tape a scope of some kind with good tape to your marker(like one you use for a pellet gun). Not for aiming, but for scoping out the enemies
"Hey everyone! Why play me when I got my $1800 EGO!? I'm new to paintball but who cares with this beauty! I'd beat your MR1 anyday!"
(3 games and 3 head shots later)
"This piece of crap sucks!"