Paintball Poets

[Smushless]

This thread is for some of those creative minds out there that can make their words stronger than their actions on the feild. I wrote this little poem this mornin' for my English class. Teacher had to go to Chigaco for some stuff and decided to cancel the class!:agree: Anyway, for those creative minds out there, please feel free to add your poems about Paintball here...thanks!

Capt. Romeo


"What we have learned from the past, will echo until the end of time. And in the eyes of the gods, our names shall be chiseled in stone. We will enter the battle field as the closest of friends, and leave it as brothers. They will cheer our name, and applaud us for our great performance. We will walk with our heads up high, and will never look down upon ourselves in any manner; for we all fought and got painted as brothers".
-Chris K.
Captain Team Genesis

[mikek2111987]

dude...thats good. Lemme guess, junior?

[Quicksilver]

I stuck my body out into the lackness of paint
i popped off three shots and then what rained?
none other then my nemesis diablo midnight
retreat unto my bunker i did with fright
but alas one shot flew true
and thine hopper it did turn blue
curse this bulky thing that got me out
it is not over, not through is this bout
may the heavens help you when i get halo feed
you'll never hit my hopper, twill be like a seed

[baseballaddict23]

ever been kidnapped
by a paintball player
if i were a paintball player
i'd kidnap you

have no doubt
that in our bout
i'd get you out
and make you shout

bunker you in the trees
paintball you in the knees
goggle you when i please
eliminate you like a disease

aim my scope at your face
sneak up without a trace
i'd empty a case
spray you with mace
make you a disgrace

yeah if I were
a paintball player i'd kid
nap you


poem i had to write for english mimicking the style of some other poet...the teacher loved it luckily (i thought she would get mad about the paintball cause she is a stuck up freak)

[Crash Danger]

there once was a man from nantuckett

he got shot in the nuts and said **** it

[redmancba]

i vote for crashdangers poem to win! :freak:

[Quicksilver]

paintballaddict has got my vote

[baseballaddict23]

baseballaddict you mean?

i would like to be paintballaddict23, but on AIM its one letter too big so id hafta do weird spellings, which i dont like, plus ive been Baseballaddict23 for like 10 years and its hard to break the tradition....i also tried to get my other name that i go by on forums and IRC (ineedhelp) but someone already got that SN