JesterDude15
06-07-2001, 06:00 PM
It was at the end of the day around 5:00, and we decided to play ressurestion. If you get shot you run back to the bunker you started at and you were alive. Me and this other gun advance down the left side of the speedball field. When we reached the other teams 10 yard line (I was at the 20), the guy that was with me ran off somewhere and left me on the 20. Then I saw this little 8 year old newbie run to his base and get ressurected. The kid was only popping out of one side of his bunker so he put me out of the game, and if someone puts me out of the game I try and get back in. The only way to eliminate him from play was to have him Surrender (I try not to bunker newer players). Below you can see a diagram.
I I - him
I - me
I ran over to his bunker and yelled SURRENDER!!! No answer, know what do you do when you yell surrender and dont get an answer, shoot him/her. So I gogged him so he wouldnt feel too bad. Then I ran back to my bunker so he did not ressurect and cap my @$$. Then I saw him take off across the field. POP!!! One shot then I hear an "Uggh." And he runs back to the starting bunker. Know he does the same thing he did last time. He shoots out of one side of his bunker. So I run up and yell "SURRENDER." I look around the bunker and find him curled up in a little ball sitting like a catcher does for a baseball team but more curled up. I did not want to shoot him again so I said "DO you surrender." Then I hear this timid little voice say "Yes." Then (being as out of paint as I was) put my barrel plug in and walked toward the dead zone. Then the little B@$T@RD Shot me in the back. I proceeded to call him a ***get. Then after the game he said to his dad "I was out but he just kept shooting me."
This still makes me laugh.
I I - him
I - me
I ran over to his bunker and yelled SURRENDER!!! No answer, know what do you do when you yell surrender and dont get an answer, shoot him/her. So I gogged him so he wouldnt feel too bad. Then I ran back to my bunker so he did not ressurect and cap my @$$. Then I saw him take off across the field. POP!!! One shot then I hear an "Uggh." And he runs back to the starting bunker. Know he does the same thing he did last time. He shoots out of one side of his bunker. So I run up and yell "SURRENDER." I look around the bunker and find him curled up in a little ball sitting like a catcher does for a baseball team but more curled up. I did not want to shoot him again so I said "DO you surrender." Then I hear this timid little voice say "Yes." Then (being as out of paint as I was) put my barrel plug in and walked toward the dead zone. Then the little B@$T@RD Shot me in the back. I proceeded to call him a ***get. Then after the game he said to his dad "I was out but he just kept shooting me."
This still makes me laugh.