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Old 09-09-2007, 02:18 PM   #201
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You know if Nick Saban coached a 'Bama team versus Satan and the minions of Hell for all the souls of mankind, I would be at the game wearing red and waving a pitchfork.
Fair enough, at least you would be pulling for the losing team.

For you know that Saban actually died when he was in Miami. He got up to heaven and St. Peter said, "Nick, you led a good life, but your job on earth is not over yet. There is a football program that was once all mighty and has recently fallen on hard times. Their fans are desperate for a winning season and have started to lose faith. We think that you are just the man to turn that program around and restore the faith that these fans once had"

Saban replied, "I will be glad to do so, but before I go I must meet Jesus one time.

St Peter thought long and hard about it and said, "Yes you may. Please this way."

Approaching Jesus, Saban was awestruck for now he was truly in the presence of greatness. St Peter said, this is as close as we can get for Jesus is working, but if you look over there you will see him. All of sudden, though all the haze Saban saw an older man wearing an hound-tooth hat leaning against a goal post. Saban was confused, he asked St Peter "Is Jesus the legendary coach Paul Bear Bryant."

St Peter laughed and said , "No no, he is Jesusí coach, Jesus is the one wearing the number 12 crimson jersey."
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Old 09-09-2007, 02:20 PM   #202
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St Peter laughed and said , "No no, he is Jesusí coach, Jesus is the one wearing the number 12 crimson jersey."
Blasphemy. Everyone knows that Tim Tebow is Jesus.
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Old 09-13-2007, 12:45 PM   #203
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This just in, Chuck Norris is playing football under an assumed name. The name? TEBOW.

It's no coincidence that nitro and Tebow rhyme....
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Old 09-14-2007, 07:17 PM   #204
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boo, that joke sucked
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Old 09-15-2007, 01:49 AM   #205
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boo, that joke sucked
Joke...?
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Old 09-15-2007, 02:09 AM   #206
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boo, that joke sucked

You seem to think that was a joke...when it was actually a statement of fact.
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Old 09-15-2007, 06:46 AM   #207
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You seem to think that was a joke...when it was actually a statement of fact.
It never ends, people always trying to copy Alabama. How can Tebow be Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris is already Saban.


But anyways, how do you all think your teams will hold up today.


To tell you the truth, I have no idea how UA will do today. We still have not seen a full play book or the players hitting on all cylinders, maybe today is the day, who knows. I think Alabama is picked to win, but you do not get that from the mood on TV.

It will be interesting to see what happens.
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Old 09-15-2007, 07:59 AM   #208
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But anyways, how do you all think your teams will hold up today.

A Florida victory depends entirely on whether the defense, particularly the secondary, shows up.
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Old 09-15-2007, 08:03 AM   #209
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It never ends, people always trying to copy Alabama. How can Tebow be Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris is already Saban.


But anyways, how do you all think your teams will hold up today.


To tell you the truth, I have no idea how UA will do today. We still have not seen a full play book or the players hitting on all cylinders, maybe today is the day, who knows. I think Alabama is picked to win, but you do not get that from the mood on TV.

It will be interesting to see what happens.
Yea but i mean you guys have lots of tradition.







If LSU doesn't score 50+ points i'll be disappointed. Also for it to be considered a half-decently played game, they better not allow 10 or more points.
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Welp, Auburn was beat by Mississippi State 19-14. It was a well played game by both teams, and the freshman QB has some hope, however he needs to work on his arm a bit more.

On a side note, Florida is already up 7-0 within the first few minutes in the game.
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Old 09-15-2007, 12:04 PM   #211
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Welp, Auburn was beat by Mississippi State 19-14. It was a well played game by both teams, and the freshman QB has some hope, however he needs to work on his arm a bit more.

On a side note, Florida is already up 7-0 within the first few minutes in the game.
I think the SEC is going to be having a mediocre year.

On the other hand, KING JAMES with the return.

Edit: Florida can haz offense nao? WTH?
EDIT2: TENN INTERCEPTION FOR A TOUCHDOWN! WE DUZ NOT WANT!!!!
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Old 09-15-2007, 01:59 PM   #212
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Where the hell is Florida's defense? Did they forget to fill in the gaps after last year?
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Old 09-15-2007, 02:14 PM   #213
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Where the hell is Florida's defense? Did they forget to fill in the gaps after last year?
we can haz defense nao?
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Old 09-15-2007, 02:17 PM   #214
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jes. nao u canz

the announcer just compared tennessee's defense to LSU's defense.. what a sad idea.
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jes. nao u canz

the announcer just compared tennessee's defense to LSU's defense.. what a sad idea.
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LOL @ high ranked teams giving up some depressing numbers.
Not really florida in that statement.. more like wisconsin and others.

the announcers JUST mentioned that UF has a small chance to make the championship.. wow. I don't like Florida, but damn atleast give them some credit and admit they're probably better than all but say...1 team in the nation. That team's not USC either.
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LOL @ high ranked teams giving up some depressing numbers.
Not really florida in that statement.. more like wisconsin and others.

the announcers JUST mentioned that UF has a small chance to make the championship.. wow. I don't like Florida, but damn atleast give them some credit and admit they're probably better than all but say...1 team in the nation. That team's not USC either.
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I have to admit, Tebow is a great dual threat QB. I barely watched him last year as when I did watch Florida I always saw Chris Leak whom I had been watching since he was a freshman. With his arm, his speed, and these awesome receivers that are catching almost everything, the SEC Championship is looking to be the game of the year.
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OR.. you can travel to Baton Rouge and watch it in a few weeks. Cause that'll be the best game all year amirite?
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20-59. GO UF!

Hows 500+ yards in all 3 games thus far for style points?
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