Idiot stories here!

Impulsed · 04-22-2003, 02:10 PM

well my idiot story is when i was playing woods ball and my friend was saying that he was going to own and stuff like that (this was his first time) i was runnign though this brush and he sprinted and some1 had climbed a tree and he got lit up.Now my turn to be an idiot. OK well i was playing spped ball and i rushed this dude with an angel and so when i was rushing my hopper fell of and my tank started leaking at the same time i have no clue why.

Cocker_017 · 04-22-2003, 03:28 PM

lol... I would love to see a movie clip of that with the hopper falling off and the tank messing up on ya!

I can't think of any idiot stories to put in here. I'm sure that I have several of them that I have committed but I cannot think of any.

p8ntball1016 · 04-22-2003, 05:18 PM

my whole life is an idiot story

Racso · 04-24-2003, 08:17 PM

doing some accuracy drills, thought i was out of paint, walking back, a leaf was stuck on my shoe, went to shoot it off with my CO2, guess what, i wasn't out of paint, and my foot tingled!

the gasiscoming · 04-29-2003, 08:07 AM

I fell and allmost got a cocushon from my tank

Killer Kat · 04-30-2003, 05:28 AM

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Originally posted by p8ntball1016
my whole life is an idiot story

No one likes a bragger!!

cocker kid 2k2 · 04-30-2003, 11:58 AM

2nd game, I was playing my friend it was 1 on 1 in the woods, he was better than me, I was running and I tripped over a root, at the same time I tripped he happened to shoot me right in the behind, we both had a good laugh afterward.

cdf · 05-01-2003, 05:00 PM

Just today I was out in my backyard with my freind John...we had a little bit of paint, about 100, and there was a table with a ball behind, so my freind says "Im gonna go bunker it!!!!" so he rushes this blow up ball, shoots at it, and the shot bounced off the ball and hit him in the nuts.

Cocker_017 · 05-01-2003, 05:05 PM

Tell your friend not to feel bad. Last time I went to the field I got shot in the nads for the first time. It hurt a lot more than any other time I have ever been shot! I wouldn't wish that kind of pain on anyone...

squirrels · 05-21-2003, 07:20 PM

lets call 1 friend "james" and the other "rory". heres how the situation goes, they're stuck in a bunker, getting peppered, the shooting finally stops, starts up again, these 2 guys are stuck in the bunker for nearly half the game. "Rory", having not played paintball much, wasnt quite sure if it was safe or not. After the shooting stops the second time, "James" looks out, see's 6 guys with their barrels pointed right at them. "its clear, go" says "James". "rory" goes running out of the bunker, all 6ft, 230 pounds of him. all "james" hears is an onslaught of fire. "james", while "rory is getting peppered, runs out the opposite side of the bunker for a better firing position, he made it, but at the cost of "rory". it was hillarious, seeing a huge guy go running out, a skinny little dude go running out the opposite way, rory was a decoy.

Cadet2005 · 05-22-2003, 10:57 PM

I have several of my own but one in particular stands out:

It was one of my first times playing at a field and it was night so needless to say, with the fogged lenses from another Texas night and my own somewhat newbie logic, I made a mad dash to get between these guys trying to roll up the flank and cut them off from support. Well, to do this I wanted to get past this pair of oak trees on the far side, so i began running dodging what incoming fire I could see. Well, I reach the trees and WHAM, I am on my back. I had found one of the lower hanging branches and taken the shot right across the forehead. A mother videotaping her kids (the area was illuminated enough that the NV on her camera worked well) showed me the images: I was upright one second and on my back the next...needless to say, I was embarassed as I lay there looking up at a ref who had run over to make sure I was all right.

I was uninjured, everything except my pride that is.

-=ReD-hAzE=- · 05-22-2003, 11:43 PM

no cleats + wet slippery fields = close ups of various bunkers...

i nearly broke a mask that day... and would of broke my nose if i wasn't wearing a mask...

MuffinMan14 · 05-23-2003, 06:47 AM

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Originally posted by Cadet2005
I have several of my own but one in particular stands out:

It was one of my first times playing at a field and it was night so needless to say, with the fogged lenses from another Texas night and my own somewhat newbie logic, I made a mad dash to get between these guys trying to roll up the flank and cut them off from support. Well, to do this I wanted to get past this pair of oak trees on the far side, so i began running dodging what incoming fire I could see. Well, I reach the trees and WHAM, I am on my back. I had found one of the lower hanging branches and taken the shot right across the forehead. A mother videotaping her kids (the area was illuminated enough that the NV on her camera worked well) showed me the images: I was upright one second and on my back the next...needless to say, I was embarassed as I lay there looking up at a ref who had run over to make sure I was all right.

I was uninjured, everything except my pride that is.

i think i saw this in KAZZA....i dont know if you're him...

evilhomer · 05-23-2003, 08:32 AM

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Originally posted by MuffinMan14

i think i saw this in KAZZA....i dont know if you're him...

you're right, it's called like moron paintballer or something...

Playaz · 05-23-2003, 10:10 AM

heh ya that video's funny as hell

R.U-A.S.S Rocks · 05-23-2003, 10:19 AM

just watched it. it can't be because the guy ran into it sideways and it wasn't an oak

iTz NyaGo · 05-23-2003, 04:58 PM

my most idiotic thing was at a castle field. it was rainy and i had cleats on with metal tips and needless to say, i ran up finished wood and didn't realize that i wouldn't have any traction. i fall running up the ramp and i struggled to pick myself up because i couldn't get any footing. i ended up getting the flag and slid down the 2 ramps i fell while running up. and to think...i always thought those actors/actresses/comedians were always exaggerating when they were walking on ice and stuff.

Azn_gansta · 05-26-2003, 06:23 AM

This kid on my baseball team (hes a newb) was playing with other newbs. SO he climbed a tree but got lit up, fell from the tree, and broke his leg

MuffinMan14 · 05-26-2003, 09:19 AM

thats stupid....

SinfulCindy · 05-26-2003, 03:17 PM

Well, today, I went to go play in the woods and I had let another kid use my gun to play, so I was a spectator. I told the side that I was closest to to not hit me or I will break their nuts. During the game, a kid shot me. At the end of the game, I was chasing him, because I meant what I said. (I let him go though, since I didn't know him)

There was also this kid who was pretty retarded, because he kept shooting at people with no gun and people who are holding their guns up, screaming "Out!" I was with a bunch of little kids, watching the game, we all have no guns and a lot of them didn't have a mask on. The retarded kid is all the way in the back of the field, because he doesn't move, and he starts shooting at us, even though we keep screaming we're not playing. Everyone didn't get shot, except me, of course -_-

Last week, when I just got to the field, I was watching the current game. This kid is standing behind his bunker (it's a large board) and turns his head because he's yelling something back at his team. While he was yelling, his bunker fell down. He looks back, goes "WTF is that?!" and runs for his life to another bunker. It's funnier if you were there, I suck at story telling.