I strapped a paint grenade to my dog....

[Daypray]

yeah one game I got this idea that I could strap a paint grenade onto my loyal dog baxter, and have him walk across to the enemys tent, make a simple note attached to the cap and when they pulled the note off , SPLUSH, the grenage with spluge all over them. But, to my dismay, the dog ended up chewing through the thing in front of my while i was making the note, it blew up in me and my dogs face. I had the entire group laughing and the dog licking the paint off my face.:eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: beat that foos.

[pbViper]

lol thats hella funny :laugh:

[AK47]

Dog as a weapon? Your crazy!:crazy:

[NYRChaoS]

i been playing so much speed ball i would like to try that type of game all nighter we can play like all day and stuff i think i would be fun ........... i dunno maybe

[matt197]

haha

[Cocker Lover]

lol thats funny

[tonysk83]

haha thats funny, my dog likes paintblls, as a treat i give them to her:crazy:

[AngelsHolocaust]

my dog likes to eat paintballs too, ifshe finds some in my grass after i shoot at a tree or something, she will eat them up lilke candy

[Tommy_pball]

when my friends come over to play paintball we wait in my basement for everyone to arrive, my dog will come down and if we drop a couple he trys eatin em

my friends act like *******es and give him paintball i get pretty pissed at em for it thought and they just go...its not gonna hurt him! idont care! hell eat my bag in my room! :pissed:

[Pyro720]

My dogs name is Baxter too***hat s wierd...and funny

[Ocelot213]

my dog will try nething once. she lieks coffe, booze(j.d. and smiroff, and hawaiian punch

[speeddemon0016]

i don't have a dog......... but my friend ate a paintball once.

[duda]

i paid no of my non paintballing friends to eat one. told him he had to chew it :laugh: he threw up and i didnt pay him because he did swallow. :devil: :biglaugh:

[Whiteshadow]

i ate marbs before, it was messed up. it was suprisingly hot

[Spencer16896]

I've eaten one. My friend said he would give me $10 to eat one... thinking it was real paint and I wouldn't do it. I told him to toss it up, he did, I caught it, swallowed it, easy money.

I once saw someone eat one by mistake. A Direct shot to the mouth part of the mask. It was so funny and he threw up.

[Warweezil]

I have a dog who eats paintballs and a ferret who does too. I was packing bags of paint into a gear sack and I had an open bag on my bed. I went downstairs to eat breakfast and my ferret had gone into the bag and dragged out about ten paintballs and popped each one with his little teeth all over my bed!:laugh: :pissed: Funny, but I got really mad at him and started chasing him around my room.

[weefek]

so the dog at the paintball field (myster) eats teh paintballs , then throws them up, then humps people.

[ST.Rage]

What if someone shot your dog as you tried to use him as a suicide bomber? Dunno if that is such a good idea since accidents do happen.

[Aglar]

Originally posted by weefek
so the dog at the paintball field (myster) eats teh paintballs , then throws them up, then humps people.

Whoa, you play at Diehard? Me too.

[weefek]

REALLY?

yes i play at diehard all the time. hahaha, that's pretty cool.

myster rules, he got a haircut finally. :D

[Nautica King]

my cat trys to eat them like he will jump in my pb box of paintballs and like get one and start wacking it around and then he cups his hands and trys to put it in his mouth lol and also he see's mee put them into my tubes and he trys to open them and trys to get his paw yup my rico hopper and one day i was throwing paint at a wall behind my house and the paintballs would fall to the ground ever being like cracked open after the impact of the wall and my cat would dart onto them and get orange paint all over himself. lol !:P

[weefek]

woah your cat rules, my cat sucks. its dumb

[Nautica King]

yea my cat is cool but kinda stange like he will slap around socks and stick them in his mouth and carry them around the house like he killed his food and is going to go eat it lol. and also when he looks out a window and see's a bird he trys to make a sound like them but all that comes out its ek ek ek erk

[matt197]

hmm my cat doesnt do anything cool she just walks around the house doing nothing.. my dog hes afraid of guns and runs away wwhen we paintball but my sisters dog ate a few after we were done playing they were all over the yard and stuff and the dog was walking around with one in her mouth and she sat down and ate it

[richarddufault]

A Good example of history repeating itself.

The Russians tried to use dogs to blow up German tanks in WW2. That didn't work so good, either. Apparently, as soon as the dogs heard gunfire, they would run back and hide under the Russian tanks, BOOM! The net result was for the Germans to shoot every dog they saw just on general principles.

What you need to do is strap a dozen paint grenades on a crazy teammate and make him run into a group of enemy players.

[Messiah]

hahahahaha thats funny :laugh: thats as funny as 1 of the guys i knew was talkin about running into a door and then he seriously did run into that door!! lol rofl

[Phobos321]

I heard a different story about the Russian thing,

The Russians were having trouble with German tanks. So, they started conditioning and training dogs to live around tanks. The dogs would sleep and eat under tanks! They would find it comfortable and safe beaneth them, and would recognize them as "home"

It worked great in testing! But, in reality, the dogs didnt do such a good job. The dogs did not recognize these "German Tanks", as they did not look (or smell) like Russian tanks. So, they ran for the Russian tanks, recognizing them as "home". The Russians were using RUSSIAN TANKS in training them!

[FISHY]

haha stupid russians with their wierd language

[lilbmxer]

:laugh: russians:laugh:

[Nautica King]

:laugh: AMERICANS :laugh:

[JTramoDude]

good idea... lets impliment a dog as a weapon against the enemy... UNTILL THEY START SHOOTING AT AN UN-Masked dog!!!!!! no-one try it