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skklown654321
10-08-2002, 12:31 PM
one of the people i play woodsball with has a boblong intimidator and when we chronoed it was at 365 fps... he refused to turn it down so both the teams bunkered him after he went to his spot. he still wont turn it down.. wut can we do to get him to turn it down...we dont even invite him to play but he comes anyway. so lemme know wut we can do.
Crash Danger
10-08-2002, 12:35 PM
turn your guns to 365 fps and shoot him with em...

no actually don't do that. Just forbid him to play with you at all. How old is he anyway?
PolicarStudios
10-08-2002, 12:38 PM
just refuse to play. 365 really is dangerous...it can cause acutaneous injections of dirt into the skin as well as serious bruising...so it can cause infections as well as other stuff. my friends and i play around 270-280 and it's plenty fast enough. just tell him he can't play unless he turns it down. at my field the penalty for shooting full auto is getting shot in full auto by your own gun......so far i think it's been pretty effective
Richy_C
10-08-2002, 12:50 PM
When he's not looking steal his bolt pin, or his bolt, or his hopper, or turn down his dwell, or put a quarter in his hopper, or "spill" pop into his board. Be inventive, make him hate his gun so much he stops playing (shouldn't be hard, it's an Intimadator in the first place :P )
Jaster
10-08-2002, 01:09 PM
it's an Intimadator in the first place

Hey!!! What's wrong with Timmys? I love my Timmy. Don't be mean to Timmys.

Just tell him if he doesn't turn it down he ain't playing. What's he going to do play anyway? If he doesn't leave call the cops and tell then he's trespassing, trying to cause bodily harm to you and your friends and you want him off your property. They'll show up and he'll leave. If he was a friend he would turn it down and play safe. Handle it the right way. Getting into a big fight or lighting him up (as much as he deserves it) will just give paintball a bad name. You know he'll go whine to the cops if you beat his ***** or light him up. It's not worth it over an ***** hole like that. Besides a "criminal trespass with dangerous intent" charge will wreck his day a lot more then breaking him or his marker will.
Richy_C
10-08-2002, 01:22 PM
Note the smiley face.
Jeffo2448
10-08-2002, 02:17 PM
That kid is an asssss hole. Tell him to turn it down or refuse to play with him. Don't even play if he comes, wait till he leaves. A gun at 365 fps is NOT safe AT ALL. Does he think he is good that he has a Timmy at a high velocity or is it because he can't hit anyone? Anyway, tell the fu*k head to turn it down.
Guillotine
10-08-2002, 03:38 PM
take your barrel(boomstick will work best)...and give him the ole conk over the noggin'. after he wakes up, if he still wants to play, everything should be fine, cuz you should have had time to do what richy_c said, steal his bolt or something.
123justin
10-08-2002, 03:42 PM
Do what my group does if somebody doesn't obey the rules. Take away thier barrels.
Alexi1337
10-08-2002, 06:09 PM
Or spread obsene rumors about him at school.
Flanders
10-08-2002, 07:33 PM
well shoot him with his own gun is just but dangerous, umm do what we do at my feild for fun, just shoot him untill he stops like tell him that teh game is about to start ahve every one strat walking then stop, then shoot his ***, do this alot, like off the break have every one wait a lil till he gets to his bunker, then shoot his *** from behind

or just take his stuff or do it for him, but set it at like 180 make him play with it

or just take off ur barrel, and hit him with it

or take him to the ocean during whale mateing seaon and make him drink the water, read my syg for full effect
xXhappyAznXx
10-08-2002, 07:38 PM
Originally posted by skklown654321
one of the people i play woodsball with has a boblong intimidator and when we chronoed it was at 365 fps... he refused to turn it down so both the teams bunkered him after he went to his spot. he still wont turn it down.. wut can we do to get him to turn it down...we dont even invite him to play but he comes anyway. so lemme know wut we can do.
your tagalong buddy is nuts...
why does he tag along...
why dont you like ditch him or shove him into a river or something
davkad
10-08-2002, 07:40 PM
Originally posted by Richy_C
make him hate his gun so much he stops playing (shouldn't be hard, it's an Intimadator in the first place)
i back that statement. in fact, i played with my friends timmy, and if that was my only experience of paintball i woulda just quit right there. but maybe when i try twitcho's i'll change my mind :D

to fix your problem, simply refuse to play. that's actually incredibly stupid of him, and of you guys if you play against that. goggle's may be rated to 500 fps, but cracks and some solutions really weaken them, not only that... your skin... it's terrible! as someone above stated, you can get infections and stuff!

btw. policar ... did you sell/trade your cocker back for a spyder? or you just use your spyder more? your sig is confusing me.... PM me the answer, chances are i wont check this thread.
Surreal
10-08-2002, 07:42 PM
put 6-8 drops of oil in his hopper without him knowing. then tell him he can play at 500 FPS if he wants to. trust me, the oil will make it impossible for him to hit ANYTHING further than 6 feet in front of him.
ericj
10-08-2002, 07:43 PM
just warn him... he can play like that, but if he hits you, he's gonna get punched in the face.

at least i'd punch him in the face.

-eric j.
BourneKiller
10-08-2002, 08:06 PM
Kick him in his "brothers" (aka GO-NADS!!!!) That should stop him! I agree:
--oil in the hopper
--a soaking w/ a hose
--call to the police
--punch in the face
--shoot his car repetitively (if he drives)
--paintball his house
--spread bad rumors (that's not very effective in this case)

and THE most effective on ever:

--Call out the beefiest guy you know and have him deliver a HONKING KICK TO THE "BROTHERS"!!!!!


need I say more?
Flanders
10-08-2002, 08:38 PM
burr in the barrel!! that way heel chop ne thing that even resembles paint
Jaster
10-09-2002, 06:48 AM
I was just being a smart *** Richy. :D I didn't take you serious.
Incube
10-09-2002, 10:22 AM
Light him on fire:laugh:
edspyder
10-09-2002, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by Incube
Light him on fire:laugh:

LOL!:laugh:
redmancba
10-09-2002, 04:55 PM
take him fishing and give him a nice new pair of cement shoes :freak:
AK47
10-09-2002, 06:51 PM
waht type of friend doesn't care about your safety?
cocker kid 2k2
10-10-2002, 02:18 AM
Originally posted by Incube
Light him on fire:laugh:

omg dude that reminds me of the funniest thing that happened yesterday at school, this kid was bein an assss to everybody and my friend was like shut up or imma light u on fire, so he slowly walked to the kid took a lighter out of his pocket and started to light the kid on fire it was so funny to see his reaction, but dont worry nobody got hurt.

and for this kid the simplest thing to do is just when he shows up light him up till he turns down his velocity, or break his goggles so he cant play at all
Deep Sixx
10-10-2002, 06:01 AM
If you don't mind me asking... why doesn't he want to turn it down? What is his reason/excuse? Just curious.

D6
xavier678
10-10-2002, 02:37 PM
How about you just dont tell him when you are going to play. Some stupid little kid thought it was funny to shoot up my car. Well, do you think he goes pbing with us anymore? Hell no.
Incube
10-10-2002, 02:44 PM
Originally posted by cocker kid 2k2


omg dude that reminds me of the funniest thing that happened yesterday at school, this kid was bein an assss to everybody and my friend was like shut up or imma light u on fire, so he slowly walked to the kid took a lighter out of his pocket and started to light the kid on fire it was so funny to see his reaction, but dont worry nobody got hurt.

and for this kid the simplest thing to do is just when he shows up light him up till he turns down his velocity, or break his goggles so he cant play at all
lol
Tido
10-10-2002, 03:07 PM
Steal his barrel, stick it down your pants, and tell him he can keep playing with his gun like that if he gets it...and if he does spread rumors about him trying to feel you up at the field...:laugh:
ttccmm123
10-10-2002, 05:59 PM
just sell his 100 doller gun
M98_Marksman
10-19-2002, 09:31 AM
need I say more?

I m surprised no one mentioned this. btw, this is wayyy out of line, but no more than any of the other acts of violence on this thread:
Bourne, you forgot what I thought was the most obvious:

-Crack him upside the head with a bottomline tank (why go to the trouble of unsrewing and rescrewing in a barrel?) jk

And no matter what, I would not PB his house or car, more vandalism is just what this sport would not need.
Urban-Coyote
10-19-2002, 09:52 AM
Originally posted by cocker kid 2k2


omg dude that reminds me of the funniest thing that happened yesterday at school, this kid was bein an assss to everybody and my friend was like shut up or imma light u on fire, so he slowly walked to the kid took a lighter out of his pocket and started to light the kid on fire it was so funny to see his reaction, but dont worry nobody got hurt.


Lmao! My friend did somethin like that in class but he was bored so it was lighting the guy`s next to him book on fire the guy like jump outta his seat when the book caught on fire(not an huge run for ur lives fire tho)
-=ReD-hAzE=-
10-19-2002, 10:23 AM
i did something along those lines...

some kid on the bus was talking s**t about me...
i told him to shut the F up...
he didn't
i told him if he didn't i was gonna punch him...
he didn't...
i got up and punched him in the face...
and sat back down...
and he looked at me and started talking again!
so i told him once more the shut up... or i'd get back up and punch him some more...
he didn't...
i got up and proceded to punch him for about a minute...
and sat back down...
at which point i was held there while he CONTINUED to talk s**t by the other people... that thought i was gonna kill him...
bobalis
10-19-2002, 11:13 AM
Call the police and tell them that this person is endangering your lives.



Or shoot him him the eye without his mask on. Then he will NEVER play paintball again! j/k don't do that, that will ruin his life.