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Old 09-09-2007, 10:03 AM   #181
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Can't wait for UK to beat Louisville next week. Yes, it's going to happen.
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Old 09-09-2007, 10:17 AM   #182
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Glad to see LSU show the country how the SEC plays football

The Auburn game was pretty lame, but I can't say I wasn't expecting it. Brandon Cox is a horrendous QB. Matt Grothe was great to watch, he'll be playing on Sunday one day.
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Old 09-09-2007, 12:22 PM   #183
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All i gotta say is.. i love the student section in Death Valley.

The only reason the ACC looks good.. is because most of their games are against other schools just like them. Basketball programs with a football team.
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Old 09-09-2007, 12:50 PM   #184
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All i gotta say is.. i love the student section in Death Valley.

The only reason the ACC looks good.. is because most of their games are against other schools just like them. Basketball programs with a football team.
Hey if i make the trip to Death Valley, make sure i have a very large beer to cry into after the game, cuz unless something serious happens with our defense, we are gonna get mauled.
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Old 09-09-2007, 12:56 PM   #185
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I wouldn't say all that. What happened with Florida's game? I've been so out of it since last friday afternoon that I didnt really pay attention to the rest of the world until now. I'll have SEVERAL beers after the game.

I don't wanna think about the Floriday game.. if we keep playing like this and yall keep winning.. i'm going to have to stay at school from the time campus closes until the next day when tickets go on sale. I might have to skip some classes even.
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Old 09-09-2007, 01:00 PM   #186
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I wouldn't say all that. What happened with Florida's game? I've been so out of it since last friday afternoon that I didnt really pay attention to the rest of the world until now. I'll have SEVERAL beers after the game.

I don't wanna think about the Floriday game.. if we keep playing like this and yall keep winning.. i'm going to have to stay at school from the time campus closes until the next day when tickets go on sale. I might have to skip some classes even.
We were up 49-7 at the half. And then Troy scored 24 unanswered points in the third quarter. Final was 59-31. Our defense looked lost until the fourth quarter. Against fricking TROY.
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Old 09-09-2007, 01:04 PM   #187
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yea, thats disappointing but its still fairly early in the season.

dude, something you probably didnt see on ESPN, after a 50 yard punt, there was a cheap shot taken on Jacob Hester, well he pinned the guy on the ground and held him there until the whistle. They flagged him for unsportsmanlike conduct..then the freshman punter puts out a 60something yarder to put the ball in the EXACT same spot.
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I called the Auburn-USF game right.

Anyway, I'm seriously not looking forward to next saturday.
Who knows, maybe our defense will show up for a game this weekend and keep it close...
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Old 09-09-2007, 01:11 PM   #189
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yea, thats disappointing but its still fairly early in the season.

dude, something you probably didnt see on ESPN, after a 50 yard punt, there was a cheap shot taken on Jacob Hester, well he pinned the guy on the ground and held him there until the whistle. They flagged him for unsportsmanlike conduct..then the freshman punter puts out a 60something yarder to put the ball in the EXACT same spot.

There have been two cheap shots per game against THE CHOSEN ONE.

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I called the Auburn-USF game right.

Anyway, I'm seriously not looking forward to next saturday.
Who knows, maybe our defense will show up for a game this weekend and keep it close...
Hell yeah you did, but I already knew the Bulls ain't nuttin to be effed up with.

IF our defense doesn't show up it's going to be a very high scoring game.
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Old 09-09-2007, 01:17 PM   #190
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Trust me, the chosen one might be forced to go the way of the last 2 starting quarterbacks if LSU's D keeps it up. Neither of the last two made the full game, in fact MSU's quarterback seemed to be asking to leave.
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Trust me, the chosen one might be forced to go the way of the last 2 starting quarterbacks if LSU's D keeps it up. Neither of the last two made the full game, in fact MSU's quarterback seemed to be asking to leave.
You can't stop the Chosen one. You can only hope to contain him. Dare I say, infeugo. *flees*
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Oh no. Glenn Dorsey thinks otherwise. He's playing for keeps this year, his draft pick is on the line and he's gunning for top spots.
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Oh no. Glenn Dorsey thinks otherwise. He's playing for keeps this year, his draft pick is on the line and he's gunning for top spots.
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Glen Dorsey + LSU D = LSU> Tim Tebow AND UF

GG end of that. I just blasphemed against your beloved.
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Glen Dorsey + LSU D = LSU> Tim Tebow AND UF

GG end of that. I just blasphemed against your beloved.
It's ok. After Tim Tebow stiff arms you into a coma, he forgiveth. Go forth and sin no more.
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HAh. i love these. we used to make them about my the new football coach at my school. He thought he WAS the burger king(dane cook joke)
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Old 09-09-2007, 01:56 PM   #197
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Tebow is a mommy's boy who cries all the way to his mother's teat when he gets hit.


Here at Bama we have a great wide receiving core, a great running back core, a great offensive line, but a piss poor quarterback. Hopefully that will change soon.

On the other side of the ball we have great DB's and Cornerbacks, but our line backs and d-line sucks. Hopefully that will change also.

We will see this Saturday what they are made of when the hogs come to T-town. I doubt I will remember the game, but I know one thing, I will have fun that weekend.
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Tebow is a mommy's boy who cries all the way to his mother's teat when he gets hit.

You know if Nick Saban coached a 'Bama team versus Satan and the minions of Hell for all the souls of mankind, I would be at the game wearing red and waving a pitchfork.
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Oh no doubt, I didnt remember much from the weekend but I sobered up right before the game.

See, collegeboy, if by some miracle I make it to the Bama game we shall have to exchange culture.
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I called the Auburn-USF game right.
I think a lot of people were expecting that, especially those that watch Auburn games. Brandon Cox is terrible, and until his game does a 180, or he gets injured or benched, our offense is going to struggle. We had a bunch of turnovers that didn't help either. I can't take any credit away from USF though. Their QB was amazing. The would have beat us by more if it wasn't for those missed field goals.
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