Ping-pong killed my paintball addiction

[Crash Danger]

I couldn't stop thinking about paintball for several weeks. I made lego speedball arenas and looked through eBay for stuff for my gun. I practiced snap shooting behind the couches in my basement.

But then I discovered the wonderful game of table tenis, know by the street name "Ping-pong". First developed by Chinese gangsters and popularized by Forrest Gump, ping-pong is a fast and furious game in which you must continue fight off your opponent's vollies of a plastic ball and fire it back at him. I started playing this game at my Aunt's house and now I can't stop. Step aside paintball, ping-pong is the sport of the future.

If I don't play paintball soon, I may play ping-pong forever! I want to buy upgrades for my paddle but I can't find any! Please help me!

[UTLadiesMan]

Here's another addiction to tide over your ping-pong addiction to tide over your paintball addiction. (But go easy, soon you'll need crack to cover all of your other addictions)

http://www.liquid.se/pong.html

[DagNasty]

Crash-

they make a nice high flow paddle head ... just to let ya know..

[MuckRaker]

Originally posted by Crash Danger
I couldn't stop thinking about paintball for several weeks. I made lego speedball arenas and looked through eBay for stuff for my gun. I practiced snap shooting behind the couches in my basement.

But then I discovered the wonderful game of table tenis, know by the street name "Ping-pong". First developed by Chinese gangsters and popularized by Forrest Gump, ping-pong is a fast and furious game in which you must continue fight off your opponent's vollies of a plastic ball and fire it back at him. I started playing this game at my Aunt's house and now I can't stop. Step aside paintball, ping-pong is the sport of the future.

If I don't play paintball soon, I may play ping-pong forever! I want to buy upgrades for my paddle but I can't find any! Please help me!

You are a sad and confused little man :sulk:

[Blazestorm]

UT you suck, I started playing. It is now my homepage!

[halB]

i once made a pong game in VB that used the whole screen as a field and an icon as the ball. too bad i cant find the source :(

[UTLadiesMan]

Originally posted by Blazestorm
UT you suck, I started playing. It is now my homepage!

Mwahaha, keep playing until you beat my record. 20-0, 600 points. :P

[simon woodstock]

Originally posted by Crash Danger
I couldn't stop thinking about paintball for several weeks. I made lego speedball arenas and looked through eBay for stuff for my gun. I practiced snap shooting behind the couches in my basement.

But then I discovered the wonderful game of table tenis, know by the street name "Ping-pong". First developed by Chinese gangsters and popularized by Forrest Gump, ping-pong is a fast and furious game in which you must continue fight off your opponent's vollies of a plastic ball and fire it back at him. I started playing this game at my Aunt's house and now I can't stop. Step aside paintball, ping-pong is the sport of the future.

If I don't play paintball soon, I may play ping-pong forever! I want to buy upgrades for my paddle but I can't find any! Please help me!
sorry bud, the ping-pong boom you're looking for has long since passed.
it probably happened mid-late eighties. before forrest gump.
these days ping-pong tables are often used for collecting dust and the bottom houses insects.
if ya wanna play a real table game take up pool. 8-ball, 9-ball, the works, you'll be able to make some money, and there's tons of upgrades. pool is lifeless, it'll be the greatest table game forever, it's outlasted pingpong, air hockey and all the crappy ones that no one's heard of

[halB]

but did it outlast pogs? oh wait, even the yo yo fad outlasted that.

[RedBull]

Originally posted by UTLadiesMan
Here's another addiction to tide over your ping-pong addiction to tide over your paintball addiction. (But go easy, soon you'll need crack to cover all of your other addictions)

http://www.liquid.se/pong.html

what the hell were you thinking posting that?!?! now im stuck on that damb game! ahh it would be my home page but pbreview is on it i got it as a favorite and have been playing ti non stop:mad: look what you did its worst then getting a 3year old addicted to heroin!

UT you suck, I started playing. It is now my homepage!

i didnt even see this b4 i posted but look UT you gonna kill us now!:boring: :finger:

[UTLadiesMan]

Mwahaha, now there will be less competition on the fields. :badboy:

[RedBull]

lol dont be to sure about that.... paintball is like PCP while that pong game is like crack. and FMX is like pot and goats are like sugar. (literly):agree: kinda weird thought cuz ive never done a drug in my life:D strait edge c::::];;;;::::>

[Codestar20]

Originally posted by simon woodstock

sorry bud, the ping-pong boom you're looking for has long since passed.
it probably happened mid-late eighties. before forrest gump.
these days ping-pong tables are often used for collecting dust and the bottom houses insects.
if ya wanna play a real table game take up pool. 8-ball, 9-ball, the works, you'll be able to make some money, and there's tons of upgrades. pool is lifeless, it'll be the greatest table game forever, it's outlasted pingpong, air hockey and all the crappy ones that no one's heard of

Good call Simon! Pool is by far better.

Crash- Hope you get over this little addiction that you have. It's sad to see people get lost to ping pong. :crazy:

[blinkpk11]

I just saw the title of this thread and i started lmao :laugh:

[TheZephyr]

DAmn that ping pong game! I've been playing for (looks at watch) 8 hours now when i should be studying for my ap exams. THat computer is one tough bastage, but I'll triumph yet.

[UTLadiesMan]

Yeah, the computer's a *****. You might also notice he gets 40 points for every ball he wins, and you only get 20. So, in order to beat him you need to win 14 balls. Still, I beat him almost every time now. Eventually you get to where you can just send the ball to any place you want.... wow, my life is sad.

[PMI_Guy]

lol UT

[SmirQ]

LADIES MAN FIND ME MORE OF THOSE GAMES!
I already know about
http://tommymackay.tripod.com/worm.htm

[Legionnaired]

1665 on that worm game.

I hate you all now. I really do.

I had that pong addition kicked, but now,, im back in. Thanks alot.

[Blazestorm]

1779 first try. =)

[pyropig]

I once overdosed on ping-pong:( but now the doctors have me on a strict regiment of paintball and pool:D