THIS SUCKED!!

[JCRV]

This one isn't very funny to me but my teammates think it's just freakin hilarious. My freinds and I let these two guys play with us once and it was clear from the start that it was a mistake! Anyways, we started a 5 on 5 game and I just happened to get partened up with the 2 new idiots. It's only 3 minutes into the game and 1 of the idiots has already been put out and the other one (we'll call him "Steve") wanderes off by himself and gets pinned down by three people. Well, I see that from where I am and go to help the guy, not because I want to, but because he's a teammate. So I crawl around the bushes behind "Steve" to help him out and he fires at me!! He misses, then realizes it's me and I tell him Im gonna go around and try to take the 3 guys by surprise. After another 5 minutes or so of crawling around I find myself no more than 15 yards from all 3 of the guys pinning him down. I shoot at them and hit two of them once. They all quickly scamper around the other side of the bush and I figure now "Steve" has the angle on them to take 'em out. Well, it turns out "Steve" figured I was there to take the fall for him so during the confusion I caused when I shot at the 3 guys, he fled back to another bunker far way from there. Now the three guys are aware of that and it doesn't take long before they deal with me and eventually my team loses. Well, that really sucked!!! Hoped you enjoyed it as much as everyone else seems to.

[PBSouLjAh]

one time, i was at my local field, and it was called "valley" there was a valley and 2 huge hills next to it. instead of the valley bein da center of the field, it split the field in half. near the end of the game, our team was losing, and i was on one hill while about 5 enemies with angels, shockers, a m98 with a flatline, and a bushy were behind a couple bunkers in the valley pinnin down my teammates down there. i had a CLEAR shot at them, and they didnt see me cuz i was above them. i was about, 100 feet away from them, but if i shot, i would be shooting down at them. so i get ready to take a shot, aim, and shoot about 10 times to get em out, but then i realize dat i just shot all blanks!! so they see me, and they look up and start blazin away. dat really sucked.