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[Phaelon Veritas]

What would be the single best job to have if you could make a decent living doing anything you wanted to...besides professional paintballer

[Paintball Monkey]

Sega and Sony hire video game testers. I think that would be a cool job.

[MC Escher]

designing peoples homes

[Counterfeit]

Police Officer

[BaD AnDy]

Definately video game tester.

[Phaelon Veritas]

I was kinda thinking crash test analyzer....what?!?!?! so I like to break things :)

[Devil Man]

i think it would be fun to work on a maintainence crew at a golf course, just being out doors in the moring and running neat machines, seeing deer and stuff like that, i think that would be fun but probably not as fun as a video game tester

[MuckRaker]

Sure, testing video games would be cool, and working on a golf course, etc. But me, I like to think big. I want to be the make-up artist on Playboy photo shoots. "Just lie back and let me apply a little blush right here ... No, it won't hurt a bit.";)

[Devil Man]

lol that would be cool too

[ElectricHead]

I would either be a computer game software programmer, or id want to own my own paintball store that would have an online catalog and would always have those cool hard to find items in stock ;)

[LittleFishie]

racecar driver!!!
Especially RallyCross!

[MuckRaker]

I want to be ...


A LUMBERJACK!!!

[Nemessis]

pornstar...whoops did i say that outloud :D. Or a matress tester :D

[Andrew]

A car tester for BMW, Porsche and Audi!

[Nemessis]

screw that !! mclaren ferrari and lambo that would be sweet. Pull up beside a hot chick with her boyfriend in a crappy car and say come in here baby i have lots of room :D she'd come for sure

[MuckRaker]

I'm a LumberJack and that's OK
I sleep all night and I work all day.

:eek:

[Andrew]

Originally posted by Nemessis
screw that !! mclaren ferrari and lambo that would be sweet. Pull up beside a hot chick with her boyfriend in a crappy car and say come in here baby i have lots of room :D she'd come for sure

Not nessecarily!

But you know the older british guy who test lots of cars. I saw a video of him testing the mclaren on a track. It was crazy!

[MuckRaker]

Saw a documentary on Rolls Royce last year. If you work for the company for 25 years, you get a chaveur driven ride in a Rolls Limo. "Oh Jeeves, would you be so kind as to drop me off at the pub for a pint of Ale?"

[Nemessis]

One limo drive oooo big bonus :mad:

[ElectricHead]

no crap, what the hell would that do ya? if you work at mcdonalds and save a buck a week for 25 years you could get the same thing

[LittleFishie]

hey
I saw a video of a guy who got to drive Ferrari's until they broke. When I mean broke, I mean blow the engine! This guy would do nothing but over rev the engine, smoke the tires, drive fast and hard, on PURPOSE! What a job that would be!!

[Andrew]

Note to self: Get that job!

[LittleFishie]

O yea! I want it first!
It's mine! HAHA!
jj :)

[TLplus84]

hrmm..dream job...well..i COULD be a race car driver...or be a test driver for my uncle...he sometimes races his cars (Supra TT, 300ZXtt, and my Integra Turbo+nitrous)...hehehe dont' you wish you could have my cars~?i gotta tell you though....my uncle's Supra is FAST AS CRAP MAN~! i couldn't keep up with it with my boost up to 16 lbs and my nitrous valve opened all hte way..it's only a 50 shot but still..and it's a very sexy car..LOL

[Nemessis]

Nitrous screws your engine big time. I would never stick that in my car

[TLplus84]

nope that is a common misconception. If you do a proper engine build (rebored throttle body, forged valves, valve springs, piston, high flow fuel delivery system, intake headers exaust) and you do a reasonable amount, say 50 or 75 shot, you're not gonna mess it up. I mean..sure if you open the valve all the way on a 200 shot nitrous tank on an unbuilt engine..sure you're going to blow it sky high. Plus mine is a dry system, which is a lot safer than fogger or wet systems.

[LittleFishie]

Yea, dry is the way to go. Personally, I think NOS is cheating, any way you put it, but that's not the point. Anyways, I have that video if you guys wanna take a gander at it. I got it from a friends SVT Contour page, so I have three links for ya!
Here is the main download page...
http://web.wtez.net/t/w/tw57472/download.htm
Here is the link to the Ferrari goes 'poof" page...
http://web.wtez.net/t/w/tw57472/videos/ferraripoof.mpg
This is THE way to parallel park...
http://web.wtez.net/t/w/tw57472/videos/goodparking.mpg

Ya should really check all the videos out, as they all are good.
Hey, what does your car run 1/4 mile in? What about your uncle?

[Edited by LittleFishie on 01-12-2001 at 10:44 PM]

[TLplus84]

my integra on a good day runs low 12s high 11s. My uncle runs 9's..CRAZY FAST SUPRA MAN

[LittleFishie]

Very nice, very nice...

[TLplus84]

yep...took my uncle and me hours of tuning to get our cars running consistant 12's/9's.

[MuckRaker]

I guess that blows the doors off my Big *** Family Van ...

[TLplus84]

NO mAN i saw this one mini van..it ran low 12's~!! INSANE RIGHT~!? the owner stuck a Mac truck engine in it...it's freakin crazy...it burned an Integra GSr...funniest race iv'e ever seen in my life

[MuckRaker]

I'm sure my kids would love riding to school in that van. :eek:

[TLplus84]

LOL go down your neighborhood street at like 135 mph.. "DADDY SLOW DOWN~!!!" while you're like "WHOOO~!!!!!"
lol i can see you just peeling out of your driveway sticking your head out the window shooting the neighbors' cars with your marker..LOL

[MuckRaker]

At that point I know the neihbors would have me committed ... But it'd be fun while it lasted :eek:!!

[TLplus84]

hell yeah man~ Cruizin in the mini van..stereo system cranked...hahha

[PBSouLjAh]

shoot. i have no car. im only 13. but i bet my bike can go 1/4 a mile in.....2 minutes. yea..nice 24 speed mountain bike.shoot. i want that van.

[LittleFishie]

Hahaha, yea. I think I saw a 4baner van that ran the 1/4 in 12s, at 15, I was like, wtf... But he took a pic of the speed ticket and it said that. I couldnt' believe my eyes...
I just got back from the North American Auto Show... WOW. SO MANY NICE CARS. I'll give you a link to my photo gallery once they are deveolped and scanned and what not.:)

[TLplus84]

haha the van is pretty ugly though..but it has a Mac truck engine though...BEAST

[LittleFishie]

Ah, yes...
Here is the link to the van page, and here is the van:
http://webpages.krausonline.com/spaul/bryburn2.jpg
hehe =) Sure is ugly, but fast, FAAAAST!

[TLplus84]

OH SWEET YOU FOUND IT~!!!! hahaha taht's sooo great..MUCKRAKER that's your son's future car man~! :P

[MuckRaker]

And front-wheel drive to boot, how practical ... :eek: Man, I'd have teen girls' dads calling me left and right, I don't need that headache ... Oh God, what about all the dam traffic tickets ... insurance premiums rising ... blood vessels bulging ... quick, someone grab my Geritol ... :eek:

[TLplus84]

hahaha good point....LOL you sound just like your prostate is the size of a peanut and you have arthritis..LOL

[spyderuser 123]

Originally posted by TLplus84
hahaha good point....LOL you sound just like your prostate is the size of a peanut and you have arthritis..LOL

maybe it is? anyways, old thread

[wiseguy360]

You aren't funny. Please stop, and leave these threads to rest in peace.