Worst place to get shot??

[FOXRCNG11]

This is the best poll ever

[JesterDude15]

The Tummy

[JesterDude15]

or either of the nuts

[JesterDude15]

No wait...the @$$

[JesterDude15]

Yeah!! my 1000th post!!!

[FOXRCNG11]

Just keep adding them

[FnlVlocty]

in the back from your own guys...

[FireViper]

In my opinion the nut shots should be considered a package deal it probably hurts just as much no matter which one it hits a good 2nd would be the small of the back.

[jfoust]

go nads or the back of the neck

[FOXRCNG11]

Being shot by yer own buds usually sux....The a-hole hurts pretty bad also

[UTLadiesMan]

The right nut. He's my favorite... :D

[liquidsoul_sm]

The worst would be all of them at the same time. i would just curl in a ball and die if I got hit in both of the nuts, the butt, the back, the neck, and the tummy. You would be blood for a week!

[FOXRCNG11]

If I got shot in all of those places at the same time, I would quit...Then after I would somehow manage to get off of the field, I would go somewhere private and cry, for having made such a retarded move.

[AllOleander]

Originally posted by JesterDude15
Yeah!! my 1000th post!!!


Why does it seem like hes only posted 50, real good, intellifent posts?

He posted 6 posts in a row when he could have edited one.

People don't judge you by your post count or rank, just by your avatar :D

[Mr. Y2K]

me it's the breastbone. I cracked it a while back and never let it heal properly. thus me needing a god damn chest protector pos thing. I just want some more padding for just that area, any ideas?

[JesterDude15]

Originally posted by AllOleander
Originally posted by JesterDude15
Yeah!! my 1000th post!!!


Why does it seem like hes only posted 50, real good, intellifent posts?

He posted 6 posts in a row when he could have edited one.

People don't judge you by your post count or rank, just by your avatar :D

Its probably true, I posted 4 in a row, but the Tummy is the worst place.

[AllOleander]

Originally posted by FireViper
In my opinion the nut shots should be considered a package deal it probably hurts just as much no matter which one it hits a good 2nd would be the small of the back.

You guys ever get the feeling..that when you get hit in the left nut, you wanna hit yourself in the right to even it out?

oh..just me ;)

[FOXRCNG11]

If I can ever take my hand off of my balls and get the strength to hit the other, then I might, I just shouldn't plan on having kids for a while though

[BOBO2]

Oh dear god not lefty.

[KoRnMaN]

You people are sexiests where are the female parts?

[BOBO2]

Dude we don't mean to be sexest it's just a poll thats for fun.

[JesterDude15]

Originally posted by KoRnMaN
You people are sexiests where are the female parts?

Everyone knows I am sexiest so it doesnt matter...

[Sharc]

GETTIN SHOT IN THE NUTS, FROM LIKE 15 FETT BY A NEWBIE TEAMMATE, NOW THAT SUX, BELEIVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!

[KoRnMaN]

Just body parts not stories.

[FOXRCNG11]

It never even crossed my mind to add in the female body parts....I can if you really want me to though

[JesterDude15]

Women get pissed when they get shot in the boob...

[FOXRCNG11]

I hear it hurts their nipples

[KoRnMaN]

No thats ok I just wanted to show you what men have become and that the females might get pissed and yell at you but they haven't so my job is done lol j/k.:)

[martlet1]

korn.. good southpark reference..

[KoRnMaN]

Wow finally someone noticed. Thank You

[martlet1]

i am trying to get tax exempt status too, i can start my own cult i guess.

[Landon]

I have fortunatly been hit every where else (yes even my d i c k) except the nuts... but that has to be the worst place to be hit! LIke someone else said, "you would be peeing blood for a week"

[KoRnMaN]

ewwwwwwwwww. Thank You for sharing that plz no examples.

[JesterDude15]

*Barfs up a lung*

[KoRnMaN]

When I used to drink that green coke I would pee green though that was pretty cool.

[martlet1]

if you drink grape koolaid.. like the mix kind, your poop will turn bright green. I have no idea why.
man , this really got off topic.

[KoRnMaN]

Still its good nastey one.

[U/\/a/\/\eD]

For Saint Patties I made green milk in a gallon pitcher using two entire plasticy bottle things of the green die.

Green Pee is fun, scared my Gmas though... lol!

/me going to try red die for Xmas!

[KoRnMaN]

How about both at same time? hehehe:)

[Ded]

I got shot in the chest by my own teammate once. case of mistaken identity I think, of course it was probably my fault, who was I to be running around shooting at the other team, I must have been asking for trouble, (note the sarcasm)

[KoRnMaN]

Getting shot in the chest hurts like hell.

[FOXRCNG11]

by yer own team though, that has to hurt even worse then

[KoRnMaN]

point blank.

[FOXRCNG11]

how were you running at them... Must have scared them bad

[U/\/a/\/\eD]

Belly button would hurt like a *****!

Esspecially if you had no shirt on, I mean it hurts enough getting poked there!

[Codestar20]

I would have to say the nuts, that would kill. Luckily I haven't been shot there yet...

[KoRnMaN]

Lucky.

[braiden1835]

i would say nuts too but i haven't been shot there either

[BOBO2]

Nuts but I have never been shot there either:D

[braiden1835]

the worst place i have been shot in i'd say is my back i made a stupid bet for $5 that i'll let this kid shoot me 3 times with his tippmann so trying to to act like a man lol i accepted and i ran and like 3 ft away he shot me 6 times in my back all around the same place that hurt like a b*tch.and my other stupid frind gave him 3 paintballs instead of 1.

[KoRnMaN]

Wow thats what you call a friend.

[braiden1835]

well he didn't know that the other kid put three in so he just kept shooting...and this happened in june and the next day he left for Puerto Rico and he is still gone so i didn't get my money lol..and i kicked the other kids as$

[KoRnMaN]

Well thats good.:)

[braiden1835]

ya

[Ded]

Originally posted by FOXRCNG11
how were you running at them... Must have scared them bad

i was trying to flank the other team by running around on the other side of them but first i had to double back to where my team was so we could get our game plan. I saw them and started running toward them and then before i knew what was going on i got shot in the chest. I don't know what they were thinking at the time, that sucked though. I just wiped it off and kept playing, nobody seemed to mind.

[Letchworth40]

who shot you? thomas or quintin?

[KoRnMaN]

im gonna say thomas

[Letchworth40]

im gonna have to say barbara

[KoRnMaN]

What about lesly? or fred?

[Snoogens]

well i havent been shot in the ***** or nuts but I am amusing that it would ****in hurt like a *****

[KoRnMaN]

I bet.:)

[AutocockerFreak]

Getting hit in the back buy your own guy or in the nut. And the worse is getting shot in the arm while loading your hopper and your guppie looses all the paint@@!!!

[KoRnMaN]

Thats happened to you or something.?:)

[Letchworth40]

i'm not talking about getting shot in the balls. i'm talking about a dead on shot to ONE of the balls. then the damn marbs bounce. ow

[KoRnMaN]

Sounds painful.

[SmartDyeSpyder]

i wish i could vote 2 more times. one for the both nuts and *****. b/c i hope i dont get hit there, my most hurt one was in the neck, couldnt breathe for like 5 seconds. and the next morning i couldn't turn my head to the right!

[KoRnMaN]

You couldn't breath wow thats a lamo.

[FOXRCNG11]

worst one that I got skimmed my anus...I went to the ground and crawled away in pain....Tears almost came to my eyes lol

[KoRnMaN]

I bet that felt like an anal probe.:)

[SmartDyeSpyder]

Well, maybe u should be a tatoo above ur *** saying, EXIT ONLY. maybe they would respect that and maybe try for ur back next time.

[KoRnMaN]

lol or have a sign say no anal probes.:)

[FOXRCNG11]

that would hurt though everytime you go to take a dump, you are reminded of that shot that went up yer @$$....lmfao

[SmartDyeSpyder]

yeah, u have to be intoxicated everytime u go just so u don't remember goin. Then the pain isn't there!

Also u have nightmares of getting anal probed, by a painball!

[KoRnMaN]

What have aliens shooting paintball guns at you from tiny little ufo's?

[FOXRCNG11]

i think I'd be holding my hand over my @$$ every night if things like that were around

[SmartDyeSpyder]

I would have a butt plug instead of a barrel plug! I w/ a lock to they can't take it off w/ out me.

[KoRnMaN]

hehehe sounds like a good idea.

[SmartDyeSpyder]

I would rather the annoying pain, instead of the hurting pain of a paintball.

[KoRnMaN]

Well duh.

[SmartDyeSpyder]

Well, that is for the ppl who would stupidly disagree w/ me and think it would be kool.

[FOXRCNG11]

i think that the women would get a few more kicks outta that then us

[SmartDyeSpyder]

I don't know about that! I am laughing pretty hard, j/k.

[KoRnMaN]

hehehe hahaha not funny.

[FOXRCNG11]

this is getting weird....

[KoRnMaN]

So.?.

[SmartDyeSpyder]

And ur point...

I don't see any problem. lol

[KoRnMaN]

Me either dude.

[U/\/a/\/\eD]

It's SPAM

It's a treat in a can

I like spam

[SmartDyeSpyder]

I used to like it until i ate like 3 cans in two days, now i hate it, too much is gross.

[KoRnMaN]

Yea appecially fried in a pan.:)

[FOXRCNG11]

i have never tried that stuff but i hear that its pretty nasty

[SmartDyeSpyder]

It is good like once every 2 months, b/c i took it on a 3 day hike and i had if for lunch, then a snack, then supper, and i barely ate supper. It was so salty and the gel is crappy tasting.

[KoRnMaN]

Whats up with this new format I think it sucks!!!

[FOXRCNG11]

i was wondering about that, what happened to my avatar

[FOXRCNG11]

and i cant see the poll either

[Plonk3r]

I got shot right on the head of my **** and it didnt break. Guess who shot me.... My own teammate from 15 yards away when I was walking out with barrel plug in. Took all that i had just to get up and walk/limp out for a few games.

[Dark Blade]

I think anywhere on your face would hurt a ton.

[FOXRCNG11]

my friend got shot in the head of his wang while he was reffing, some moron thought it would be funny to see if his model 98 would shoot w/o a barrel....damn newbies!

[KoRnMaN]

owwweee.

[FOXRCNG11]

Shouldve seen him drop, it was like a movie, hands between the legs falling sideways...It was really funny

[jaguar45]

worst is definately the nuts, then the neck.
once i got hit on my arm, but right on a nerve or something. i had to sit out a game because i couldnt move my arm properly. over the next two weeks the bruize from that hit turned all colors of the rainbow...

[KoRnMaN]

ANother bad place is the thy because its so paded it usally doesn't break and it hurts more.

[jpapalsmurfb]

top of the head. No P---- hats here! no siree.

[KoRnMaN]

yea that to hurts.

[FOXRCNG11]

I rarely have been shot in the nuts or the head and I like it when every1 keeps asking if I wear a cup or not.....

[KoRnMaN]

People usally never wear a cup until there shot in the balls.

[FOXRCNG11]

I'm hoping that thatwill never happen to me anytime soon....It'll be a sad day before i wear one of those things for paintball

[KoRnMaN]

Yea that could be bad its like your at the field and your saying to everyone how I should wear a cup and then you say i'll get one nexted week (not to sound *** or anything) and that same day you get wacked in the balls.

[CARBON]

It hurts pretty back on the side of the neck, I was hit their twice in a row.
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[FOXRCNG11]

I got nailed in the ear once, even with the mask on, it still hurt like a mother fker...I heard a lot of ringing coming out of that ear

[KoRnMaN]

Hehehe nice.

[MuckRaker]

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[KoRnMaN]

MY NUTS ahhhh my nuts!! Usally nut shots are not that bad there usally caused by bounces off the ground which I have seen happen twice.

[MuckRaker]

I've been shot in the nuzuts three times. Once at extremely close range ... I promise, you do not want the boys to get capped like that. WEAR A CUP.

[KoRnMaN]

in my 4 years of paintball the time has never come but I might want kids some day......

[custom98pro]

You all are forgetting about your third nut... the adams apple yo, that really hurts!!

[KoRnMaN]

It can't squirt anything though?

[jaguar45]

last time i was playing, one of the players nailed a ref in the nuts from about thirty feet away. he crumpled over and fell down, and when he was able to get off the field, he sat on the ground, away from everyone else, for about twenty minutes without moving. looked like it hurt.

[KoRnMaN]

Well duh what do you think would happen :laugh: :laugh:.

[jaguar45]

i think that the player would have been smart enough not to nail the ref in the nuts. not a good way to get sympathetic refs.

[KoRnMaN]

Yea refing is gotta be the worst part of paintball because they don't get awards for refing all they get it like 10 bucks and hour.

[SpYdershutter4]

gettin shot right on the backbone hurts like a *****

[snipinhick]

got shot directly in the arm pit, that now is the worst spot to get taged for me.

[-RuShPB227-]

got shot 7 or 8 times by a guy with a timmy that was on my team in the back....... that hurt a lot... :|

[FOXRCNG11]

The best was when we were training in this first timer...We were standing in our huddle telling him what he needs to do when he "accidently" pulls the trigger on the gun and shoots my buddy in the hand from no more then a couple of inches away...Good thing he was wearing gloves :laugh:

[KoRnMaN]

Please stay on topic.:)

[FOXRCNG11]

I think we got off of topic about 100 posts ago.....shouldve seen it though he almost knocked his lights out!!

[KoRnMaN]

hehehe good point.

[FOXRCNG11]

and then when I was going to sell my gun he wanted to shoot it, so I let him...Once again, he isn't thinking, pulls the trigger and shoots a house across the street! I'm never going to be around that kid ever again when he has a gun!

[Ded]

Originally posted by Dedagain
who shot you? thomas or quintin?


it was actually steven you'd think thomas but nope steven all the way.

[KoRnMaN]

Whaaa??? where did that come from??? hello? lol.:)

[FOXRCNG11]

yeah, that was different

[FOXRCNG11]

This ones old lol I wanna keep it going, must beet the one by mukraker lol SPAM!

[KoRnMaN]

Yes this is very old since then I have been divorced 3 times and turned into a pro piantballer...

[Cube242]

The back of the knee. All the way. I've been hit almost everywhere , including the neck [not in the hardy boys, frank and joe get protection]... I couldn't walk well for a few games after getting hit in the back of the knee. A shot to the neck hurts, but you get up and walk away.

[KoRnMaN]

Actually a shot to the neck can kill you.... I think is actually has happened.

[FOXRCNG11]

that would pretty much the THE worst place to get shot lol....I've never really heard of that happening suk to be the person who shot him though lol

[KoRnMaN]

Just last month I got hit in the neck and it was a direct hit, it bounced off a sup air bunker. It still hurt like crazy... Its kinda funny a lot of people notic that I never date anybody and all of a sudden Im big stuff now all to a paintball hicky.:)

[FOXRCNG11]

lol.....

[FOXRCNG11]

what happened to the poll on this thing anyways?? I wanna see the results of that thing again

[KoRnMaN]

There was a poll! LOLZ.....

[FOXRCNG11]

yea lol at the beginning, there was like over 500 votes as well lol...i think the ***** won lol

[KoRnMaN]

True...True but the ***** always wins.....:rolleyes:

[FOXRCNG11]

oh naturally we value that more than quite a few things lol

[Skanline1]

i don't want to think about getting hit below deck. that is why i wear a cup. When it's cold the absolute worst place to get hit is the hand. even with gloves.I got hit on the fingernail. When i got hit it was about 20 outside and the ball bounced. OUCH!

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[KoRnMaN]

Yea I got hit in thumb by a guy shooting an angel he bunkered me and my bushmaster spring under the trigger flew out so I couldn't shoot him. It cut through my leather gloves....Shooting hot you be the judge.:)

[FOXRCNG11]

my friend was surrenduring, and i was staring at him, he dropped his gun as i shot and got it between the fingersr, like in the webbing you know? anyways, he bled extremly bad and couldnt get the wound to close...he couildnt play for like the next day cause he couldnt close his hand lol

[freaky_guy]

i got shot in the ***** when i was walking off the field. some newbie shot me from 20 feet in the ***. i thought i wasnt ***, till that.:|

[AK47]

The one place I haven't been shot in is the nuts, I have to wait to see how it feels.

[FOXRCNG11]

one grazed me b4 and grazed is the key word, hurt like mad lol

[Spyder609]

the nuttage i think is the worst....yer eyes get wide when it grazed you?? id have gotten teary-eyed lol

[magminkis]

i got shot in my vigina and it feels real good

[Hoplon]

The neck of the worst.

[AznPballr]

NUTS!! have u every been kicked there?? just think 280 fps...
oh and i got shot in the kidney area it stung like a b****!!

well paintball wouldn't be fun without the pain!:laugh:

[tonysk83]

i hate getting hit in the hands and chest, i almost got shot in the nuts, it was about 3 in away, i almost lost my children:eek:

[amz370]

well...every time i get it in the hands..and im not wairing gloves...i always get cuts...i was bleeding pretty bad last time..and i have severed neves in this real small part on the bacl of my hand..kinda cool i think

[AK47]

Ive took it in the hand, I aven;t in the jewls yet:|

[Dave L]

Yeah, the nuggets and the hands are bad! Another painful one is a butt cheek when you're crouched down. :eek:

[Twista-Joint]

in the nuts or on the fingertips

[FOXRCNG11]

i had one hit me in the head, the southern one lol i called for a ref and went behind a tree lol