Hey Jester, Great story!!!
We kinda know each other (but kinda not). Your team has been at GRC for the last two tournaments I've played there. I play on ABV. I'm the one with the Red Warped Sportz Jersey that says Chill Factor.
I don't have any cop stories but a couple times I have shot my marker in my back yard at the snow, trees or the fence. My neighbors dog had green all in his mouth one day cause he got into our yard and ate the paintballs that did not break. I had to chase him down and wash his mouth and face. Every try to wash the mouth and face of a big german shepard that does not particularly care to have his mouth washed?? It was difficult to say the least.