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Old 12-28-2006, 11:23 PM   #1
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Do You Think the Sand People Raped Anakin's Mother?

I finally saw the newest Star Wars movie, Attack of the Clones.

I mean, you all saw her, tied up and looking all ragged and ****.

Yay or nay?
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Old 12-28-2006, 11:24 PM   #2
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Old 12-28-2006, 11:25 PM   #3
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Imagine that Sand Person is a Catholic Priest and that cute little boy is a cute little boy and I think you'll agree that that picture is morally dubious.
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Old 12-28-2006, 11:26 PM   #4
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Imagine that Sand Person is a Catholic Priest and that cute little boy is a cute little boy and I think you'll agree that that picture is morally dubious.

You are pretty ignorant aren't you...
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You are pretty ignorant aren't you...
Considering that I am a Catholic Priest, I think you calling me ignorant is a little misguided.

At any rate, come over here, young man, sit on my lap and lets see if we can't get to the bottom of this.
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Old 12-28-2006, 11:28 PM   #6
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Oh My God, great idea for a Star Wars spin-off:

Jessica Lynch is kidnapped by a bunch of insurgents in a secluded Iraqi hut town and Governor Schwarzenegger is sent in to save her by slaughtering the whole village with his trusty lightsaber.

Cast Vin Diesel as Schwarzenegger and A-5Best as Jessica Lynch, and we've got a blockbuster on our hands!
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Old 12-28-2006, 11:29 PM   #7
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Those silly Sand People/Priests are at it again!
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Old 12-28-2006, 11:34 PM   #8
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what if they didn't?
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Old 12-28-2006, 11:37 PM   #9
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You almost make me have faith in PBR again.

Sadly, Nazi Mods rule the forums with their jackboots of bandom. Expect maybe like a week before you are determined to be offending someone.

Somebody might sue an internet paintball forum, its pretty dangerous.
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I say yay..they cant include it because all the 9 year olds who like the movies...
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*Ahem*
Sorry, but they're actually called Tusken Raiders. "Sandpeople" is the term that Luke used in A New Hope (Star Wars: Episode IV) when he was talking about the dangers of going out at night and after he was attacked by them.

And the Tusken Raiders would have kidnapped her because they have no respect for any life that isn't their own. Which is why they were torturing her and letting her die.

I doubt they would've raped her though, since they don't believe in exposing any flesh (which is why they're all covered up and stuff) unless for the sake of procreation (and they wouldn't mate with a non-Sandperson) and the obvious reprocussions of such an act... birth...
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*Ahem*
Sorry, but they're actually called Tusken Raiders. "Sandpeople" is the term that Luke used in A New Hope (Star Wars: Episode IV) when he was talking about the dangers of going out at night and after he was attacked by them.

And the Tusken Raiders would have kidnapped her because they have no respect for any life that isn't their own. Which is why they were torturing her and letting her die.

I doubt they would've raped her though, since they don't believe in exposing any flesh (which is why they're all covered up and stuff) unless for the sake of procreation (and they wouldn't mate with a non-Sandperson) and the obvious reprocussions of such an act... birth...
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*Ahem*
Sorry, but they're actually called Tusken Raiders. "Sandpeople" is the term that Luke used in A New Hope (Star Wars: Episode IV) when he was talking about the dangers of going out at night and after he was attacked by them.

And the Tusken Raiders would have kidnapped her because they have no respect for any life that isn't their own. Which is why they were torturing her and letting her die.

I doubt they would've raped her though, since they don't believe in exposing any flesh (which is why they're all covered up and stuff) unless for the sake of procreation (and they wouldn't mate with a non-Sandperson) and the obvious reprocussions of such an act... birth...
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*Ahem*
Sorry, but they're actually called Tusken Raiders. "Sandpeople" is the term that Luke used in A New Hope (Star Wars: Episode IV) when he was talking about the dangers of going out at night and after he was attacked by them.

And the Tusken Raiders would have kidnapped her because they have no respect for any life that isn't their own. Which is why they were torturing her and letting her die.

I doubt they would've raped her though, since they don't believe in exposing any flesh (which is why they're all covered up and stuff) unless for the sake of procreation (and they wouldn't mate with a non-Sandperson) and the obvious reprocussions of such an act... birth...
wow.....
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Old 12-29-2006, 02:50 AM   #16
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You almost make me have faith in PBR again.
No kidding! I'm actually enjoying reading OT again. Well sort of.

Good to have you around again Wordsworth, haha I think me and you quarreled a bit back when you first came here.
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I don't know about the sand people, but that sarlaac looks like a massive vagina with tentacles.
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I don't know about the sand people, but that sarlaac looks like a massive vagina with tentacles.
someone needs to sig that.
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I don't know about the sand people, but that sarlaac looks like a massive vagina with tentacles.
I thought the same thing. You're making the OT funny Wordsworth. Didn't know you before but the OT is definitely funnier.
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I thought the same thing. You're making the OT funny Wordsworth. Didn't know you before but the OT is definitely funnier.
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