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blake_sw
05-01-2001, 02:48 PM
Allright, this happened in 98' when I got my first cocker. Boy was she sweet, I bought her used from a tourney player in BC, Canada. Anyway...
The local field that I played on hosted many new players, one weekend while I was the only one at the field waiting for a challenge..a mother with some kids walked down the trail to the rental station. She obviously had no clue what paintball was, she let her son have a paintball party with some friends (they're all under 12 yrs). An employee at the field told me to put my gun in my case cause it might scare the kids away. Once the mother confirmed everything and bought all the kids rentals, paint and Co2 (all pump guns), she kissed her special little guy on the head and left. The birthday boy looked at me and I smiled. Once the kiddies got the rules and tips told to them we were ready to go...
The field we played on was a fairly small one with plenty of bunkers in the middle for good shootouts. The teams were 3 vs 5 (I was on the team w/ 3). We got to our starting spots and the ref blew the whistle. While the rest of the kids on my team decided to duck and "crawl" around, I bolted off to a bunker half way of the field. None of the other team knew I was there. I popped out and snapped a few shots, first kid was out. Next I flanked right and ended up coming behind this one kid who was occupied with one of my guns. I deliberatly missed and hit right above his head, he turned around, saw me and freaked! Instead of pointing his gun at me he put his hands up like I was a cop, I shot him in the stomach (yes I'm mean) and went on the the next kid...
By this time one of my kids was off, the teams were 2 vs 3. I was behind both of the other team member, they were in bunkers close to eachother. I just wanted to end the game so I shot them quickly and that was that, Game over.
This was just game 1, we played 3 games in total before two of the kids came off the field crying with welts on their necks and backs. Needless to say..I WON.
P.S.
This would of never happened if it wasn't their first time playing, they werent using pumps and they were older.

harrysacks
05-01-2001, 06:56 PM
u shouldve just played with u vs. everyone else to make it fare

blake_sw
05-01-2001, 07:03 PM
After that first game one kid didn't want to play at all anymore. I played me vs all for the rest of the day. Out of the 3 other games we played, I won once, It's hard taking out six 12 yrs old when they all know where you are.
P.S.
The kid who wussied out cried alot, I felt bad for shooting him in the back.

harrysacks
05-01-2001, 07:13 PM
theres no crying in paintball!!!!!!!!!!!!

blake_sw
05-01-2001, 07:16 PM
That's what I said! HEY, CHECK OUT MY OTHER COCKER STORY! Sorry if it sounds like bragging, but these guys were the suckies newbies to ever suck! I'm not that good compared to the tourney players who play every week, I prefer playing with them and getting my *** hit with 10 paintballs instead of one.

DasBaldDog
05-22-2001, 07:27 PM
Cockers versus newbies....heh heh heh......fun.

Letchworth40
06-01-2001, 07:57 PM
how did i get here?

Rascal_X5
06-06-2001, 06:52 PM
I remember playing 2, 3 on 3's with some newbies, I've never had so much fun in my life. You feel as if your invincible swooping around the field, and picking them off from close range, from the side, and OH YES, both games I got completely to the other side of the field. I don't like to surrender people, and they get some nasty welts from not wearing long sleeve shirts and such. It's kinda nice to be idolized for a whole 5 minutes, and then get taught a lesson by some pro's.

P8ntballshark
06-11-2001, 06:31 PM
Newbie bashing is not cool! My bros a newbie 4 cryin out loud!!