My vacation summed up

[pball47438]

Ok, before I begin my report, here's the background.

:::WARNING::: Please don't take offense to ANY of what I write, just read it and ignore what you want

I left Father's Day with my family to Panama City Beach, Florida and returned the 28th.
[list=1][*]To the people in the Country Porch restaraunt somewhere in Tennessee, you're lucky I didn't take you out back and pound your *** for shoving me THREE times in the aisles[*]From Indiana to Florida, there is a long-*** drive[*]From Alabama to Florida, there is a long-*** drive[*]Wear a Billabong shirt, khaki shorts and you're a local, no matter what length of hair you have (I have very short hair)[*]50cc Motorcycles are NOT cool[*]Mopeds are NOT cool[*]Southern accents are most annoying when one is complaining in that voice[*]To the guy who was yelling "WHOO!" for 5 hours straight drunk, you're my hero[*]Deep see fishing sucks when your boat has no A/C and not enough seats for everyone on board[*]Don't stand 1000+ feet in the ocean, sharks could be around[*]Don't fish on sandbars, sharks could be around[*]Hooters is GOOD[*]Are there any Americans left that work in hotels?[*]African-Americans would never be lost at sea because they would yell loud enough before they were sucked out to sea[*]On that note, ALL African-Americans have loud, projecting voices[*]We managed to carry back half the ****ing beach in our minivan[*]Minivans are not cool[*]25 cents for a pop refill? What the **** is this world coming to?[*]No matter how bad Indiana seems, it's always cool to be home[*]To the guy who flashed his lights at us near the Kentucky border, THANK YOU, you saved my dad a ticket or two[*]Club La Vela is pretty cool, even though you don't go inside[*]I've never seen so many fine women together in my life[*]On that note, milfs are awesome[*]On THAT note, milfs outnumbered all[*]To the hotel down the road from the Days In in Dothan, drugs suck don't they?[*]Henna tattoos are stupid, get a REAL one if you're gonna be a poser[*]Minivans with systems are a tease[*]Women are teases as well[*]Chrome rims and spinners go with ANYTHING according to Florida[*]25 dollars for a buffet is a little steep...Thank God for parents[*]Rebels flags aren't cool[*]Herbal X-T-C is on my to-do list[*]REAL X-T-C is something I'll leave to some of you guys[*]It's cool to stop your vehicle in the middle of the road to watch someone putt-putt[*]Luckily I didn't happen to see any *** people[*]Girls, if you have a boyfriend and go to the beach, GO WITH HIM...Don't pose like you're single[*]Riding with the minivan doors open down the road is cool[*]Getting drunk and walking down the sidewalk aimlessly wandering is funny to watch[*]UV index of 10+ means your skin is ****ed[*]Salt water sucks when it gets in your eyes[*]Sand sucks when it gets in your eyes[*]Wet sand hurts when it's thrown at you[*]Wal-mart sucks ANYWHERE[*]Sales tax still sucks[*]The window sticker "W The President" gets old after a while...I voted for neither[*]It's cool to find unopened beer cans sitting on steps unattended[*]It's bad to drink in front of your parents[*]Jumping out of the 3rd floor onto a palm tree would be awesome[*]Too bad I didn't jump[*]Fireworks on the beach are cool especially when you throw them at loving couples everywhere[*]Breaking glass is cool no matter where you go[*]Crabs hurt when they pinch you[*]No, not THOSE crabs[*]Half of Panama City Beach looks like a ****ty town now[*]Condo construction adds to that[*]Don't ask anyone what day it is down there. You're bound to get *****ed at[*]Don't ask what time it is. The same thing will happen[*]It's crazy to imagine spring break there[*]Huntsville, Alabama's space center is cool, and no I'm not a geek either[*]The average wheel size is 20"[*]Jet Skis are cool, even though you nearly drive them into a pier[*]Getting a temporary Florida boating license is as easy as answering "C"[*]Is it cool for every hot girl to smoke?[*]The maximum # of days I can stay in Florida is 3[*]It sucks when you're not allowed to drive[*]To the person who tried to pull out in front of the semi, I hope you're okay[*]Because your jeep isn't[*]On a side-note, psychotic girls need to stop calling my cell[*]All in all, It's good to be home[/list=1]

Thank you for your time

[TheSickness]

good post, i liked it hahaha. Ya, im not a big fan of the south myself. I like my new england area.

[Feralboy]

Heh, well done, in fact.

[amzng_spyderman]

if that's a complaint, i personally don't want to hear about it. to compare, here's my summary:

1) unemployed for a month, no income
2) graduation money buys a laptop and camera
3) used said laptop and camera to make two brief movies, haven't used either since
4) got a job, been working since then

that is it. i haven't gotten to play paintball, NOT EVEN AIRSOFT! traveling a hundred miles just to get my foot smashed by a sledgehammer would be the highlight of my summer. i envy you just for getting out of your own state.

[FogResistant]

Originally posted by pball47438



64. The maximum #of days FogResistant can stay in Florida is 5110 (14 years, please let me out )


Thank you for your time

[pball47438]

Hehe...That was my first post I actually put a lot of thought into. Actually, I thought about it all the way home...haha

But spyderman, I'm sry to hear about your situations and hopefully things will look up for ya.

I love my peaceful midwestern town. (Wow, I actually admitted that...)

FogResistant, at least you were born there or have been living there almost all your life...You should get used to it after a while, but it's actually good to hear someone say they hate the town they live in...haha...More verification for my post

[trophyman582]

I have problems with Northerners too, but whatever.

[Omegaboy13]

Florida is hyped and probably the worst state I've lived in.

[pball47438]

Originally posted by trophyman582
I have problems with Northerners too, but whatever.

At least you didn't come right out and flame me.

[trophyman582]

Originally posted by pball47438



At least you didn't come right out and flame me.

I'm a considerate redneck.

[pball47438]

Originally posted by trophyman582



I'm a considerate redneck.

An oxymoron...Haha...Just messin with ya man. Things have calmed down so I'm more tame now.

[IronSerif]

Originally posted by pball47438

...[*]To the guy who was yelling "WHOO!" for 5 hours straight drunk, you're my hero
...

Heck yeah man, thats what it's all about

[pball47438]

Originally posted by IronSerif


Heck yeah man, thats what it's all about

You know it!

[paytoplay]

i don't care fo r the south that m,uch eaither, and not all blacks have loud voices i don't, and you sound like holden caulfeild with all the complaining, bu very good thread and Hooters is amazing

[pball47438]

Originally posted by paytoplay
i don't care fo r the south that m,uch eaither, and not all blacks have loud voices i don't, and you sound like holden caulfeild with all the complaining, bu very good thread and Hooters is amazing

I've known some blacks that don't yell, but I encountered 50 of them one night at the bowling alley dancing on tables screaming. It's just an impression thing. But there are some that don't project voices at all.

Holden Caulfield...Wow, I hardly remember Catcher in the Rye...haha...But now that you mention it, I do sound much like him...*Slowly backs away into dark cave*

[someday1188]

this thread=

[firekow]

Nice.