NOW this...is funny

[Chaser202]

I was at a local field in a 8 on 8 (not sure the exact number of players but it was something like that) game, and there is a small creak that has a pretty nice sized trench accompanying it along the perimeter of the field. So im crawling up the creak bed in my ghilie suit. (i ususally follow sniper tatics) and i keep seeing paintballs floating down the creek...Im thinking.."hmm what in the hell?" so i keep crawling and i get to a point where theres this big stump and i see a person from the other team sitting there. HE IS A NEWBIE. He has his hopper open and is picking up paintballs off the ground because apparently he spilt them everywhere...thats why a bunch were floating down the creek. So I lay there for a few seconds and watch him, being careful not to be seen, i crawl up about 10 or so feet around him and so that im facing his back. He thinks he hears somethign behind him so he turns his head a slight bit to see what it is, There I am rising out of the grass and underbrush with my gun barrel aligned with his head. SURRENDER!! HE ABOUT FREAKED! He jumped back startled and dropped his whole hopper in the creek as he fell off the stump sideways, i about died laughing...he stood up and said a few choice words to himself as he went along his way..i felt sorry for the kid, but i had to laugh

[PBSouLjAh]

ahhhhhh hahahahahahahahaha............

[shadow.338]

haha that is funny, plus you gotta admire good sniper tactics

[Chaser202]

oh yes :)

[shadow.338]

I think I'm going to make my own ghilie suit in the future, got any tips?

[harrysacks]

howd his hopper fall off his gun so easily?

[Chaser202]

I didnt mean his hopper fell in the water, the whole hopper full of paint spilled in the water...


And I bought my ghilie suit, but you can find tips just about anywhere...Peace.

[Magnus55]

yeah how did you make the suit?

[Magnus55]

nevermind.... I didn't read that last sentance.

[FLoorED]

LOL, Chaser that's some funny stuff :)

[dawgs712]

my friends compact 2000 croke so they let him use a rental gun for a game. his hopper dumped out and he only had like 50 left. he was gettin pelted but nothin broke so he shoveled the apint abck into the hopper along with about 3 handfulls of dirt. he shot a little and then got out. he returned the gun and picked up his fixed compact and they were like what the hell did you do? he was like-it wa slike that when i got it and left...prettyn funny

[ockey]

If you go to paintballzone.com and go to sniper corner there is a whole bunch of articles for snipers. If you go to the ghillie suit instructions there are the best ghillie suit directions on the internet. There is also sniper tactics that I would suggest following. The author, squeegie, is an experianced sniper.

[P8ntballshark]

Well guess what... Im a proffessional Sniper and beleive me you dont want to be one. You have to lay down for hours to just get the perfect shot or youre dead.

[fear my impulse]

lol. i wish i coulda seen that man. i got a ghillie. jus use something stronger than netting, that's what i used, and sometimes the burlap will get snagged on something. it's kinda funny when your really close behind them, they don't know it, and you pop up on them like what you did. i've had my experiences in it. later.