My Chorus Cruise

[Six Feet Under]

I went on a 3-day\4-night cruise to Nassau (in the Bahamas for those of you who don't know), with my high school chorus and not all the kids went but there were about 40-45 of us I would say? I'm just going to copy it out of my LJ so there is bound to be some swear-filtering going on lol. Here are some of the highlights:

(Anyone referred to by their last\first name is just a friend of mine)



This cruise was probably the best $500 my Mom has ever spent on me, because all of the jokes, rumors, happenings, sightings, etc. were all completely awesome. If you went on the Nassau cruise w\ me then you know what I'm talking about, but since I don't think that anyone that reads my journal went on the cruise, you're all **** out of luck. The jokes were probably worth $150 alone, the food was worth $300 easy (partly because it was so good and partly because I've probably gained about 10 pounds from eating so much of it), and the memories from R219 were worth $100 easy.

To basically sum up my 3-day, 4-night adventure, this is what happened:

~Cabin R219 consisted of me, Judd, Maidhof, and Ricky Herndon. Plus our "guests" haha.

~We had more girls in R219 (our cabin) than any other guy's cabin that had people in it from our group

~I knew about 4-5 people when I went on the boat, and I came off knowing about 23 out of the 30 that went.

~At the beginning of the cruise, when we played "Who Do You Want" over the phone with the girls in R227, there were 3 "Maidhof" answers and one "Bobby" answer. By the end of the cruise, ALL FOUR answered my name. Goes to show, being funny and nice is still king, *****es. Hahahahahaha.

~We easily ordered 10 pounds of room service food while we were on there.

~The housekeeping ladies absolutely loved us because we were so nice to them; plus they folded our clothes and put them back in our suitcases! What's not to love about that!!!

~Mr. Edel brought his wife, Lisa, who was partly to blame for the parts of the trip that sucked ***. Wait, she was totally to blame, sorry.

~Our performance sucked, because no one took it seriously except Scott Chmura (and oh my God did his drum solo rock those *****es in the seats haha)

~I didn't go swimming at all, or even GET WET except for being rained on during the cruise. This is a first, I practically go nowhere without swimming. Hmm, maybe I need to go to the doctor?

~Rachel Warner is the effing ****. She knew I was late for curfew and came running to find me (I was on the Lido deck getting us pizza for our curfew party; no one else was up there to help carry the ****) to save my *** because Edel "was pissed and hunting my *** down", as she put it. Made me feel all happy inside to know that a drunk was on the loose after me haha. Then she even carried it back after I took the elevator 3 floors, then the stairs down 7 floors, 3 at a time.

~I spilled a strawberry dacquiri (sp?) all down the front of my shirt and the side of my shorts so I took off my shirt on the topless deck and pressed it against one of those 3000w halogen bulbs. ***** dried out like THAT. *snaps fingers* lol

~Ricky & Taylor had sex 3 times in our room, and they even did it once while we were all in there. Horny... kids lol.

~Aaron Maidhof told me that if he & I switched bodies, I'd be the biggest pimp on the boat just because my jokes were so insane and funny and I was so nice to all the girls haha. Guess that means its diet time!

~Our Friday Night 11:30pm Curfew Party was hosted by Maidhof, Judd, and me. We ordered 16 orders of cookies & brownies because there were only 2 cookies and 2 brownies in an order and there were about 12 girls outside our door, just sitting in the hallway willing to hang out across the door frame from us because we got in trouble for shaving creaming Robert Defelice the first night we were on the boat hahahahahaha....

~Steven knew the Room Service\Housekeeping lady, Sherri or however you'd spell it, on a first-name basis because we called so many other people's rooms and ordered so much food lol.

~I got an INSANE sugar rush\no sleep high, and it was so awesome. I was frickin hilarious, stumbling all over the place, missing stairs and tripping, and that's part of the reason why I spilled my strawberry dacquiri all over myself.

~Ricky bought me a copy of Maxim b\c I was "alone" the night they all had girls in our room. I was asleep, how was I supposed to invite someone over when I was freaking asleep?

~Customs was a JOKE. Show them a slip of paper, no picture ID, no guys with guns, no X-ray machines, no dogs, nothing. You're in our country. *pissed*




There you go... Mods please tell me if I need to edit my post (preferable through PM or AIM) because of excessive cursing, I'm not sure what'll be edited out before I post it.

[drchocolate176]

Sounds fun lol.

[Sam56]

im to lazy to read it all, but i caught somthing about boys and girls in same cabin, 10lbs of food, and telephones.



Woah, the word sex caught my eye.. 3 times??? in 1 week?? infornt of everyone?!?!?!?! wow. [/edit]


PS drchocolate176, ninjas own pirates. i mean, they just have to use thier ninja powers. and ninja powers are waaaay better than pirate powers. period.

[DoubleCobbler]

Originally posted by Six Feet Under
~I got an INSANE sugar rush\no sleep high, and it was so awesome. I was frickin hilarious, stumbling all over the place, missing stairs and tripping, and that's part of the reason why I spilled my strawberry dacquiri all over myself.

wow, a sugar high, that must have been awesome!!!....



just wondering, how old are you?

[drchocolate176]

He's in high school, so probably around 17?

Sam - Ninja powers are far inferior to the mightyness of pirates.

[Sam56]

Obviously, Ninjas are the superior of th two. Ya dont see pirates going around ARRR (or YAAHAR, for that matter) anymore, they are so extinct. Ninjas caught them and enslaved them to serve to the almighty power of the almighty powerful ninja cult. Gosh.


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There, put in a simple mathmatical..erm...thing. UNDENIABLE PROOF that ninjas so own all pirate (literaly).

sam

[drchocolate176]

Teh main reason you don't see us is because we are still floatin' around the seas, terrorizin' people 'n whatnot. Ya don't see ninjas around all the time, either, do ya? That's because we captured them and made them our deck swabs.

[Sam56]

pff.. floating around the seas terrorizing? as if. (whatever that means) you pirate have inferior technology, missing legs and eyes, and you overrate parrots.

the only reason you dont see ninjas is because they come out at night, with all black on, and creep up on lonesome pirates and STAP THE LIVING HELL OUT OF THEM. somtimes they even use throwing knives and throwing stars.

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sam

[drchocolate176]

W/e, the wooden legs and eyes are a thing of the past, and we mainly have hollywood to blame for that one. And parrots are cool. Not to mention most priates have retired.........they live normals lives like anyone else. Until they see a ninja.

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We are all around you.........lol.

[Yakb0]

sounds like a great time...reading that makes me wish I could go on another cruise....I booked one by myself, last winter.

[Dancing racoon]

Originally posted by DoubleCobbler



wow, a sugar high, that must have been awesome!!!....



just wondering, how old are you?

You honestly have nothing better to do than to harass a teenager over the internet? Get a life.

[DoubleCobbler]

Originally posted by Dancing racoon


You honestly have nothing better to do than to harass a teenager over the internet? Get a life.

I'm a teenager too... i wasn't harassing him he was just saying that he was on a sugar high and it was awesome, and he was like tripping all over stuff and stumbling around and everything, trying to make it sound like he was drunk or something,just because you had some sugar or whatever doesn't make you do all those things that he said, i think he just wanted to make it sound like or pretend he was high on something better or drunk or something


edit--yes i do have a life, a rather enjoyable one i must say. so you obviously don't have anything better to do than tell me to get a life. get a life

[Dancing racoon]

Originally posted by DoubleCobbler
edit--yes i do have a life, a rather enjoyable one i must say. so you obviously don't have anything better to do than tell me to get a life. get a life

Congratulations, you just copied exactly what I just said.

[f2f4]

Ricky and Taylor did eachother?


...Pics?

No, seriously, the way you said it made it sound like that. I'm sure you meant that each one had a babe.

But really, pics of the whole trip would be nice.

[DoubleCobbler]

exactly, i was trying to show you that you cant come to a conclusion about if someone has a life or not based on one statement, unless perhaps that statement is "I have no life."

[FogResistant]

Originally posted by f2f4
Ricky and Taylor did eachother?


...Pics?

No, seriously, the way you said it made it sound like that. I'm sure you meant that each one had a babe.

But really, pics of the whole trip would be nice.

I think taylor might be a girl...

[Pantelones]

Originally posted by DoubleCobbler



I'm a teenager too... i wasn't harassing him he was just saying that he was on a sugar high and it was awesome, and he was like tripping all over stuff and stumbling around and everything, trying to make it sound like he was drunk or something,just because you had some sugar or whatever doesn't make you do all those things that he said, i think he just wanted to make it sound like or pretend he was high on something better or drunk or something

I'm with him.

[Sam56]

... pirate retired?? i thought you were "floaten roun and terrorizing" yeah when a 60 year old pirate sees a ninja hell go "OMG A NINJA!!!! just wait and ill... ill.....ill...ughh im goina take a nap."


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yes, lobsters also own.


sam

[drchocolate176]

Meh.

[meetmrnewb]

Taylor wasn't their roomate, and if they had "more girls than guys" in their room, then chances are Taylor is a girl.

Your story reminds me of my Soccer camp this summer (except yours has more girls and we had to pay for pizza ).