Paint eating contests

[KoRnMaN]

Anybody ever go into a paint eating contest? I have and I tryed to win an angel but only to relize that I only ever tryed eating a bag of 500 and these were half cases. Lets just say I was poopin colors the next day. Anybody else have an experiece like mine?

[Longbow_UMD]

Never purposely tried to eat paint. Just one breaking on my mask and splattering all in my mouth. I was spitting colors for a good long while. Not even an Angel is incentive enough for me to eat that crap. Blech.

[MuckRaker]

You know Korn, Sorbitol, the main ingredient in paintball fill, is a laxative. You did know that, right?

[Lord Delta]

HA !!
If he didn't when he ate them, he knew it by the time he got home, LOL!

[KoRnMaN]

That would explain the crapping part lol.:)

[Creek]

Dam I puke before I got 100 down.

[MuckRaker]

Originally posted by Creek
Dam I puke before I got 100 down.
:D
you guys are sick ... Sick I tell ya! :eek:

[Creek]

I never ate piant that did get shot at me,but if I did I think I'd puke.Sick is a nice term isn't it :)

[KoRnMaN]

I don't know about sick but it might be something else.

[dawgs712]

thast nasty, how many did the winner eat?

[KoRnMaN]

The first person to eat a half a case wins. So thats how many he had.

[dawgs712]

thats the most disgusting thing i have ever heard in my life. honestly no joke. shells and all?

what kind of paint-it really matters

[Creek]

and now he's never going too be thesame

[cranberynvodka]

thats prolie bad for you paint is all nasty and bitter i had to lick it off when i had some on my lips

[MateoTheConquerer]

i have attempted to eat 200 but it just wasnt gonna happen and they tasted just as bad coming up........

[KoRnMaN]

Some people swallow them whole.

[MuckRaker]

The shell is the same thing as the shell on Tylenol GelCaps ... the fill is mainly sorbitol, but also contains food color and possibly fish oil. It's not poison, but who the F would want to eat a half a case of paint. That's just plain ole Nasty. Plus, there's that laxative effect, who want's to sit on the can all day after eating 1000 paintballs. EWWWWW :eek:

[Creek]

I guess if you get done you go too bath room ,do the 2 finger deal and maker you puke,me I puke sooner that you think. Hell I bet he eat crap for a marker too lol

[elTwitcho]

I got through 13, and decided eating 20 paintballs was no longer worth 10 bucks :/ 1700th post too :D

[cranberynvodka]

its a waste of money to eat 1000 paintballs thats like 30 dollars right there

[Creek]

I'll do it at a lets see 5 bucks a ball

[TLplus84]

ewwwww...i've never tasted paintballs ebfore..dun wanna either :P

[KoRnMaN]

Remember he won a ANGEL!!!!!!!!!!

[Creek]

well they taste like crap

[dawgs712]

i bet if you downed them like pills but instead of using water you used some high concentration alchohol you could do it

[KoRnMaN]

I'll supply da beer if you supply the paintballs lol :)

[dawgs712]

and ill supply the moron to do it...(insert user name here)

[KoRnMaN]

(ME)

[paintballer56]

sik

[KoRnMaN]

I can'y believe its not butter, Wait I meen Ican't believe this post went so far and why are ya'll saying im sick when you all came here yourselves and witnessed? lol

[Edited by KoRnMaN on 05-21-2001 at 01:40 PM]

[simon woodstock]

man i have eaten SO much paint in my day, i do everything with my mouth open (including paintball) and paint is the most bitter taste ever, especially marbs, it leaves you spitting for atleast an hour. BE paint is pretty gross too, i've only eaten one ball but it was gross. in my life time i've eaten probly 25 paintballs, i don't plan on eating more but i think its inevitable

[KoRnMaN]

You comsider that alot of paint? I have ate cases to win awsome prizes.

[toadman7b22]

i would eat 2 cases of paint for a angel! maybe 3 if it had a angel AIR and a revvy
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[KoRnMaN]

I would 2!

[dawgs712]

i would do it, but i dont think i could...couldnt make myself do it unless i did the pill/beer i dea

[KoRnMaN]

We all know what Ally McBeal would do lol:)

[Predator]

I got shot in the mask last week - I had my mouth open and i got paint splattered inside. It was BE paint, and let me tell you, it was sick! Good thing I had water to spit it all out.

[MateoTheConquerer]

yes alcohol

[MuckRaker]

According to Team Hard Corey's official Paint Taste Critic, "PMI Premium tastes like As*... Diablo Blaze tastes less like As*, but it still tastes like As*."

[KoRnMaN]

Good observation there muck. lol:)

[martlet1]

its not so much a problem going in, but how about going out.

[dawgs712]

yall might think i overanalyze things, but whenever i hear someone say tastes like poop or but or whatever, i always think to myself, how do they know? there area select few who do know what it takes like (though i doubt they would share the fact that they know and if i found out i would probably never touch them again) but its kinda weird how people say that.

[KoRnMaN]

Yea but he did say Hard Corey's (anal)ized the paint.

[toadman7b22]

i ate a marbalizer yesterday... its bitter as ****!
but its worth a angel
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[KoRnMaN]

Thicker Paint is sicker like hell, and dh balls.

[MuckRaker]

Originally posted by KoRnMaN
Yea but he did say Hard Corey's (anal)ized the paint.
:D
He was quite disappointed the next morning when his poop wasn't brightly colored ... I guess he didn't eat enough.

[KoRnMaN]

hahaha:)

[krasher]

My friend LIKES the taste of paint...I think he is a nutcase :D
I wonder if he could eat that much?

[KoRnMaN]

lol ask him.:)

[DraXsuS]

You guys are all weird! EATING PAINT!!!

[KoRnMaN]

did you even read what it was about? Come on man a Angel top prize man. Who would eat paint for fun? jeez

[DraXsuS]

STill

[KoRnMaN]

what ever thats canadians for ya.

[DraXsuS]

Originally posted by KoRnMaN
what ever thats canadians for ya.


What to i mean by that?

[KoRnMaN]

just n/m.

[ZacT26]

that is nasty
i would swallow them whole but i would eat em slow.

heh

[Orion]

man, I never tried to eat a paintball yet, but I know that they dont do anything harmful to you body. Im gonna go try right now, c ya

[KoRnMaN]

you choke swallowing them whole lol I have anyway.

[macmighty12]

i took one of them P.O.S brass eagle ballsthat were all one color (pink) nad told my friend it was a gum ball. he popped it in his mouth bit down and swollowed it. he was like choking for 2 minutes. he said a shell was cought in his throat. it was so damn funny tho

[KoRnMaN]

I did something like that on the bus one time. I threw this really soft paintball (from being out in the rain) at a younger kid about 12yrs old and hit him then hes like "Whats this" and started sqeezing it and it popped in his face and it was so funny. There was paint al over the bus seat and his brother a senior was lafing his a$$ off with me.:)

[Letchworth40]

I would eat a half case of paint for an angel! just think like this... one paintball one dollar.

[KoRnMaN]

or 1 paintball 1 barfing. hehehe.:)

[AutocockerFreak]

Paint already smells like **** i cant imagine what it tastes like

[KoRnMaN]

try it than and find out.:)

[Letchworth40]

i know if i eat that much paint i would be ****in all day. i g2g now just by thinking about it

[Landon]

they dont actually swallow the paintballs! lol that would kill you if u ate 500!

they just chew them and spit them out

[Letchworth40]

yea but you have to eat 1000 paintballs as fast as you can

[KoRnMaN]

and puke them up later is what happends to me.

[PaintKiller]

Man.... My mom saw clening my room whne I was gone and she was talling my she found something that looked like a gumball and she put it in her mouth then before she chewed it she spit it out and noticed that it was a pball.
HAHAHA MOM! SUCKER!

[FOXRCNG11]

i ate one once for a lapco drop-forward....it was about 3 years old at the local shop....stuck that baby in my mouth bit it and almost threw-up....i think the age had a bit to do w/ that

[KoRnMaN]

Thay should make sperm paintballs lol for inpregnating herfers. Thats what I would like to do for my job hehe.

[FOXRCNG11]

hate to be the person that has to fill the balls...

[KoRnMaN]

yea that would suck.:)

[FOXRCNG11]

although i do believe that some ppl would go for that kinda thing

[KoRnMaN]

I wouldn't really go do that I was trying to be funny.:)

[Ded]

Originally posted by MuckRaker

The shell is the same thing as the shell on Tylenol GelCaps ... the fill is mainly sorbitol, but also contains food color and possibly fish oil. It's not poison, but who the F would want to eat a half a case of paint. That's just plain ole Nasty. Plus, there's that laxative effect, who want's to sit on the can all day after eating 1000 paintballs. EWWWWW :eek:
yes the guy would be sitting on th ecan all day but he'd have his nice new angel to accompany him. I feel sorry for the guy that came in second and ate like 900 balls just to find that he lost to some fat guy who ate them faster.

[KoRnMaN]

lol that would suck.

[FOXRCNG11]

does it change the color of yer crap??

[KoRnMaN]

Yea like it said before. I was pooping colors.

[FOXRCNG11]

thats cool

[KoRnMaN]

lol i think.

[snipinhick]

I would chew like a pig then sell the gun to some rich puke!!!!


besides, paint doesn't taste to bad. just shot gun a 6 pack of beers so you puke like a mofo after.

[paintballer56]

eeeww i would never eat a single paintball especially brass eagle

[KoRnMaN]

Hehehe pukings the easy part.

[custom98pro]

i have never tasted paintballs and never plan to until some of it splatters into my mouth during a game

[KoRnMaN]

Don't worry about the splatter worry about the whole paintball hitting you in the mouth makeing your teeth pink thanks smucks.

[JesterDude15]

Originally posted by KoRnMaN
Hehehe pukings the easy part.

lmao
:laugh: :laugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

[KOTOWA]

If they were brass eagles... just smelling em gives me the willies...:eyes:

[KoRnMaN]

Dude any paintball that is in a closed container for serveral days is going to smell like crap (Diablo blaze) resembles a smell like B.E. if it goes in a b.e. 200rd. container.

[MuckRaker]

Originally posted by paintballer56
eeeww i would never eat a single paintball especially brass eagle

you know, I think I'd rather eat 200 rounds of brass eagle than one ViewLoader paintball. I'm serious, I was target shooting in the back yard, and I could smell the viewloader paint from about 50 feet away. The brass eagle stuff smelled now worse than PMI or Diablo.

But Viewloader, Man, someone shot me with viewloader paint, I'd go ballistic on his Arse, that's how bad it smells.

[snipinhick]

sounds yummy

lol

[KoRnMaN]

Then buy the smelly banana or apple paintballs from pbgear lol.

[MuckRaker]

Originally posted by KoRnMaN
Then buy the smelly banana or apple paintballs from pbgear lol.

mmmm ... bannana flavored Crap.
Just like Momma used to Stew. :slurp:

[KOTOWA]

Originally posted by MuckRaker


you know, I think I'd rather eat 200 rounds of brass eagle than one ViewLoader paintball. I'm serious, I was target shooting in the back yard, and I could smell the viewloader paint from about 50 feet away. The brass eagle stuff smelled now worse than PMI or Diablo.

But Viewloader, Man, someone shot me with viewloader paint, I'd go ballistic on his Arse, that's how bad it smells.

It was those paintballs that almost got me not to play paintball.

I brought a can of paint to my mom to show her it was safe and paintball wouldnt kill me. She sniffed that stuff and swore if all paint smelled like that, I would never heare the word paintball again.

My tip for winning, dont chew, I just swallow them like capsules, and if your lucky, they come out the way the went in, but usually the acid burns the shell and you got splatter commin outta your arse. But at least you will be on the toilet with your new angel...

[Avatar]

how long did it take them to eat the half case? also, how could they fit all that in their stomach? i mean wouldnt 150 paintballs whole be enough to fill your stomach?

[Avatar]

okay i just tasted a big ball that i had laying around. first before there was even any taste there was a hot sensation on where it touched for 1 second, then the taste. it wasnt bad persay, just different. it tasted like oil, motor oil. personally for an angel i could see me eating any amount of those. for me its really hard to puke, even when i really really want to. so ya, i could do it, and im notorius for my fast eating, WHO WANTS SOME!?!?!?! IM READY! of course this is based on a few drops, not a whole paintball.

[KoRnMaN]

First of all if you ate them whole you would die hence the name constipation. If you did eat them whole its not possible to eat 1000 balls but the rules are if you eat the most so usally people just gag and eat more (its really cool when they puke they puke green and blue and sh**).