I've got to ask you, in all seriousness, did you read the entirety of page 1? Let's bring you up to speed.
Flashback to January, me and Lotus (this forum's moderator) are probably drinking beer somewhere and lamenting how dead PBR has been lately. He off-handedly mentions that he barely ever gets to use his mod-powers because nothing happens in the ICD forum.
The next day, as sort of a present to him, I started this thread...as a joke...which may or may not have gone over your head...9 months after the fact. The ball's in your court, how's all of that reveling going?