This just in, Chuck Norris is playing football under an assumed name. The name? TEBOW.
It's no coincidence that nitro and Tebow rhyme....
"I am God's vulture. I am Satan's horse.
I am the Wolf.
You are naught but Sheep before me."
La Illaha Illa Shaitan
"Marines die. That's what we are here for. But the Marine Corps will live forever."