I broke a bunker!

[spazdr]

I was playing on a brand new speed-ball field with these new bunkers called "EZ-bunkerz" or something like that. I was playing with a crap-load of walk-ons for this small field. Anyway, I decide to run up the right side all the way to the 50. I slide into the bunker with paint flying all around me and the bottome half of the bunker collapses flat! The bunkers are basically empty plastic boxes stacked various ways. I have almost no coverage at all, but I looked to the left of me and there are several players totally exposed because I moved up so far. I start unloading my hopper on them. They shoot back but their paintballs keep bouncing off me. About 15 seconds after I broke the bunker I shot 3 people out before getting hit by someone infront of me because my bunker is gone. After the game a ref came over and was just staring at the broken bunker for about a minute :laugh: . By the way, the banner for EZ-bunkers said something about how durable and strong they are right under the name:rolleyes:

[NCProckett]

haha!

I would have picked it up and used it like a shield or something


thats funny as hell

[AK47]

You got a problem with EZ bunkers?:eyes:

[ciaran.mooney]

Done that, knocked over a few cokecans and T-peice's, good bless back players bellies!

[PoInT BlAnK]

i was reffing and a guy was the only one left on the team against 3 ppl and he ran from the back of the air ball field to to the 50' and broke the metal piece that anchored it to the ground. the bunker swung around and exposed him and he got lit up the arse at lleast 30 times by three pll. all the reffs were laughing so hard.

[THE_Cobra58]

and they call paintballers dangerous? they should look at the bunkers lmao :laugh:

[AK47]

Since he attacked a bunker, I wonder if a bunker gang will be after him:|

[DeFauLt]

i put a hole through a hyperbal bunker once. i borrowed a stainless barrel from someone and was using it all day. when i ran to my bunker i slammed the barrel in to a weak part by accident and i put a clean round hole through it.

[paint_suey]

atleast you didn't move a tp bunker and moved it up about half of the course. some fruit at the local field did that. i would think the ref would stop him but he kept moving it.

[Hot5hot]

my field we have a field called "Wall-Ball" and in the way back they have 2 Stand Up Tripplez...Anyway I start sweet-spottin and then run into 1 of em, I then c that there r 2 like 5 year oldz in my bunker...and they keep pushing me out :pissed: anyway, there is a guy with a ir3 shootin at our bunker and the lil kids r like "run up!" when there are 12 balls a sec shootin ur bunker u dont wanna move up! anywayz... the bunker fallz and by this time there is a guy in the snake 2 the right of us :( I wuz the only 1 to start runnin but sadly I get shot 9 timez in my azz :( funny timez

[Hot5hot]

o yes! the bunker fell apart into 3 peicez :) forget the main idea of the story

[Tate]

yea ive done taht a few times myself.. only on woods fields near my house.. sliding in baseball style and stick ur foot through it and the whole thing comes down on top or in front of you.. lol that sucks.. 1 time i was about 2 bunker some1 but they looked over the top of the bunker so i slid into it.. knocked it on him and shot him in the ***.. it was hilarious he was soo pissed.. that was the only time i did it on purpose tho.. payback for the few times i got lit up i guess

[tonysk83]

i was playing in the woods, and i was behind a keep bunker that was mad of logs, and they fell over so i made a bunker that was better

[blinkpk11]

at the one hyperball field i play, there are plastic doritos. one game i was watching this guy, musta been pushing 350 lbs. , runs up to the dorito, trys to stop and bumps into it. it tips waaaayyyy forward and almost falls over ut somehow it magically leans back and doesnt fall but ends up coming back and smaking the guy right in the face! funny stuff

[Spencer16896]

I've ran into bunkers, but never like that! Damn! I have seen someone knock over a bunker before and got lit up. I hope it never happens to me though. That would be bad.