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P8ntballshark
06-12-2001, 06:41 AM
I just wanted to tell u a story of when these crazy Newbies attacked. It started when these Mexican Newbs were coming in so we decided to wait for them. They got their paint and rentals and we had the teams... Me and a bunch of Newbies vs All the Mexicans. I was playing with the tourney players but they decided to sit out a round to get aired up. Oh and we were at an indoor sup air ball field. The countdown 5..4..what were they doin? The crazy Newbs were already behind bunkers aiming at us. 3..2..1 well I ran to a bunker and about two people got out already on my team, it was 10 v 10 but now its 8 v 10. I got out 2 people sticking out of their bunkers 8 v 8. Then it was so wierd. They were rolling on the ground of a speedball, sup air ball field to get to bunkers. I laughed and shot 1. My teammates shot 2 but 5 of my team members now lie in the dead box, 5 v 5. Then they tried to bunker us. They had a plan. The only problem was that the feild owner was a wus so he didnt allow bunkering. We didnt listen to him ever. Anyways 1 guy tried to bunker me over my 3rd Bunker the "beercan" he tripped over it, fell on his face, and got shot in the crotch twice by me. One of the Mexicans tried to bunker my friend but he didnt have any paint and got shot up by my friend point blank. Al the other bunkers did work. It was 2 v 3. I quickly bolted up to their side of the feild with out them noticing and hid behind a "Taco". My friend got wasted by then 1 v 3. They thought the game was over but to their suprise it wasnt!! I popped out and shot all three of them point blank. I was ticked at them for shooting up my friend. My friend counted up the welts. He got shot 12 times. It was my best game that day!

So if you ever come to Florida...Beware of those Floridian Newbie Mexicans:):P

paintball florida
06-17-2001, 09:02 AM
cool where do you play im from florida too.

high adjucator
06-19-2001, 10:39 AM
hehe me from florida too! :D i (used to) play at first coast indoor.

now i play at paintball adventures


hehe

Orion
06-19-2001, 06:27 PM
Funny story, man, lol

ZacT26
06-19-2001, 09:14 PM
lol that is funny.

DraXsuS
06-23-2001, 01:17 PM
Thats weird, normally newbiew, camp their first game,

moussa
06-23-2001, 01:20 PM
wow you shot newbies point blank, congrats

ctx
06-24-2001, 11:03 PM
i bet it would of been fun shooting them when they were rolling

Stalker{JOS}
06-26-2001, 11:24 AM
hey my friend is mexican and he doesnt do that crazy crap......maybe you were dealing with colombians?

P8ntballshark
06-27-2001, 01:34 PM
Maybe...
Im from Tampa

Stalker{JOS}
06-27-2001, 04:11 PM
im in miami and we have crazy colombians who smoke crack before a game. so maybe u were playing against crazy colombian crack heads.

AllOleander
06-27-2001, 09:59 PM
maybe they were chinese.. i can just picture those crazy japanese/chinese kids from Southpark who play dodgeball and train for it all year and then kill ppl in dodgeball.

i can just picture those guys in paintball..rolling around adn shi|t lol!!

good story..thats the best one i've heard