02-09-2008, 02:29 PM
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I hold the conch!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: The Second Plateau
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Gleeking
Anyone know how to do it? I've been trying to for a few days and haven't been able to do it on command yet.
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Gleeking is the act of stimulating the saliva glands underneath your tongue into spitting a concentrated jet of pure saliva.
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02-09-2008, 02:30 PM
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Neat Purple Title
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: wat
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Originally Posted by Awhislyle
Anyone know how to do it? I've been trying to for a few days and haven't been able to do it on command yet.
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I haven't ever been able to do it either, but I see no need for it other than to piss people off.
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02-09-2008, 02:30 PM
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Umbram Fugat Veritas
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Toledo, Ohio
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Never heard of it but i think i may have done it. Randomly ill just spray saliva when like a dentist is poking around and stuff. Its really weird. 
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Originally Posted by lotus_esprit5
BTW, Yoo-hoo does not count as chocolate milk. Yoo-hoo is to chocolate milk what Natty Lite is to beer, or Nickleback is to music.
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Originally Posted by FertileTurtle
I just came.
EDIT:back inside.
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02-09-2008, 02:34 PM
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lolwat
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Las Vegas
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Ew my friend does that and it's disgusting.
Well, then again, he's disgusting so I guess it works out.
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Originally Posted by inuyasharox4776
lols, p8nt freak, I could imagine your court hearing now.
*insert name here* is guilty of 2 charges of epic lulz.
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02-09-2008, 02:37 PM
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It's the E talking.
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Santa Clarita (aka Valencia), CA
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is Gleeking giving your salivary glands an orgasm? 
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02-09-2008, 05:18 PM
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Totally wizard.
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: California
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I've never been able to do it, makes me mad.
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02-09-2008, 05:46 PM
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I hold the conch!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: The Second Plateau
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I've only ever done it on accident like when yawning.
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Paul is dead.
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02-09-2008, 06:55 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Rome,GA
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We always called it Gleeting..
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02-09-2008, 06:56 PM
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Saved
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: DIXIE
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Try thinking of something tasty like a juicy steak, or an ice cold glass of your favorite soft drink before you try. Hold your tounge to the roof of your mouth and breath in where the cool air hits the bottom of your tounge. Hold your tounge stiff to the roof of your mouth and bend the tip back with the roof of your mouth.
PS: chicks dig it.
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02-09-2008, 06:59 PM
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Geass
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Arizona
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Yes, and there is no one i know that can gleek farther than me, or at least that i've met.
If anyone has ever had a science class in highschool, we have these long *** black tables, I can gleek the length and then some.
Edit: This reminds me. Some kid challenged me (rofls) and tried to outgleek me by gleeking on me a little bit. I retaliated, making his face completely soaked in saliva. Huzzah i winz
Edit2: Hmm no world records. I might go for it!
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Last edited by Fireaznboy : 02-09-2008 at 07:06 PM.
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02-09-2008, 07:05 PM
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Legend
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: PBR-Retirement home
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What the hell are you guys talking about?
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02-09-2008, 07:10 PM
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I get Jack - Legend
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Nathrop,Colorado
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Originally Posted by dog-of-Dislexia
What the hell are you guys talking about?
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Fancy way of saying spitting in a way they think makes them cool.
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02-09-2008, 07:15 PM
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Geass
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Arizona
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Originally Posted by banderson
Fancy way of saying spitting in a way they think makes them cool.
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Its a manipulation of a salivary gland. And no one here said it makes them cool. 
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Originally Posted by Zedthephish
Its like Phone Booth
But without Colin Ferral
Or a Phone Booth.
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02-09-2008, 07:22 PM
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My Spoon is Too Big
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: NE Ohio
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02-09-2008, 07:28 PM
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Original White Gummi
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Socal
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Nah. But I've prided my self on being able to blow bubbles off my tongue for years.
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02-09-2008, 07:30 PM
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Geass
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Arizona
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Originally Posted by Robomonkey
Nah. But I've prided my self on being able to blow bubbles off my tongue for years.
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Lol, I've taught maybe 3 people how to do that.
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"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody." - Bill Cosby
Music=Fuel
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Originally Posted by Zedthephish
Its like Phone Booth
But without Colin Ferral
Or a Phone Booth.
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02-09-2008, 10:12 PM
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PBR Chef
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Glen Burnie, Maryland
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The best way I have found is to drink some coke and let some rest under your tongue for a few minutes, then put the tip of your tongue on one of your back teeth and press your tongue forward
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02-10-2008, 08:33 AM
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Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Cumming, GA
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wow I've only ever done it by accident before and never been able to do it at will, although I've never spent more than a few seconds at a time trying to do it.
But sitting here I just figured it out in about a minute. Can't do it 100% of the time yet and my distance isn't very good, but I've gotten a good 10 shots. My roommates are gonna have a surprise waiting for them the next time one of them walks into my room...
note: if you're trying to learn, don't face your computer. I wasn't thinking and learned that the hard way  But then again I wasn't really expecting it to work.
edit: my tongue is getting tired from this. no dirty jokes.
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02-10-2008, 11:35 AM
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Geass
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Arizona
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Heh, my average gleek (nothing to help ie:gum, soda, sour stuff) is about 3-5 feet distance.
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"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody." - Bill Cosby
Music=Fuel
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zedthephish
Its like Phone Booth
But without Colin Ferral
Or a Phone Booth.
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02-10-2008, 11:50 AM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: CANADA
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My sisters friend enjoys gleeking on my arm while im playing nintendo. I make her regret it every time.
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