CHECK OUT MY FREAKING WELT!

[elTwitcho]

Well, finally got to play with nemesis, and among other things, I invented a new move, it's called kung fu bunkering, rather than run up to a person and shoot em, why not jump in the air and shoot em :) I did this to nem and sure I eliminated him, and sure he shot me 7 or 8 times, but it's new, and it's cool. Actually I had to jump over a stack of barrels to get him, but that's besides the point. Anyhow, one of the games I was running up field to try and mug someone and I ran past a bunker I thought was unocupied but actually contained a kid with a Piranha that was having veloctiy problems all day (he couldnt get it shooting at a safe level), I took one in the thigh from about 8 inches away, and I have captured the result on camera for all to marvel at


http://www.pbreview.com/fpics/elTwitcho060901210432twitchosleg.jpg

Yeah, that frickin hurt a little, welts dont usually bleed, but this one.... blood came through my pores man!

All in all though it was a fun day, and the main reason I'm posting this is because I wanted to show it at the field but couldnt do so wihtout dropping my pants, so I said I'd post it, here it is :)

[Wasimodo]

Damn man, that's pretty nasty... your leg, that is :D. Nah, I'm just kidding. That's a bad welt though. But at least you'll have fun moving around the next few days, eh?

[Nemessis]

Id post my welts (im a walking welt I tell ya) but some are a little too close to my genitalia

[DontKillWhitey]

LoL, man u got messed up. I bet u fell on the ground and cried like a little girl. Nah just j/k, thats pretty bad though. I had one awhile back that was almost that bad but it only bled a tiny bit, it was on my thigh also.

[dawgs712]

here is a link to the worst welt ever:
http://www.paintballmonkey.com/welt01.jpg

it looks like a lighter burned him!!


twircho, you havent started a thread in the last months that wasnt all caps and had exclamation points on it. calm down!!! :D:D:D

[Thor the Mighty]

hehe that is great! i don't know why, but welts really look cool. i have a private collection of welts onme!

this is a cool pic of a guy with too many welts on his back!

http://www.pbreview.com/fpics/Thor the Mighty060901212503weltman.jpg

[dawgs712]

that is by far the grossest thing i have ever seen!!!!!!!

[DontKillWhitey]

JESUS!!!!!HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[dawgs712]

tha so frikkin funny!!!!!!!!!!!

[moodydoody]

(no this is not me)

http://www.pbreview.com/fpics/moodydoody060901220238ouch!.jpg

http://www.pbreview.com/fpics/moodydoody060901220258ouch2.jpg

[krasher]

Thor: I had welts like that guy on my back, this newbie instead of asking me to surrender goes trigger happy on me from 7 feet away. He said "Sorry, I shot 7 balls and I figured by the time I shot that many I would have hit you!"
The funny thing was that he had a spyder clone rental with a really crappy trigger pull, like 2 bps. He just wouldnt stop shooting.
The really funny thing is that he missed me 3 times from 7 feet.
The guns were at 300 fps...the blood was running down my back, no jokes.

[m3ntal]

i like welts...they make your skin pretty and multi-colored.

[Wasimodo]

Did you beat the crap out of him Krasher? Because if that was me, his house would have burned :D. (just kidding, but I would have at least let him know what the fender on my car tastes like)

[Silent Knight]

Eltwicho's welt...

XXXXXXXXXXXX rated! hehehe

[JesterDude15]

I bruise REAL easy. There is a game at my field called Vietnam. And there is a base and a forest, and one team starts at the fort (defending) and the other at the end of the forest (attacking). We had been playing for a while and there were 30 seconds left, there were 3 people on each team and befor I knew it there were 15 seconds. The 2 guys on my team told me to run and get the fort. We were (luckily) playing body and head hits only and I ran for the fort and kind of rolled into it when I got about 3-5 feet from it. But from about 6-7 feet away I took a hit right in my shoulder and in my thigh. I was in total F#$%^&& pain.

[C_Giboney]

You get alot of those when you play you have to take over the other team base and your not out when your shot, but you have to go back to your base when you surrender.

[elTwitcho]

Originally posted by DontKillWhitey
LoL, man u got messed up. I bet u fell on the ground and cried like a little girl. Nah just j/k, thats pretty bad though. I had one awhile back that was almost that bad but it only bled a tiny bit, it was on my thigh also.

Actually, normally when hit I call myself out. That time I got hit and sorta clled "WAAAAAAAAAAH F*CK!! OH GOD DAMNIT!!!! AAAAA CRAP!! MAN!!!!" and started rolling around on the ground.

[Killers Are Quiet]

Originally posted by moodydoody
(no this is not me)

http://www.pbreview.com/fpics/moodydoody060901220238ouch!.jpg

http://www.pbreview.com/fpics/moodydoody060901220258ouch2.jpg




moody, what in the h*ll hit those guys?

[Wasimodo]

This hit him:

http://www.pbreview.com/fpics/Wasimodo061001065716car.gif

[DasBaldDog]

Everyone here, please seek help. If you don't get help at Charter PLEASE GOD ALMIGHTY FOR THE LOVE OF HIS PEOPLE AND HIS NAME, get help somewhere.

Not flaming but this is a tad bit off-topic and rather disgusting. I believe I will have nightmares tonight. I'm about to play in an hour, I don't need to see this poo.

[krasher]

I thought you were shot in the nuts when you came in twitch, you were almost doubled over lol.

[DraXsuS]

Originally posted by moodydoody
(no this is not me)

http://www.pbreview.com/fpics/moodydoody060901220238ouch!.jpg

http://www.pbreview.com/fpics/moodydoody060901220258ouch2.jpg





That cant be a paintball!!!! Its propably a basseball or... but not a paintball!

[DraXsuS]

El Twitcho Were are u from and what field are u go too?

[elTwitcho]

I'm from the "Greater Toronto Area" or so they're calling it these days. Play at Area51 paintball park in Downsview (part of Toronto). And yeah, I got my welt there

[DraXsuS]

im from ottawa! never mine

[Nemessis]

The Kung fu fighting bunker owns all. Even though I shot him like 5 times while he was doing it :)

[elTwitcho]

Or like... 7 :)

[krasher]

plus the bonus balls from joe :) (joe? John? whats his name again...)

[Nemessis]

Joe :) Hehehe Rich got lit up bad there :D

[Skizothymic]

as long as we're trying to gross eachother out......

[Stop posting irrelevant pictures especially from uglypeople.com. Do not do it again- Twitch]

[Edited by elTwitcho on 06-10-2001 at 11:05 PM]

[DontKillWhitey]

GOOD GOD GET IT OFF MY SCREEN!!!!!!1

[DraXsuS]

DiffrntSpecies YOU a SICK MINDED SON OF A B|TCH

[Skizothymic]

you want more?? *DiffrntSpecies...........provider of laughter and nightmares on pbreview.com* i got worse if u want.

[JesterDude15]

:o AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[DraXsuS]

Originally posted by DiffrntSpecies
you want more?? *DiffrntSpecies...........provider of laughter and nightmares on pbreview.com* i got worse if u want.

Go ahead nothing is worst than this thing with hair? man that is so disguisting

[Richy_C]

Originally posted by elTwitcho
Well, finally got to play with nemesis, and among other things, I invented a new move, it's called kung fu bunkering, rather than run up to a person and shoot em, why not jump in the air and shoot em :)


THat's my move damn it, run, foot on bunker, leap off, spin in air, tack shots, get pelted like a heathen in a war monk monostary

[JesterDude15]

My Move is where you do a front filp over the bunker and light his/her @$$ up.

[PiRaNhA69]

one time me and someone else was in a bunker and the guy had a mag.i was leaning over samething w/ him but on diff sides and his gun dicharged and hit me in the leg..the barrel was like 7 inches away.i only had a bruise the size of a quitar.

[dawgs712]

that picture of the guys arm and back with the welts the siza of dinner plates, is that possible form a paintball gun?

[JesterDude15]

Only if your velocity is up or you are using those DAMN winchester paintballs. THose Mothers hurt!!!!

[toadman7b22]

thats like a ape or sumtin
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[Armadillo]

get spoon to post a couple of pics of his welt he got today, reckon its gonna come up a nice shade of purple :)

btw it wasn't me

[ammoman]

I got a welt just as bad or worse than that Twitch. It was bleeding and i got it from some moron with a compact 2000 with super high velocity from about 5 feet away. I was ref also and it was after the game! He was fidelin with his trigger and shot me and said "aw I didnt know the safty was off" and it was bleeding for the rest of the day. My dad thought I got shot with a marble. :D

[JesterDude15]

I got shot and you could see where the ball hit and then there was a BIG Purple circle around it with a Diameter of about 2 In. And it was bleeding like hell.

[fate tempter]

ya i saw that tippman tank thingy before. imagine that crusing down a field at 45, shooting 50 rounds/sec from the chain gun, gernade launher, two tippman 98 on side.

I would run!

[elTwitcho]

Originally posted by Nemessis
Joe :) Hehehe Rich got lit up bad there :D


Lookin back, it's 5 on the gun, 3 on the mask/visor/goggles/head 1 in the side and 1 in the pack and maybe 2 or 3 in the hands. But I took you down with me you bugger. I like the new addition to the sig, maybe I'll hit you in the head with the "Twitcho shot of death" next time :P

[axi0n]

Cripes.. Are all of you people hemophilliacs / easy bleeders?

You would have to have a barrel almost touching you when the trigger was pulled to have a welt like that plus be running a little hot...

I got shot in the throat at like 5 ft and I bruised but nothing like that...

Are you sure you didn't steal those photos from a leper colony support group outing or something?

Thats just plain wrong.. Most of those would require lancing and draining the wound... It looks almost like the black plague...

Ewww...

Ax.

[moodydoody]

no those r from paintballs.

[Thead]

dude i'm gonna have to try the kung fu bunker move.

[JesterDude15]

Youve never done it before?

[elTwitcho]

It's tough, and it's my signature move, you'll never achieve my level of Kung Fu, the best you can hope for is Ju jitsu Bunkering

[Richy_C]

Your move, what about me?!? I was doing it way before this, course, it's more like springboard bunkering for me

[JesterDude15]

What bout mine!!!!!!!!

It has to be a realitvely short bunker though. If it is tall I just pop around the corner and pop whovere may hide behind it :D

[m3ntal]

yes it is a very nice welt

[Thead]

actually sometimes i prefer just right into the bunker and wrestle the guy. I knock him out and then tie him to a tree with a couple squeegees. Its my savage vietnamese bunker move.

[JesterDude15]

Originally posted by Thead
actually sometimes i prefer just right into the bunker and wrestle the guy. I knock him out and then tie him to a tree with a couple squeegees. Its my savage vietnamese bunker move.

LOL!

Hmmmm....try sliding past someones bunker feet first, did this one not too long ago.... Too damn easy to get lit up.... Back to the ol' drawing board....

[Richy_C]

swifty lol