Lame Story Anyone?

[DasBaldDog]

This one time........at paintball camp..........I shot a guy.

[Magnus55]

ha ha ha ha ha ok here's one:
One time, a bunch of friends and I were going to play paintball behind my friend's house. My frind (who's house it was) had never played before, but he had a large woodland area behind his house, ideal for paintball. There were ten of us there so we devided into teams of five. Just as we were about to set out from his backyard into the woods, my friend's mom came home. She was VERY concerned for her son's safety (he is after all, an only child). We explained to her about how we all had masks, and we all were wearing adequate protection. My friends mom demanded that we find a way to play safely; in other words no shooting at people. So she took away all of our paintballs and for the rest of the day we had to 'pretend' that we were playing paintball. By the way, I think my team won. ;)

[Killers Are Quiet]

Supposed to play paintball, still drunk at 7 am, rolled over and went back to sleep.

But I don't drink the night b4 anymore:)

[Longbow_UMD]

ROTFLMAO Magnus! That is up there on the stupidest-things-I've-ever-heard list. Nice that your team won tho. :)

[DasBaldDog]

Magnus........Winner of the Nicer Cup 2001.

[harrysacks]

thats almost as good as winning a game with real paintballs!

[Kornithium]

Magness i think you should take outa cam corder and get an even group of friends. Devide up your friends in to teams then yo be the ref with the cam corder and tape your selves playing then make her watch it. I was playing around with my Tippmann m98 \w flatline barrel in her back yard with my dad. She was freaking out because she throught someone would call the cops because it looked real. This isa very small place (No stores just houses) outside of the city. A person in the next yard walked to the back of their yard and back to the front and my step-mom was freaking out even more. I wasnt even playing pb i was just fiddeling with my remote system.

[harrysacks]

some people.......jeez

[MateoTheConquerer]

those are all great stories

[harrysacks]

great, yet incredibly lame at the same time

[Paint Bulley]

You want a lmae story?

I played paintball yesterday.

Did that keep you on the edge of your seat or what?

No but seriously, my aunt wouldn't let my cousin get a paintball gun. But he could go paintballing all he wanted.

[harrysacks]

he should get someone else to buy one for him

[Magnus55]

You guys just wait for the story where we played paintball without paint AND guns. We just ran around the place making gun shapes with our hands and 'pop' 'pop' 'pop' noises.
Ok this one didn't happen. :)

[braiden1835]

ok when i went to my homemade couse ther was like 6 little kids there picking up paintballs that didn't bust and throwing at the other hiding behind bunkers while doing it ok....so i walked up and what the hell are you guys doing they said playing paintball but it hurt too much with the guns??!!??

[SirKutBenDure]

Magnus55, so how did the scoring go? Those who got "bruised" from the air coming the the paintball guns considered an out? Just wait until you are an adult, won't have problems with parents worrying about their kids anymore. Definately a plus.

[Magnus55]

Actually, we spent most of the time shooting the leaves off of trees and uprooting little bugs with some blasts of C02. My friend actually put a roach inside of his gun and shot it. he's a bit crazy though. ;)

[Paint Bulley]

Well this one time I ran out of Co2 so I just yelled "bang" and threw paint at people. I actually got people to run away and think I had paint.


No not really.

That would of been nasty if the roach blew up inside the guys barrel.

[Lord Delta]

Hey Magnus55, I tried playing with just my hands and making popping noises with my mouth, but I kept breaking balls, I guess I need a new barrel on my hand. This is a fun topic.

I got a true lame story. I was actually playing paintball one sunday, and I was trying to flank the right side of the field where there were a bunch of 6-8 foot tall trees and bushes. It was real dense so I was going slow. I come up behind this guy facing the direction of the enemy and ask him what team he is on. I don't remember what he said but I shot one ball at him, he got startled and fired one back at me. we couldn't have been more than 12 feet away and we both missed. After he missed we realized we were on the same team. He then told me he was trying to take a piss and that was why he was crouched down so nobody would see him. So then I kept walking forward and someone started shooting at me from the direction of the enemy. I called out what team are you on and he said red what team are you on, I said blue, because I had a blue band on my arm. Only problem was we were playing band vs no band, so the dumb @$$ shot me and hit me. I was so pissed the retard shot me. Then when walking along the trails back to the dead zone, one of my teammates/friends was protecting the flag and was hiding in a depression in the ground, he heard someone walking towards him (it was me) so he stuck his gun up and fired at me a couple times. I just instinctively turned my back and almost got into a fetal position in mid-air. fortunately he missed and stopped shooting when he realized it was me. I think this makes 3 lame stories, that whole game just sucked. But later that day I kicked @$$ on that field flanking the left side with a couple guys with cockers, but that would be a cool story so I can't tell it here. someone start a cool story thread.