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Old 02-28-2007, 06:51 PM   #101
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oh yeah right.... I would pay money to watch her kick your tail. I can see the headline now... "Prego Vestal woman beats Ithica paintballer to death with CO2 tank"
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Originally posted by GranDreamUse the search, Luke.
Originally posted by Lopez17It's really quite amusing to see the difference between talent and ego
Originally posted by teufelhunden You'd think stickies are there to make the forum pretty...
Originally posted by Killer Kat: Don't feed the Jaster from your hand! He bites!!
Originally posted by cocker kid 2k2 :Shut your trap while the big boys are talking.
Originally posted by Homer:Jaster is the Master.
Originally posted by iplaynaked:This....is the Jaster. All I'm going to say to you about him is....don't make him angry.

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Red/Yellow Fade LP Classic Timmy, Bob Long Torpedo Reg., Claw Trigger, CP Adj. Ram Cap, Modified Delrin Bolt, CP Flame Drop Forward, Empire On/Off, WAS 2.8 Equalizer bd., WAS Eye, WAS Switch, Twisted Low Rise, Custom Red Oak Grips
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Old 02-28-2007, 06:52 PM   #102
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I would pay a dollar to see that as well!
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Old 02-28-2007, 06:55 PM   #103
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how did this become a beatdown on Bones?.... that was my story and I'm sticking to it.... I could've told the one where you "dated" this chick and ..... I digress

did you hear about that one, Pete? CLASSIC COOP MOVE!!!!
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Old 02-28-2007, 07:00 PM   #104
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Any story that starts with Jaster dated this chick is a classic story!
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Old 02-28-2007, 07:02 PM   #105
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I fail to see the humor...


actually it was kind of funny and yes 4Th heard this one... Crissy... the "dead beat dad" that was actually on a trip...


the best part was me and him swapping cars... she was...uspet
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Originally posted by GranDreamUse the search, Luke.
Originally posted by Lopez17It's really quite amusing to see the difference between talent and ego
Originally posted by teufelhunden You'd think stickies are there to make the forum pretty...
Originally posted by Killer Kat: Don't feed the Jaster from your hand! He bites!!
Originally posted by cocker kid 2k2 :Shut your trap while the big boys are talking.
Originally posted by Homer:Jaster is the Master.
Originally posted by iplaynaked:This....is the Jaster. All I'm going to say to you about him is....don't make him angry.

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Red/Yellow Fade LP Classic Timmy, Bob Long Torpedo Reg., Claw Trigger, CP Adj. Ram Cap, Modified Delrin Bolt, CP Flame Drop Forward, Empire On/Off, WAS 2.8 Equalizer bd., WAS Eye, WAS Switch, Twisted Low Rise, Custom Red Oak Grips
Pure Energy 45/45 and 68/45 12" STIFFI Barrel, 14" CP 2 Piece, Red Halo B


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Old 02-28-2007, 07:06 PM   #106
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Just desserts if ever there were any!!!!
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Old 02-28-2007, 07:08 PM   #107
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everytime i break a bone i meet a married woman.... WT*...?????
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Originally posted by GranDreamUse the search, Luke.
Originally posted by Lopez17It's really quite amusing to see the difference between talent and ego
Originally posted by teufelhunden You'd think stickies are there to make the forum pretty...
Originally posted by Killer Kat: Don't feed the Jaster from your hand! He bites!!
Originally posted by cocker kid 2k2 :Shut your trap while the big boys are talking.
Originally posted by Homer:Jaster is the Master.
Originally posted by iplaynaked:This....is the Jaster. All I'm going to say to you about him is....don't make him angry.

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Red/Yellow Fade LP Classic Timmy, Bob Long Torpedo Reg., Claw Trigger, CP Adj. Ram Cap, Modified Delrin Bolt, CP Flame Drop Forward, Empire On/Off, WAS 2.8 Equalizer bd., WAS Eye, WAS Switch, Twisted Low Rise, Custom Red Oak Grips
Pure Energy 45/45 and 68/45 12" STIFFI Barrel, 14" CP 2 Piece, Red Halo B


WANTED: Ripper Timmy body. PM me if you have one you want to sell or trade.
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Old 02-28-2007, 07:08 PM   #108
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could always head up to ithaca and hit on some hippies or lez-be friends... no jealous husbands there
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Originally posted by Jaster...That's the politest insult I've seen yet.
To Quote 4THDEGREE.... Eyes are overrated
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Old 02-28-2007, 07:09 PM   #109
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stop breaking bones.... and I don't mean ME either
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Originally posted by Jaster...That's the politest insult I've seen yet.
To Quote 4THDEGREE.... Eyes are overrated
LONG/FONG in '08- The Intimidator Party

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Old 02-28-2007, 07:10 PM   #110
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ROFL!!! Are you guys up for a trip to see Lopez in April or May?
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Old 02-28-2007, 07:13 PM   #111
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and bones... a real friend would just bring them here since you know i'm stuck here with the boy at night
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Originally posted by GranDreamUse the search, Luke.
Originally posted by Lopez17It's really quite amusing to see the difference between talent and ego
Originally posted by teufelhunden You'd think stickies are there to make the forum pretty...
Originally posted by Killer Kat: Don't feed the Jaster from your hand! He bites!!
Originally posted by cocker kid 2k2 :Shut your trap while the big boys are talking.
Originally posted by Homer:Jaster is the Master.
Originally posted by iplaynaked:This....is the Jaster. All I'm going to say to you about him is....don't make him angry.

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Red to Black Texas Storm, WAS2.8 Board, WAS Switch, KAPP Thumper Ram, BL Delrin Poppet, Violent Products Delrin Piston, CP Rail, Modified Stock Bolt, CP Adj. Ram Cap, Empire on/off, AKA Sidewinder reg, Clamping Low Rise, Flame Eye Covers, ScytheII Trigger.
Red/Yellow Fade LP Classic Timmy, Bob Long Torpedo Reg., Claw Trigger, CP Adj. Ram Cap, Modified Delrin Bolt, CP Flame Drop Forward, Empire On/Off, WAS 2.8 Equalizer bd., WAS Eye, WAS Switch, Twisted Low Rise, Custom Red Oak Grips
Pure Energy 45/45 and 68/45 12" STIFFI Barrel, 14" CP 2 Piece, Red Halo B


WANTED: Ripper Timmy body. PM me if you have one you want to sell or trade.
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Old 02-28-2007, 07:19 PM   #112
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I'm up for that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....... ROAD TRIP

AXBL in May... in Jersey... gotta plan around that
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Originally posted by Jaster...That's the politest insult I've seen yet.
To Quote 4THDEGREE.... Eyes are overrated
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Old 02-28-2007, 07:22 PM   #113
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oh thats right... oops...lol
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Originally posted by GranDreamUse the search, Luke.
Originally posted by Lopez17It's really quite amusing to see the difference between talent and ego
Originally posted by teufelhunden You'd think stickies are there to make the forum pretty...
Originally posted by Killer Kat: Don't feed the Jaster from your hand! He bites!!
Originally posted by cocker kid 2k2 :Shut your trap while the big boys are talking.
Originally posted by Homer:Jaster is the Master.
Originally posted by iplaynaked:This....is the Jaster. All I'm going to say to you about him is....don't make him angry.

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Red to Black Texas Storm, WAS2.8 Board, WAS Switch, KAPP Thumper Ram, BL Delrin Poppet, Violent Products Delrin Piston, CP Rail, Modified Stock Bolt, CP Adj. Ram Cap, Empire on/off, AKA Sidewinder reg, Clamping Low Rise, Flame Eye Covers, ScytheII Trigger.
Red/Yellow Fade LP Classic Timmy, Bob Long Torpedo Reg., Claw Trigger, CP Adj. Ram Cap, Modified Delrin Bolt, CP Flame Drop Forward, Empire On/Off, WAS 2.8 Equalizer bd., WAS Eye, WAS Switch, Twisted Low Rise, Custom Red Oak Grips
Pure Energy 45/45 and 68/45 12" STIFFI Barrel, 14" CP 2 Piece, Red Halo B


WANTED: Ripper Timmy body. PM me if you have one you want to sell or trade.
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Old 03-01-2007, 07:59 PM   #114
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The trip would be pending the fact that I found out yesterday that I may be in AZ for a month on TDY to clear up some problems out in Phoenix...
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Old 03-02-2007, 02:30 PM   #115
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The trip would be pending the fact that I found out yesterday that I may be in AZ for a month on TDY to clear up some problems out in Phoenix...
You're heading to AZ too!? So am I in MAY!

Jaster, road trip aways, just crash at Lopezs house, he won't be there to say no.
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Hahaha Hilarious thread

Does jasper not come here anymore?
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