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Old 12-08-2003, 08:59 AM   #21
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Old 12-08-2003, 09:12 AM   #22
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-When any women that says the word "paintball" or any other related word turns you on.

-You spend more time with your paintball guns than with your significant other.

-You've eaten at least 10 paintballs

-You think about if certain random objects would work well as paintball bunkers. I.E. Blow up Frosties/Santas they now have at Eckerds and such

-You think about paintball more than girls

-You name your paintball gun

-When you talk to your paintball gun

-When you hug it

-When you have a sexual attraction towards it

-When people use a word such as "Impulse, Paint, Marker, Warp, Egg, Halo, Hopper, co2, balls, sup, hyper, timmy, spider, dragun, shocker, angel, phantom, pack, pods, mask, goggles, lenses" in a sentence and it gets you very excited. You than proceed to talk about your experience with that word. You are surprised by the contorted look on the person's face because they don't know what the heck your talking about. When you learn that they were not referring to anything paintball related you are depressed until someone brings up the topic of paintball.

-You get with drawl syndrome if you haven't played paintball in a week.

-You know more about paintball than any other subject

-All your conversations turn to paintball

-You dream about paintball

-Your gun is the most expensive thing you own

-You go into a pissy fit if someone calls paintballs "bullets' or markers "guns"

I am guilty of all...
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Old 12-08-2003, 09:45 AM   #23
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-You spend more time with your paintball guns than with your significant other.

-You think about if certain random objects would work well as paintball bunkers. I.E. Blow up Frosties/Santas they now have at Eckerds and such

-You think about paintball more than girls

-You get with drawl syndrome if you haven't played paintball in a week.

-You know more about paintball than any other subject

-All your conversations turn to paintball

-You dream about paintball

-You go into a pissy fit if someone calls paintballs "bullets' or markers "guns"

I am guilty of all...

Hmmm... sounds like me LOL
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Old 12-08-2003, 10:31 AM   #24
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-when every time you see your cousins the first subject is always paintball.

-when you go home, take off your coat, turn the heat on, unpack your spyder, set it next to you on the couch & proceed to watch tv with it.

-when you run around the office pointing a file at coworkers yelling, "Check your hopper check your hopper!" and "Don't you try wiping that!" every 2 minutes.
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Old 12-08-2003, 11:45 AM   #25
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you can't stop injecting it into your veins.

lassie tells you timmy is trapped in a well and you think your gonna score a free gun, only to find out its just a small boy.
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Old 12-08-2003, 12:20 PM   #26
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-When your really sick and your mind is shot and the only thoughts you can think about are random paintball things... gawd, yesterday was rough...
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Old 12-08-2003, 12:29 PM   #27
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-You wear your Dye pants to school.

-Your gun is the only thing you actually like to clean. [/b]

whats wrong with wearing dye pants to school....the hybrid '03 are madd comfortable....so are the dye atc's i wear to school everyday...


my gun is actually the ONLY thing i clean...you gotta see my room...lol
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Old 12-08-2003, 12:37 PM   #28
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-When you talk to your paintball gun

-When you hug it

-When you have a sexual attraction towards it


<3 <3 <3
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Old 12-08-2003, 12:48 PM   #29
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When you begin planning for your new timmy/angel/matrix even though you only own a spyder or tippmann, and you have no other money.

(not my case, but i was once there)

-when blowing/sucking paint out of the barrel doesnt seem ga y to you.

-when your blood boils when you hear of drive bys/ vandalism

-when you throw grapes at your little brother, than duck behind a kitchen counter before he sees you

-when you spend almost every night in that damn pbr chat room.

-when your friends don't understand your passion, even if they too paintball

-when your friends don't understand why you don't want to play with them in a half-baked field behind the school.

-when you doodle about paintball related things, but nothing ever looks half as cool as what it looks like in real life.

-when you give tech lessons to your friends at lunch

-when you become the paintball magazine library

-when you hang your marker on the wall.

-when you get a VCR in your room just to watch pb movies

-when you really get into spitballing with your friends in McDonalds, jumping over booths and sliding around tables, screaming Youre out youre out!!

-when one of your teachers tells you to "Stop playing the drums" but since you're walking your desk, you don't think she's talking to you, and you keep doing it ,and you get detention

-when you get detention for getting into heated debates about paintball in class

-when you actually dislike making non-paintball friends

-when all the noobs hang around you. is it osmosis they're hoping for?

-When you're the smartest (in pb terms) one you know, but then you come here (PBR) and you feel like a noob.

-When you spend 3+ hours a day on this site.

-When you tape every paintball event on TV.

maybe more later
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Old 12-08-2003, 12:51 PM   #30
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You see the very old streaks of a paintball from some vandal on a street sign and you lecture the other people in the vehicle on the negative affect that pb vandalism has on the sport. You are the only one even able to the mark, but you know it was visible a week ago. Your mom knows what an Angel is. Your friends know what an Angel is. You get into heated discussions over the validity of pb as a real sport.
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Old 12-08-2003, 12:58 PM   #31
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-When you stop the car or make your mom stop the car when you see those vandalized signs and you clean them off.
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Old 12-08-2003, 01:03 PM   #32
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-When you stop the car or make your mom stop the car when you see those vandalized signs and you clean them off.
What a nice citizen caleb is.

I'd do the same but usually i see them far away from my neighborhood on the bus ride from school.
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Old 12-08-2003, 01:04 PM   #33
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What a nice citizen caleb is.

I'd do the same but usually i see them far away from my neighborhood on the bus ride from school.
It pisses me off so bad.
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Old 12-08-2003, 01:05 PM   #34
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It pisses me off so bad.
Do you live in/near a big city? I am out in the middle of nowhere/hicksville so I don't have many vandalisms around here.
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Old 12-08-2003, 01:08 PM   #35
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Do you live in/near a big city? I am out in the middle of nowhere/hicksville so I don't have many vandalisms around here.
It's not huge, but it's certainly not hicksville.
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Old 12-08-2003, 01:10 PM   #36
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Old 12-08-2003, 01:23 PM   #37
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Weeee thought of some more.


-when your everyday shoes are stained from paintballs that were laying on the ground

-when paintball is:
-your hobby
-your sport
-your pastime
-your weekend activity
-your passion
-just about your life

-when getting bunkered hurts your pride more than it hurts you (heard it somewhere on Pbr)

-when you are the 1/50 people at your school who knows what x-ball is.

-when you know more than 10 xball teams

-when you know more than 10 nppl teams

-when you can name a marker/equipment just by looking at it within 2 seconds of seeing it

-when you know how an autococker works

-when you have 30+ folders on your computer that have paintball pics

-when you've covered 2 or more doors of your house with paintball magazine clippings

-when 99.9% of your money goes to paintball

-when you never have quite enough money to go to the movies every weekend (unless of course your rich like caleb )

-when you go into lala land when someone mentions one of these words:

Angel, halo, intimdate, intimidator, timmy, matrix, impulse, orracle, war (worr), paint, marker, ball, chop, barrel, pneumatic, load, co2, nitro, nitrogen, pressure, air, goggle, mask, lense, clean, pod, harness, pack, dye/die, dragon, spider, dynasty, shock, shocker, aftershock, iron, ironman (cal ripken ), bolt, valve, trigger, shoot, shot, splat, welt, hit, out, bunker, slide.. ahhh okay there's too many.

-when your computer has a paintball background

-when most of your old stuffed animals have been painted many colors, and are rotting away in your backyard next to some wooden targets and your homemade field.

-when you are responsible with your marker

-when you know what's going on in the paintball world

more to come
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Old 12-08-2003, 01:30 PM   #38
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-when getting bunkered hurts your pride more than it hurts you (heard it somewhere on Pbr)
That would be me who said it actually...
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Old 12-08-2003, 01:34 PM   #39
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-When your at school and a friend of yours spots and picks up a paintball and you can name it... it was crappy BE wal-mart paint btw... i scarred myself...
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Old 12-08-2003, 01:37 PM   #40
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- You get your paycheck and wonder how many cases of paint and how much CO2 you can buy with that amount.

-You wear camoflage to the Christmas party.

-You always carry a few extra tubes of paint in your briefcase or napsack.

-Your emergency supplies consist of 3 extra paintball guns, 50 paint grenades and 500.000 rounds of paint.

-You wear your safety vest to a board meeting.
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