Top Ten reasons girls date paintballers:
1. We aren't afraid to get down and dirty. 2. We know how to listen to directions. 3. We have at least a 10 inch barrel. 4. We can fire off 100's of rounds without gettin tired. 5. We always wear protection. 6. We love to be aggressive. 7. We never forget to lube. 8. Money is no limit. 9. We have quick finger action. 10. We play in many different positions.