How the hell i survive

[Spoon]

Hmmm, i was playing for about my 12 time at my local site( in Britain by the way) and we were on the fifth game when some Irish guys come... 2 shockers, 1 impulse and 1 angel. Anyway i was bumbling all over the place as my mask had fogged up due to rain, so i ran back to my base not relising they were attacking it. I ran along, only able to see about 10 meters in front of me when i suddenly saw them.. and they saw me. Just then they let rip spewing loads of balls at me. I dived to the ground thinking i was done for sure when they let up and moved off thinking i was dead. I quickly got up checked to see if i'd been hit.. I hadn't!! Then i remembered the two guys so i got up and blasted them both up the arse from about 5 meters. Hehe they couldn't believe it!!!

[PBSouLjAh]

alrite. i learned from this. "whenever u are gettin layed down at, dive and play dead, and then get up and unload"

[jellopuud]

yes ure brittish u say "arse" and "meters" rather than feet

do u say "tomaaaaaato" or "tomahhhtooo"


i hate that to when ure mask fogs up!

[harrysacks]

crazy irish people they cant tell a dead person from a living person

[Spoon]

hehe... arse is the proper way, not ***. And yes we use meters not feet. Anyway meters r easier to use. Oh and i say tomahhhtooo along with the rest of the world, cept u guys =).

[Spoon]

lol... it blanks out a$$ but not arse, hehe