Funny joke hohoh

[SpitfireXL]

Heres a good little joke that some of you may have seen before. Im not sure if its true, but i think it is.

This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October,1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations10-10-95.

Americans - "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid collision."
Canadians - "Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid collision."
Americans - "This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course."
Canadians - "No, I say again, you divert YOUR course."
Americans -"THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP."
Canadians - "This is a lighthouse. Your call."

[Sid]

hahaha.. its true...

[C4pyro]

Those por poor *******s, all those ships on our coast all mangelled in the rocks cause americans are to stupid to read maps and figure out where ocean ends and land begins.

[blake_sw]

ahaha, funny. Why do so many Americans think Canada is some freezer full of Eskimos? They're knowledge of Canada is so friggin small. I bet only 1 out of 10 Americans actually know the Capitol.

[DraXsuS]

Originally posted by SpitfireXL
Heres a good little joke that some of you may have seen before. Im not sure if its true, but i think it is.

This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October,1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations10-10-95.

Americans - "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid collision."
Canadians - "Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid collision."
Americans - "This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course."
Canadians - "No, I say again, you divert YOUR course."
Americans -"THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP."
Canadians - "This is a lighthouse. Your call."



Americains are such bully's

[krasher]

Yeah, that poor lighthouse...erm


Ever watch talking to americans? :D

[Violent Gnome]

Did any of you ever see Rick Mercer's Talking to Americans?
That proves that Americans know basically nothing about us. He even told one guy that Canada had just legalized staplers, and the guy goes "Congratulations, Canada, on legalizing staplers" Ha Ha Ha

[blake_sw]

I saw the commercial but didn't get the time it actually shows at..anyone know?
"umm..did you hear our Prime Minister Dave Thomas scored a double-double?"

(did he say Dave Thomas or Time Horton? I can't remember)

[Violent Gnome]

It was Tim Horton. Another thing he said was that Canada had just come out with their first $5 coin which was made of wood, and he mentioned that the $1 coin was a lonnie and the $2 was a toonie, so at the end of the segment he has a big group of people who all say
"Congratulations, Canada, on your first Woodie!"
HAHA

[krasher]

He had a bunch of floridians believing that Canada was landlocked, and we needed to borrow US naval bases to have a navy :)

[Havok]

LOL

That was one of the best shows I have seen, I was laughin my a$$ off at the americans, they are so stupid!!! They had like the mayor or Alabama congradulating Canada on preserving our national Igloo. When they asked people if canada should be like the states and switch from a 26 hour day to a 24 hour day, and the americans were like yeah they should, they are always trying to be different. We have a our first Asian Canadian prime minister called Jean Cret-Chung it was some funny sh!t LOL

I have to admit that was one of the funniest things I have ever seen!!!