Just when you think you're being over the top enough that even people on the internet will know that you're being facetious, someone goes and takes you seriously. It's not that I don't like the way you responded, it was an epic response to be sure. Please note that if this had been an actual flame war, someone would've been humbled as a result. I'm just surprised that anyone who read the entire thread could have thought it was serious.
Also, I accept nothing. I'm a Super Mod. I have the ban hammer. I rule this corner of the internet...
Just in case: That was sarcasm
Please, continue to revel, repeat the treatment as needed until symptoms subside.