Quoted from Futhermuckingchaos:
Reasons women don't date paintballers:
We never have any money. We're always welted. We know you don't know the terminology, but we like to confuse you anyway. We never give our full attention to any one object at a time, we always want to upgrade. We think you'd look better with fade annodizing and black accessories. We're always really tired.
Why women do date us?
Cuz We have big barrels and like to shoot them off.