how good can u be?

[hawk2140]

how good can a person be in pb? like... a budah paintballer

[Crash Danger]

If Jesus paintballed I'm sure he'd be pretty good.

[tourny_wannabe]

Originally posted by Crash Danger
If Jesus paintballed I'm sure he'd be pretty good.

andddddddddd thats siged

:laugh:

[AK47]

I can be as good as I am paid to be.

[hawk2140]

if satan paintballed hed probably be better than jesus, basing off of south park that satan is better........ sig me;)

[Crash Danger]

and Judas would always be the guy to hit Jesus with friendly fire.

[kingtime69]

Originally posted by hawk2140
if satan paintballed hed probably be better than jesus, basing off of south park that satan is better........ sig me;)
evil:pissed: will never be better then good:goody: :finger:

[Crime Dog]

*dons his theologian cap, and speaks up*

One of the attributes of God (Jesus) is omnipresence, in other words, the ability to be present everywhere, at all times. That being said, if Satan and Jesus were playing paintball against each other, Jesus would constantly have Satan surrounded, which means a lot of painful welts.

Not only is God omnipresent, He's also omnipotent, which means..."all powerful." Satan does not have that attribute fortunately. In other words, Jesus is armed with a totally tricked "Angel" (heh...get it? God has Angels? HA!) and Satan is stuck with a Nerf wannabe paintball gun.

And lastly, God is omnitient, which means, He knows all things. So Satan really cannot succeed, due to the fact that God would know his every move, his location at all times, and what he would do next.

Therefore, in conclusion, Jesus would wipe the floor with Satan in a paintball match...Woods OR Speedball.

;)

[hawk2140]

lol... too big of words ican't understand *?????* thou

[kingtime69]

Originally posted by Crime Dog
*dons his theologian cap, and speaks up*

One of the attributes of God (Jesus) is omnipresence, in other words, the ability to be present everywhere, at all times. That being said, if Satan and Jesus were playing paintball against each other, Jesus would constantly have Satan surrounded, which means a lot of painful welts.

Not only is God omnipresent, He's also omnipotent, which means..."all powerful." Satan does not have that attribute fortunately. In other words, Jesus is armed with a totally tricked "Angel" (heh...get it? God has Angels? HA!) and Satan is stuck with a Nerf wannabe paintball gun.

And lastly, God is omnitient, which means, He knows all things. So Satan really cannot succeed, due to the fact that God would know his every move, his location at all times, and what he would do next.

Therefore, in conclusion, Jesus would wipe the floor with Satan in a paintball match...Woods OR Speedball.

;) :laugh: well said there crime dog

[tourny_wannabe]

Originally posted by hawk2140
if satan paintballed hed probably be better than jesus, basing off of south park that satan is better........ sig me;)

i would but chrases is so muc more funny and origional......:rolleyes:

[Nautica King]

hey isnt God everywhere ? if i were satan i would b scared talk about major bunkering !

[Crime Dog]

Yes, He is...thus my "omnipresent" comment.

And thank you Kingtime.

Hey...you a Christian?

[Ebonclaw]

On the other hand, Satan (being Satan and all) isn't confined to rules or fair play. He can wipe, overshoot, crank his velocity, bribe refs for their souls......well, even Frank Connel still loses though.

[kingtime69]

Originally posted by Crime Dog
Yes, He is...thus my "omnipresent" comment.

And thank you Kingtime.

Hey...you a Christian?
yes i am:D born again
i go to a assembley of god church here in my home town. the pastor is my father-in-law. pretty cool hay?

[FinnMcKool]

I'm a Atheist and somewhat confused.

[Squidboy]

Well said Crime Dog.
I just had to sig Crash Danger.

I think that a showdown is in order, all the bhuddist gods (I think there are 12) against god, jesus, satan, and anything else they can pull together.

I think that would be fair as god and one of the bhuddist gods are omnipotent and the rest gotta run (or fly:eek: )

Yes I am christian.

[Blackfire]

All those arms the Bhuddist gods have would be a big advantage...........

[Squidboy]

Only one of them has the arms and I think he has to walk.

[vpar2]

Because my earlier post offended squidboy(i cant see why), i will restrain my humor from now on. I will also delete this post. So, this post is deleted. I must have been messing with forces i couldnt deal with.

Now i gotta catch some :sleep: (im taking a nap). Yes, i know its 5:00! Dont make fun of me.

[iamaperson]

Hey Crime Dog! I am a born-again believer. Well, my parents have always been christians but I made the choice on my own to accept christ and be baptized. I guess I'm a Jesus Freak...

[vpar2]

What did i do to deserve this??? I dont think im this offensive. If you think i suck, just tell me:

Originally posted by Squidboy
First of al vpar2, you have no right to be offended, noone forced you to read this thread. You don't like it, THEN LEAVE! And we are not whaling on anyone, I simply stated that some of their gods had 8 arms and some did not. This does not mean they have no arms, it simply means that they do not posess 4 pairs of arms, simply one set of two arms. Plus, we made no attempt to undermine your brethren of "Dirt Poor Indians." If they don't like this thread, THEY DON'T HAVE TO READ IT EITHER! If you thought our thread was offending THEN GO AWAY! Don't post, don't insult us, and do not be rude. We are having a good-natured conversation. Be it Christian, Bhuddist or Hindu in nature, It does not matter. You came in and destroyed a good natured thread that was obviously good-hearted and insulted us in the process. I happen to really like Bhuddists and their beliefs, even though I am a devout Christian. I only brought them into the conversation to see the reactions of the other posters. It was meant to be humourus, not seriously religeously oriented. And we never said who would win. That would be insulting. Again, you insulted, not only me, but any other christian who may read this thread by saying that your 200 gods could beat down our god. This was uncalled for in the first place, as it was insulting. It was uncalled for in the second place, because hinduism was never even mentioned in the preceding posts.

I request that this thread be deleted, as it is obviously going to degenerate into a flame war and have people with small minds such as vpar2 fueling it. Please delete this whole thread and the case will be closed.

Ummmmm..........i wasnt flaming. If you note how i was insulting Hindus, a group of which i am a part, you would have noticed how the whole post was a joke. Either my joke sucked or you dont have a sense of humor. Look a little deeper before you decide to say i have a small mind. Thanks.


I didnt "destroy" any thread. None of my post was a flame. I am not really offended, in case you are wondering. Think before you post.


I too am a devout hindu(i dont eat beef, i go to temple, etc.), but i dont really care if someone insults my gods. Hey, if you say Jesus could beat up my gods, i dont care because i can take a joke. I am lighthearted. But, sadly, not everyone can embody the same spirit.

Squid: Im just a little brown man trying to inform the world. Take my advice or leave it.

Im not deleting this post because i really wasnt flaming.

[Blackfire]

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[vpar2]

You talking to me? In that case thanks. If you are talking to squid, ill delete my post.

[Piranha addict]

I can hit a lego man on the torso from 30 yrds while riding on a motorbike at 60 mph....

I probably suck...

-addicted to laughing

[sephiroth2666]

wow this forum got horribly off topic. oh and the bad *** greek gods would win dont you know that. uh perpetuating the craziness