You might be a newbie if...

[SilverBullet]

I have been paintballing twice, and admit that I am a newbie. However, I hope to never commit one of these haneous (can't...spell!) acts.

[elTwitcho]

lol I like it

[Xander]

I herd that the stone cold 20" barrel is good. most of the reviews agree with me. I guess that I am just a newbie.

[dawgs712]

any of the first three

[CDietz]

all of them!

[JesterDude15]

I am not used to light triggers so I have this BE (the only thing they make good) barrel plug and it NEVER comes out, I accidently discharge it at least once a day. 20IN. barrels are pointless. It is not the length, it is the paint/barrel match. I would say all of the above. But I choose takes his mask off because it is foggy because I have seen WAAAAAAAY too many newbies do that.

[fear my impulse]

i'd say the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th one are all something a newb would do. taking off the mask, everybody should know not to do that. picking paint off the ground, now that's jus dumb. the 4th one, wait, i already forgot which one it is. anyways, it's jus dumb.

[CDietz]

your one of those people that do nothing but go newbie bashing.

[JesterDude15]

I only bash them when they dont surrender :D

[SilverBullet]

Originally posted by CDietz
your one of those people that do nothing but go newbie bashing.
You talking to ME?

[CDietz]

no i am not. i didnt proof read what i wrote, i didnt mean it to go against anyone (even though it sounded like it). im talking to people that go out making fun off all the newbies and light them up at the fields.

[MuckRaker]

You get up from behind your bunker to find a Ref, afterall, you need a paintcheck.

[JesterDude15]

Originally posted by MuckRaker

You get up from behind your bunker to find a Ref, afterall, you need a paintcheck.

Bet you learned that from Experience :D

[tj]

lol my gun broke down, and i rented one. Peeps were crackin up cause i droped my balls outa the pos hopper on the m98. i just picked them up and put them back in its not that bad when your not ruining your own barrel. :)

and im not a newbie

[JesterDude15]

I think the Spitfire is spyder threaded.

This guy wanted to trade me his pimp autococker for my impulse. And I had one bag left and spilled half of it and just picked it up and started playing. The reason I did not trade him was because the cocking rod was !@#$ed up and the velocity would not get above 160 FPS.

[jrr112]

honestly i dont know which one to pick. their all good points. its finny what newbies will do. if anyone does any of these i would laugh in their face.

[RebelLe]

All of them

[Silent Knight]

at my field when i accidently drop paint on the ground when reloading my hopper, some newbie will notice it and come and pick the paint up and put it in his hopper. I'm like... Ok, just like street bums or something

[tj]

haha ive done that too but just cause i was totaly outa paint and i found 20 balls layin around some newby droped and didnt put back in his gun.
marbs :) worked great

[JesterDude15]

Desperate people resort to desperate measures!

[toadman7b22]

the first one!
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[blake_sw]

Who the hell would buy a 20" barrel!!? How would they move or even snap shoot? They'd have to be 3 feet away from their bunker to get off a decent shot. I also hate newbies who tell me what to do and say "Hey, look..I'm the sniper, I'll snipe". Bunch of BS.

[FireViper]

This thread could also be titled as stupidest mistakes but I voted for the mask because that's so dangerous

[Super Nick]

A guy that I play with seems to have his hopper shot open at least once a day.

[unknown]

Originally posted by tj
lol my gun broke down, and i rented one. Peeps were crackin up cause i droped my balls outa the pos hopper on the m98. i just picked them up and put them back in its not that bad when your not ruining your own barrel. :)

and im not a newbie

no, tj, your just generally stupid.

[Bad.PB.Player]

I have a good story.....

One time I had a ball break inside my hopper from a close shot, and I emptied all my balls into the trash and cleaned it out. Later on some guy walked up the trash can and took the out to put them straight into his hopper. I dont think he hit anyone for the rest of the day.

[tj]

Originally posted by confused_newbie
Originally posted by tj
lol my gun broke down, and i rented one. Peeps were crackin up cause i droped my balls outa the pos hopper on the m98. i just picked them up and put them back in its not that bad when your not ruining your own barrel. :)

and im not a newbie

no, tj, your just generally stupid.
haha kiss my *** :)

[unknown]

hey i ain't the one that shoved a friggin' paintball up by nose! lol.

[JesterDude15]

I had a not newbie squirt a paintball in my eye once. Hmmmmm.....didnt hurt......

[ME]

thats a great freakin poll

[SilverBullet]

Ha! I got the 420th view and the 69th vote! Maybe a little immature, but funny.

[El Cheeko]

if you do any of that **** you are a newbie