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spydercompact
04-07-2002, 06:00 PM
Ok I just went to the Brass Eagle site (dont ask why) and noticed they had reviews on thier paintballs so just for kicks I clicked on the link, expecting to read about people saying how crappy they are. Man was I wrong! Almost all of the posts were saying how Brass Eagle makes "the best quality paintballs" and that they will "never use a different brand". I laughed my butt off! It was great. See for yourself, I promise you'll get a good laugh out of it. Just go to brasseagle.com, click on paintballs and then on reviews.
Congobongo
04-07-2002, 09:26 PM
dude you are right, i think brass eagle wrote those themselves lol
i wrote a bad review, but it never got posted hehehehe
RedBull
04-08-2002, 02:31 PM
hmm i think somene is pulling a scam on us. brass eagle good HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA:laugh: i remember my 1st experiance with those probly every 6 outa 10 broke! i found some balls that werealmost flat and some that look like eggs!
^Hawk^
04-08-2002, 03:22 PM
I just e-mail BE. My son and I go to Challenge Park Extreme in Joliet, IL. They just switched from RPS premium to Brass Eagle paint, and there was an incredible difference. No breaks and good accuracy with the RPS. Multiple barrel breaks per game, breaks in our pods, and horrible accuracy with the BE paint. You can tell the balls aren't round. BE owns a significant share of Challenge Park Extreme, and the park is going to lose alot of business if they insist on using BE paint. I'm already looking at other fields in the Southwest Chicago suburbs. It's a shame because CPX is an awesome place to play.

^Hawk^
Justice4All
04-09-2002, 04:09 PM
Originally posted by Congobongo
dude you are right, i think brass eagle wrote those themselves lol
i wrote a bad review, but it never got posted hehehehe
LOL. ya they probably did that cause they don't want to be embarrassed about how much their paintball suck and that everyone hates them.:D
weefek
04-09-2002, 04:15 PM
?????i cant find no stupid reviews on brass eagles webiste.
Congobongo
04-09-2002, 04:32 PM
http://www.brasseagle.com/products/default.asp
podrulz2001
04-12-2002, 01:56 PM
THATS HALARIOUS, OMG , THEY SO WROTE THOSE, NO ONE LIKE BRASS EAGLE PAINT, HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA, RPS IS LIKE SOO MUCH BETTER
FPS 300
05-10-2002, 08:49 PM
lol the only time I ever used them 4 out of 5 broke and then I started shooting them
WVprankster
05-10-2002, 09:19 PM
Of course BE isn't going to post any bad reviews. That would be shooting themselves in the corporate foot. They want to show the public that their stuff is awesome- not that their paint breaks all the time or their guns are cheaply made.
Shazbot
05-11-2002, 11:18 AM
really smart people reviewing them too.

this is from a review of "Metallic Yellow / Black With Yellow Fill 200 Count Paintballs"


"they are cool guns"

:laugh:
AK47
05-11-2002, 02:07 PM
BE has good paint? Im going out to buy a case right now!:rolleyes: :laugh:
teamfortman
05-14-2002, 02:13 PM
http://www.brasseagle.com/images/be_photo_product_innovation2.jpg
lol
Samuri with revy, but
TRIGGER SPEED:
Up to 5 shots per second
With the good ol' samuri
Bob Mundon
05-14-2002, 06:23 PM
BE a scam? NO WAY
Angel-case
05-14-2002, 07:39 PM
Brass Eagle makes the best quiality paintballs and you know it, and if you DONT know it, it's because you havent tried em, they NEVER GET CHOPPED, they are greater than marbalizers...so dont speak bad about them until you have tried them several times...
Angel-case
05-14-2002, 07:41 PM
you guys know im kidding, right? :eyes: :eyes: :| :sleep: :sleep: ok so it wasnt that funny.....
MyJTRox
05-14-2002, 07:56 PM
Man, you're better off picking up paint off the ground and using it (Not that I'd recommend it) than to use brass eagle paint.
Samiam
05-14-2002, 09:51 PM
I have used BE paint before. Mainly in the biggening, when I didnt know to go naywhere else besides zellers. And ya, the stuff does blow, but i think it depends on what batch you get. casue i have had some that shot terrable, like you shoot and within 10 feet it curves to the right and comes around and hits you in teh a**. I have had some that shot decent though. I was told that most paintmanufacturers will only keep there paint on the shelf for a set amount of time, after the time is up, they recall it back, remake it into new paint, and send it on out. BE doesn't. It just sits on the shelf untill its sold. So u dont know if it wa made last week, or last year.

But for the record, those reviews are bullsh**
sniper846
05-18-2002, 04:13 AM
First of all the main reason why the paint breaks is because it is large bore and most peoples barrels are small to medium bore. THe paint is not expensive and it works. Just yesterday I shot about 250 of them and only one broke. The only bad thing about it is they smell pretty bad. But who cares If you gog someone they have to smell it.:D
MyJTRox
05-18-2002, 04:57 AM
Are they consistent enough to be considered large bore?
sniper846
05-18-2002, 06:00 AM
they are if they have not been sitting on the shelf at walmart for a couple of months.:rolleyes:
Bob Mundon
05-18-2002, 06:17 AM
1 chop out of 250, and your saying like thats a good thing?
sniper846
05-18-2002, 07:12 AM
WEll it is good compared to what other people are saying about it. THings like 4 out of five breaks and nine out of ten break. :crazy:
Bob Mundon
05-18-2002, 07:24 AM
in my experience they broke about half the time, and im serious
FalloutMan
05-18-2002, 07:34 AM
"This Gun is ausume it has great Accuracy I Beat My Friend who was using an Angel This gun ROCKS!!!!!!!!
"

lol this was about a talon

"I want one of these!!! i used my friends and it was the best! I beat someone with an avenger!!!! i totaly rocked his *****!!! ha ha heee"

wow someone beat an avenger with a talon? wow even be's crappier products beat their crappy products
FalloutMan
05-18-2002, 07:35 AM
" It is awsome!!! I just used it for the first time in a real game yesterday. it was able to shoot faster then anyone could run. We just played every man for himself. My friends had me surronded. I was able to nail all four of them in three seconds. The pump is the thing that I love the most. It has great grip and it won't let you shoot without the cock forward.
It is awsome!!! "
sniper846
05-18-2002, 07:37 AM
What so you think I'm lieing. Only 1 out of 250 and its because I made sure to find the pack without many breaks in it.
imperialbrent
05-18-2002, 10:13 AM
God knows I would never say anything good about BE, but I have heard through reliable sources that if you can get the stuff straight out of the factory, it's pretty good. Now, by pretty good, I still don't think it would compare to anything like Marbs. More like Zaps...
death
05-18-2002, 04:53 PM
i guess you guys have had bad experiences with BE paint. well, strange enough, i haven't. i have shot through at least 4 cases w/o a single break. But then i do have good paint to barrel match (BE = medium, AA= medium)... anyways, i so far have no problems with BE paint, and it's gotten me through 1 or 2 small tourneys... wish you guys more luck.