Paintball Pickup Lines

[PaintballerX]

Contribute :)

How bout:


"Hey baby, wanna come home and swab out my bar---"

Nevermind.

I hope you guys come up with something better. :)

---Mike

[Ebonclaw]

You didn't know they made 7.5" barrels? And as many inserts as you like.....

[PaintballerX]

This thread's on a one-way track to ClosedVille.

:/

Don't get it closed guys!

Keep it relatively clean :P

---Mike

[Surreal]

hey, i have a 14" boomstick

[TrUeMaNsHoW90]

make my balls happy and play with my cocker

sorry, ill delete that if necessary:D

[orryn]

hey wanna come and play with my cocker?

[xenube]

is that a barrel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

(more for the ladies, anyways sorry-couldnt help it)

[orryn]

If any of those pick up lines work, remember to use a barrel condom. :laugh:

[PaintballerX]

You guys must be the pinnacle of nerdness if that's all you can come up with. :)

---Mike

[NSUCK]

hey baby, wanna come play with my cocker? dont short stroke it now, or we'll have a mess on our hands wont we?

[kingtime69]

hay good lookin' you wanna go and play in the woods? ill let you polish my bigshot:laugh:

[halB]

my cocker shoots white paint outta its 16 inch barrel

okay ya illd elete that one sometime

[orryn]

halB, just because your sig reminded me of this:

Everytime you kill, god masturbates a kitten

[Crash Danger]

<insert sexual innuendo here>

[halB]

poor kitties, they always get killed or masturbated

[UTLadiesMan]

Now whomever can come up with the best computer science pick up line wins a prize. (You can put the "Best pick up line maker" in your sig I guess...)

Some friends and I were trying to think of some a few weeks ago, and got nothing. One of the people there was the hottest girl in CS at UT (my opinion... of course, there's only like 2 dozen to pick from) and she hasn't heard any yet at all, despite being asked out by a good 200 nerdy CS guys.

[Crash Danger]

That's an efficient file directory you've got there. Mind if I convert it to FAT32? Oh yeah baby.

[UTLadiesMan]

Originally posted by Crash Danger
That's an efficient file directory you've got there. Mind if I convert it to FAT32? Oh yeah baby.


I don't think that's gonna go it... The best we have so far is, well, it's a tie. "You make my floppy drive become a hard drive." and "Hey baby, I have a GeForce4 and dolby surround on my computer. Why don't you come to my room, and we can play some bootlegged Warcraft 3, which won't even be out for months!"


(the sad part is, I've used the second one. It failed.)

[Guillotine]

just learn what "hey, wanna hump" in binary means, then walk up to the girl and start spouting numbers like "1011001110001101001100110", then see if she can figure out what you just said.(which would be, something like "hey, wanna hump" or "How you doin'"-like joey from friends-)

[UTLadiesMan]

"Hey, wanna hump?"

in ASCII hex format is:

4865792C 20 77616E6E61 20 68756D703F0C

(added a form feed on for good measure. Often used to mark the end of sequence. 20 is space, so I spaced it out to make it easier to read)

in binary that is:

01001000011001010111100100101100 00100000 0111011101100001011011100110111001100001 00100000 011010000111010101101101011100000011111100001100


Needless to say, I don't want to memorize either, and it would take too long. She'd already be done with her assignment and out of the Unix lab...

[halB]

hey baby,wanna see my harddrive? it aint 3.5 inches and it definetley aint floppy

[Ebonclaw]

Just like Windows, I can go down on you too.....

[specter542]

dont mind my barrel, its just break paint when it get excited. :)

[tourny_wannabe]

Originally posted by Ebonclaw
Just like Windows, I can go down on you too.....

lol

[Crash Danger]

tonight me and you can be like Excel and work under the spread sheets.

[Ebonclaw]

*inspired by Crash*

Spreadsheet nothing. How about spread legs?


*inspired by me*

They say I'm the sequal to "Quake" in bed.

Turn me on, I boot up in only 5 seconds.

[wgpfreakjr]

lets have sex



quick and easy :) i win

[halB]

Nice legs, when do they open?

[kr8er]

macs suck, just not as good as you.

[halB]

hey the word of the day is legs, lets go back to my place and spread the word

[Crash Danger]

Lara Croft, can I raid your tomb?

[Surreal]

Nice shoes, wanna fuc|<?

[PaintballerX]

Yes, notice "Paintball Pickup Lines"? PAINTBALL? Come on, keep it pretty clean, I think this thread is about to be closed if we don't chizill ozout. :)

---Mike

[duggy]

Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you happy to see me? Oh wait....kinda homosexual.

Hmm...how about, is that white stuff from me shooting you? (goes both ways) :D

[UTLadiesMan]

I'm like Linux, I can go forever as long as I'm turned on.

[jero000]

can u check the barrel of my cocker? i think its jammed with white paint...

[shockersrbetter]

i hate j and j barrels!!!

[pbguy888]

is that a mirror in your pocket cause i can see myself in your panties

[PaintballerX]

Yeah...so anyways. This has NOTHING to do with paintball...

---Mike

[squinty]

i wish you were a door so i could bang u all day long...