Paintball Poetry for School

[hexer29]

I need some paintball poetry for school. Does anyone know of any or know where i can find some? It can be any kind of poetry about paintball.

[Thor the Mighty]

brass eagle oh brass eagle
you look like crap and smell like a beegle
i can't get you to shoot
your maker is a galoot
you never fire when in need
to think i bought you for a pound of weed

[hexer29]

lol, It has to be appropriate for school, but that is pretty funny.

[Thor the Mighty]

how about this one (i know it isn't appropriate for school)

i made it for paintball dojo when they started charging for membership

i won't buy the lie
that this dojo is free
i hate jim so much it makes me pee
i was only here for a short while
but i didn't leave with a smile
so goodbye dojo
you can suck my mojo



anyways, here is a place where you can get them poems

http://www.durtydans.com

[VeNoM]

do haiku's they are way easy. . . i made 2 in like a minute. i dont rellay remember them but i think they were:

See the paint fly by
hugging my bunker tightly
uh oh no paint left!

paint spitting machines
cockers, angels, bushies, mags
high tech paintball guns

u know what haikus are right? try to do that or u can use those if u want. . . they are way easy to write

[Magnus55]

Just in case you don't know, a haiku is a form of Japanese poetry. It is the most popular forms of Japanese poetry, the second most popular being the Tanka. It has three lines in which the first and third have 5 sylables, and the second has seven. They normally have to do with nature and stuff....but I guess there can be an exception for paintball.:)

[DasBaldDog]

The 5-7-5 Haiku is the most common form of Haiku. However, I write in a form that has not been commonly used in almost 300 years. It is a Japanese Haiku form of the epic poems such as Iliad, Odyssy and Beowulf. It's called the Go-Sanjin Haiku. Look into it sometime.

[hexer29]

I dont have to make my own, i have to find some poetry and write about it. My teacher is screwed up.

[DasBaldDog]

Like the dude said, http://www.Durtydans.com has alot of limmericks and stuff. Check it out. It won't say "Paintball poem" just read alot of the articles and you'll find 'em, and learn something too.

[hexer29]

The link doesnt work and i cant get into the site.

[DasBaldDog]

Try this. http://www.durtydan.com That works to my knowledge.

[green_goblin]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Start running now,
Cuz I'll bunker you!

[Ded]

Whoa! you traded a pound of pot for brass eagle? You've gotta hate that. :)

[VeNoM]

if i traded a pound i would want like some angels and cockers and angel a.i.r. systems hehehe

[DIRTY HARRY]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
whose barrel was so long he could........

[DIRTY HARRY]

He said with a grin,
as he squeegeed his chin,
if it's bore size was wider
I'd.........

[Savior]

LoL.

[ry_goody]

I was shooting gun
and having lots of fun.
I bunkered some fool
it was really cool.
I was kicking alot of ***
then I went prone in the grass.
Some newbie with a pump
landed on me after making a dashing jump.
The stupid newbie.

[paint soup]

Oh how i love to shoot
and have paintballs and air to boot
when i see you from behind the bunker
i cant help but stop and wonder
why are you eating a paintball my friend??
its not edible and it could hurt you
nevermind then, il just shoot you in your rear end.

i know it was lame but it was kinda based off a true story when a friend i was playing got hit by a ball that looked like a rock so he bit it to check.......i shot him for being so dumb :)

[Magnus55]

The oddessy and Beowulf are not forms of Haikus. They aren't even Japanese! Beowulf was written during the anglo-saxon perion by a Dutch man, and the oddessy was written by a european also. I have no idea what the other thing is, but by the looks of it it isn't Japanese either.

[TheSock]

Odysey was written by Homer although he couldn't write since he was blind he remembered the whole thing through small verses.