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Evilhomer_ii
05-16-2002, 01:17 PM
10. Shooting birds that you don't want to die
9. Flipping kabobs on the B.B.Q.
8. Throwing in a game as a decoy
7. Shooting flaming balls of poo drenched in gas
6. shooting your friends that want to go to paintball but are too afraid that it will hurt (false advertising for the pian)
5. Playing air guitar (eliminates the air)
4. Throwing at your cat when she is pooing in the litter box
3. Pretend you are tough by shooting yourself in the foot (it won't hurt)
2. Use it as a pipe for your ganja
1. Use it as an excuse to buy Co2 cartriges that are really for putting out the fire that you started on the B.B.Q.

halB
05-16-2002, 01:35 PM
talons are fun to mod

specter542
06-01-2002, 09:30 AM
Originally posted by Evilhomer_ii
10. Shooting birds that you don't want to die
9. Flipping kabobs on the B.B.Q.
8. Throwing in a game as a decoy
7. Shooting flaming balls of poo drenched in gas
6. shooting your friends that want to go to paintball but are too afraid that it will hurt (false advertising for the pian)
5. Playing air guitar (eliminates the air)
4. Throwing at your cat when she is pooing in the litter box
3. Pretend you are tough by shooting yourself in the foot (it won't hurt)
2. Use it as a pipe for your ganja
1. Use it as an excuse to buy Co2 cartriges that are really for putting out the fire that you started on the B.B.Q.

how about playing paintball with it...ever think about that? u must be playing the wrong sport b/c ur supposed to play pball with a pball gun, not use it for personal gratification and household tasks:eyes: