What is the funniest thing youve come across in PB

[HitmanHart]

What is the funniest thing youve seen or heard about on the PB field?

[Tower3003]

I was having a small game of back-yard paintball, and most of the people left, and there was five of us. All of us had entry level markers, Tippmanns, Spyders, just to name a few. But this one kid...he had a $12 plastic pump. We decided to play a seige-type game, 3 attackers vs. 2 defenders. Since he was to be a defender, he didn't want to use his pump, and becuase it was his first time playing-his freind loaned him his Tippmann98. Now this kid had never used a semi-auto before. He was a trigger happy newbie, an accident waiting to happen. Well, on the way down the hill (were we played seige games), he stopped and looked around, to get a feel for the area. My team kept walking down. Suddenly we hear "AHHH!". Some how the kid managed to shoot himself in the foot. We asked him how he managed to pull off such a stupid act of insanity, the safety was on after all. He still not sure to this day. Don't ask me why he
un-safetyed the marker, or why he he pulled the trigger, he's just that dumb. Fortunatly he fine, and he'll learn to take full advantige of the saftey from now on.