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Old 04-02-2008, 06:54 PM   #1
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Things that you learn in paintball

There are certain life lessons and little things you learn about life in paintball If you have some list them please I'll open the floor with this.

1.If it ain't broke don't fix it
2.Never get a bigger hammer
3.I hate brass eagles
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Old 04-02-2008, 07:34 PM   #2
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If you take something apart and put it back together enough times, you will eventually have enough parts to make another
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Old 04-03-2008, 03:44 AM   #3
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If you take something apart and put it back together enough times, you will eventually have enough parts to make another

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and on topic... dont taunt someone whos barely out of range by yelling to them, you might just get a mouth full of paint. (true story to, i did that to someone)
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Old 04-03-2008, 06:26 AM   #4
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If you didn't know what it was like to have an addiction before you started playing you do now.

If you can fake it with enough confidence people will think you know what you're doing.

Aggression can sometimes save you when caution can't.

Looking like you know what you're doing is almost as important as actually knowing.

Nothing is ever a given.

Murphy's law is never suspended for any reason.
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Old 04-03-2008, 12:35 PM   #5
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If you didn't know what it was like to have an addiction before you started playing you do now.

If you can fake it with enough confidence people will think you know what you're doing.

Aggression can sometimes save you when caution can't.

Looking like you know what you're doing is almost as important as actually knowing.

Nothing is ever a given.

Murphy's law is never suspended for any reason.
Ahhhmen!!!!!
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Old 04-03-2008, 02:50 PM   #6
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Old 04-03-2008, 03:29 PM   #7
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Old 04-03-2008, 03:33 PM   #8
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Old 04-03-2008, 03:45 PM   #9
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Old 04-03-2008, 04:12 PM   #10
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Old 04-03-2008, 04:21 PM   #11
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You can't be afraid to take a hit.

You can't get excited and forget what you know how to do. If you lose your cool the game is already lost; as long as you keep your head on straight and your mind right you give yourself a much better chance to pull a game out.
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Old 04-03-2008, 07:22 PM   #13
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Old 04-03-2008, 10:28 PM   #14
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No matter how scared you might be in the act of doing something, the outcome is always worth it, and you'll be glad you did it later.
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Old 04-04-2008, 06:50 AM   #15
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-Never buy something that you can't fix yourself.

-Never experiment on something expensive.

-"KEEP OUT" signs are there for a reason.

-That which you love the most, will cost you the most.

-Getting bruised in the process is never as bad as being afraid to try.

-Never think you know everything about something you've never done.
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Old 04-04-2008, 11:55 AM   #16
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Old 04-04-2008, 12:31 PM   #17
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team work,trust and communications is key. If you dont have any of those on the field you'll get shot six times in the back of the head.

That pretty much applies to life as well
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Old 04-04-2008, 07:20 PM   #18
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The pain is worth it.

What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger. (cliche, I know.)

At some point, we didn't know what we were doing either.
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Old 04-04-2008, 08:25 PM   #19
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Make sure to check your hopper is empty before dry-firing your 98 in the house with just co2 or you will put big dents in your moms very nice very expensive t.v. display setup.
Also make sure your hopper is empty before dry-firing your gun at someones foot or lower region....much pain can result.....
You are going to get hit before long so dont think you are invinciable.
Drink lots o water during games.
Pee time is not to be had during game time or else pain time can result....
Squad buster gernades do not save you from a hoard of enemies or do anythin usefull.
It only hurts once unless the person shooting you shot more than once.
Surrender or die means just that!!!
Dive dip duck dive(again then crawl a little)then dodge if your still getting shot at turn and run..
If the tree you are hiding behind is smaller than you are find a bigger tree.
Bright orange not a good choice.
The fetal position is only helpfull if your having a breakdown.
Screaming for mama makes you look like a wuss.
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Old 04-05-2008, 07:54 AM   #20
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Youth and speed is no match for old age and treachery.

Money can buy you gear but it can't buy you skill/experience/game.

The faster the marker goes, the more likely the newbie is to develop tunnel vision and enable himself to get shot from the side.

It's more enjoyable to play with people who can control their temperment than to be around hotheads so focused on winning that they lose focus on everything else.

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