once upon a time, jaster called my dad.
Jaster: Do you know what yur son did with my hose the other day?
Dad: no? who the hell are you anyway?
J: Jaster the PBR master
D: are you a serial killer?
J: no, but some ppl say i look like one
D: ok, what did my son do?
J: *sobbing* he first ran up my water bill while he was attacking me with my hose
D: so what?
J: then he lit me up with a BE blade, cause he's just that good at paintball
D: OMG! *click*
for anyone who's wondering, i wrote this in like 20seconds, so its pretty stupid. And what's even more stupid is that i know im about to be banned, yet im still just going to post this cause im an idiot.
jaster, when you read this, please know i had good intensions at hard, and show mercy upon me, a poor lil PBR '05er