001, 09:34 PM
My brother thinks I have all luck and no skill.

One time we were playing a game where each person gets four balls, and one person hides on a road and snipes the person when he goes by.

Well I was getting close to where my brother was and I turned in a circle cuz' I thought he was behind me. BAM I don't know where it came from so I kinda dance around in the middle of the road. Bam. There he is, I move to the right and he fires his last two balls. Then I run at him and all I can see is his head (the rest is behind tons of bushes). Bam! he ducks. my shot goes to the bush then takes a nose dive cuves down over the bush and hits him in the knee. I geuss the curving of Brass Eagle is good for something after all.

The game before that I had bounced a paintball off a tree, no splat and it hit him and went splat.

It was so funny.

harrysacks
04-29-2001, 11:28 AM
u do got $hitty luck dude.

bepaintinu
09-27-2005, 07:20 AM
omfg that had to suck so you were like WTF?!?!?!? the hole time?:laugh:

OmenPimp
09-27-2005, 11:39 AM
Originally posted by bepaintinu
omfg that had to suck so you were like WTF?!?!?!? the hole time?:laugh:
WTF N00B!! why did you bring a 4 year old topic back!!!, its dead!!!! idiot!:pissed:

bepaintinu
09-27-2005, 12:44 PM
who cares if its for years old

parlee
09-27-2005, 05:00 PM
watch your mouth man
there could be little kids on this

dont be a /\/()()B

bepaintinu
09-27-2005, 05:41 PM
What would he wacth his mouth for?:confused: :pissed: :pissed: :pissed: :pissed: :banana:

parlee
09-27-2005, 05:43 PM
well i think you should care

bepaintinu
09-27-2005, 05:45 PM
why are you talking to your self :banana:banana:banana:
(what is he talking about?wtf)

bepaintinu
09-27-2005, 05:52 PM
:agree::agree::agree::agree: :banana: :banana:

parlee
09-27-2005, 05:56 PM
Dude
your a /\/()()B
I think you should get a Life