Idiot + Flatline= Trouble

[Colin]

My ******* friend just got his new flatline. His first time shooting it, he goes into our woods, points it at a house and fires. Being the idiot he is, he thought FOR SURE it wouldn't hit the house! ...It did. The homeowner comes down into our woods and starts telling us never to do it again but he was pretty cool about it. The next day we go paintballing and IN THE MIDDLE OF A HEATED FIREFIGHT, OUT COMES THE GUYS NEIGHBOR yelling at us to stop and to get the hell out of there. The whole neighborhood is on alert because of one *******. If you have any moron friends like I do, protect them from themselves.

[Jeffo2448]

Why did he want you out of there? I understand your friend hit his house the first time, but were you playing on his property... if not, he shouldn't yell at you if you did nothing again.

[Blazestorm]

you should find out the boundries, whenever I shoot my gun I have to do it in my backyard (like 10 feet from my house) because any further is other neighbors property (its like a woods area)

[AK47]

How did he know your friend hit his house. Yeah establish a boundary so he can't yell at you.

[HELLSPAWN]

I went to the local paintball store. I see a tippy totally tricked out. I ask Joe[owner] if I can see it. He hands it to me and tells me the price 1000 cnd includes revvy flatline x chamber and some other stuff. It was used once. It turns ou the guy bought it to play and his son was cleaning out after the first game. He tryed to fire it but nothing happened. He looked down the barrel[no goggles] and he pulled the trigger. BAM ouch

[cris8762]

that is why you dont let little kids use paintball guns without adult supervision:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[ThaFiend]

he's most likely permanently blind and his eye is probably mangled...... bad times.

[HELLSPAWN]

Another friend I know was so stupid. HE thought a flatline would not increase distance so far. He got his friend to shoot at like 45 feet. He though he would show off and do the Matrix bullet dodge thing. What he didn't know is how far a flatline tricked m98c would shoot. He goes back and his friend shoots and misses first three. On the forth one it skimmed his head and the last one right in the balls. He was like screaming on the ground. The last thing he didn't know was the tricked 98cs valocity was cranced to max.[300fps]

[halB]

well jsut about every house that borders my back yard knows me, cause i go clean up the mess i make when a pb sails over

[snipinhick]

neighbours? huh.... oh thats right.... i live in the woods...

It's alright to be a redneck....