craziest thing u've ever done in pball..tourney or rec ball?

[~*DarkAngel69*~]

I was wondering what the craziest thing u've ever done in paintball. I see people doing the craziest moves, doging paint, like aeorobics and weird ****. Cheating in tourneys or games let me know.

[dawgs712]

i saw a totally covered sniper leave his hiding place and charge me and 5 friends. they each hit him twice, thast ten shots from like 20 feet. he came around the corner and ouch...3 right in the neck. he stood up and was like "hey, didnt i fix yur gun befroe the game (to friend)?" freidn was like yeah thanks...lol

[Splat Attack]

The craziest thing I did, was charge the house(we have a team inside this old abandond house and one outside it) with my alley cat all alone. Well everyone in there had cockers mags and full auto spyders. It was awesome though, I shot two and got lit up.

[Batman]

its not crazy but when im out of air or my gun isnt working and i throw paintballs

[Mirot87]

have you ever eaten a paintball?

go ahead... its ok.

[DIRTY HARRY]

We were playing in a speed ball course and my brother, for some reason, put's the butt end of his gun on the ground barrel pointing skyward and starts yelling,"Paintball mortar, paintball mortar!!!". He's just ripping off shots and paintballs start landing all around us so one of our team mates shot him. I didn't do it but it's the funniest thing I've ever seen on the field. Keep in mind he's 27. We're all so proud.

[Skull]

last weekend i'm playin in a speedball game... I'm completely dry on CO2 ( i have a 20 ounce so this doesn't happen often). It's down to bout 3 on 3, so i pull out my new diablo slingshot ( i think i posted somethin bout it earlier). Newayz i absalutely nail a guy from like 100 yrds away!! it was the sweetest shot i've ever made in pball, that was until his two team-mates lit me up while i was tryin to relode

[DIRTY HARRY]

Did you chrono that, son?

[Skull]

Ya they made me, fully extended it chronos at 370, so i had to put this Extend Stopper thing on it so that i can only get 3 quarter extention. Now it chronos at 250

[FLoorED]

One story comes to mind...

Me and two other of my buddies were playing a game of free-for-all while the others took a break. Somehow I got stuck in between my two buddies, so I decided to run down the hill away from them. There was a bunker towards the bottom, instead of running around it I decided that I would hop over it and get into position to get into a "fire fight." Well I approached the bunker and hopped over it, what I didn't realize was that there was a slight drop off of three feet. At the bottom were a bunch of blunt rocks :( I tried to land on my feed but twisted my ankle, and did a face-plant. With my old Shocker in hand (newly anodized mind you) I decided to cradle it and take the pain. Man did that hurt, twisted ankle, swollen elbow and bloody side. The Shocker survived without a scratch :)

Ahh yes, what paintball players do for their markers...

Dirty Harry:

LOL, that's some funny stuff :)

[Edited by FLoorED on 05-08-2001 at 06:42 PM]

[dawgs712]

I successful fooled the other team into thinking i was on their side. their tema had armbands and there was like 50 per team. i would run to bunker from an unprotected side and turn and face my team, no one knew i wasnt on their side. i just fell back all the way and grabbed the flag. it was funny, but then i got lit up pretty bad

[DIRTY HARRY]

Dead mans walk works like that too. Just walk around like you're out but keep your marker down. Newbies most of the time won't shoot because they don't know why you would act this way if you were still in. As long as the ref's don't ask you 10 times if your still in or not within earshot.