So my friend is stalking his sister (AIM convo)

xtremesnipr223 · 10-08-2005, 09:41 PM

Wtf is this ****? He IMs me randomly and tells me he's stalking his sister and her boyfriend. What a freak. Just read it...This is f'ed up.

Him: hey
Me: hola
Him: you are really disadvantaged in only having a goofy little brother
Me: how?
Him: my sister got a mystery boyfriend recently, and i used my Vast and Powerful Resources to track him down
Him: i wasnt even positive how to spell his last name, and i got his phone number the first try
Him: i think that the moment i fall asleep tonight, she may kill me
Me: OOO, you’re a stalker!
Him: siblings of teenage girls are stalkers by nature
Me: that's still creepy
Him: talk to anyone who has a teenage sister
Him: anyone who takes her away from my stepmother to make out with her in his car is fair game
Him: youve only got brett
Him: you cant appreciate this
Me: reallllllly.....
Him: ok so my parents think im invading my sisters privacy
Me: you are...technically
Him: do you KNOW how much blistex she has purchased in the last week?
Me: no, and you shouldn't either
Him: I dont even know
Him: and i know everything
Him: but i dont think i want to know anymore
Him: you seen apocalypse now, right?
Him: and i do have a point
Me: some of it
Him: i used the Human Element of my Vast and Powerful Resources to try to track down Sunshine in the most stalkerish way possible
Him: this guy i know at school knows a guy who goes to my sisters school
Me: ooo connections
Him: unfortunately, this second guy has never heard of Sunshine
Me: sunshine is the bf, right?
Him: yes
Him: stay with me here
Me: i'll try
Him: so this guy says, "so, what do you want to do? youre italian, right? dont italians have like a natural ability to kick peoples asses?"
Him: i said, "you seen apocalypse now?"
Him: "awesome!"
Him: "i will terminate his command--with extreme prejudice"
Me: what was his command? and extreme prejudice con termination = doublespeak for kill?
Me: i'm lost now
Him: not at all
Him: i regret that i might actually like this guy a little bit, except for that he has caused the stock price of blistex, inc. to rise by 10 points from 3 o clock to 4
Me: the guy is the b/f? You've met him?
Him: no
Him: just spoken to him
Him: and his mother, i think
Him: who asked him to ask my sister if she really has a brother
Him: i might have to tone down my act a little bit
Me: yeah, stalking is wierd
Him: how is it stalking when i havent even met the little prick?
Me: Because you're trying to spy on them
Me: and that's stalking (minus the knowing the guy part)
Me: besides you said it was before
Me: Him: siblings of teenage girls are stalkers by nature
Him: i was reflecting what you said when you said i was being a stalker
Me: But you're using my word
Me: that's basically qualifying what I'm saying
Me: you could've used a different word
Him: i was dispelling the stigma of "stalker"
Him: what i am doing is not stalking
Him: 1. i dont know anything 2. i dont know HIM 3. i dont know anything ABOUT him
Him: if she buys any more blistex i begin stalking, but not yet
Me: gah
Me: *smacks forehead*
Me: ok
Me: not stalking
Me: *invading her privacy/aka spying*
Him: spying, yes
Him: this was too time consuming to not qualify as spying
Me: why though?
Me: My brother has g/f interests, and I don't spy on him
Me: and he doesn't invade on my life
Me: it's called respect
Him: girls are different
Me: Why?
Him: do i have to explain this to you?
Him: is it my purpose to educate you?
Him: have i not impressed upon you the vast quantities of blistex possessed in this household?
Him: lmfao
Him: but seriously
Him: actual conversation:
Him: downstairs i hear, faintly: "mom, i think i need more blistex"
Him: from upstairs, i call down, "o yea, its been so cold and dry out lately--just in the past week or so, the weathers been really starting to cool off on us. i think i even have a nosebleed"
Me: Why does she need blistex again...herpes?
Him: i dont even know
Him: but she didnt need it last week, and that troubles me
Me: Blistex is for cold sores and herpes
Me: hmmm
Me: I need to get in bed.
Me: 12:30 and I've worked all day.
Him: like three times in the past week shes gone to walgreens for the express purpose of buying blistex
Me: History IA all day 2maro.
Him: HAHAHAHA
Him: i mean
Me: yep, sucks
Me: good night
Him: night

Talk about a sick obsession. He needs help. What the heck is wrong with him?

green_goblin · 10-08-2005, 09:48 PM

I need a summary.

Mojo · 10-08-2005, 09:52 PM

I actually read that whole conversation, I don't do that crap to my sister I'd be too scared to see some other dude kiss her (eww). Though fortunately, she doesn't have an interest in dating or anything of that nature.

spydadude · 10-08-2005, 09:53 PM

I think he's just being protective.

tl;dr- His friend wants to find out about his sister's new mystery boyfriend.

DeAtH^MaTrIx · 10-08-2005, 09:55 PM

Wow, he cares way to much about his sister's personal life.

playzpaintball · 10-08-2005, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeAtH^MaTrIx

Wow, he cares way to much about his sister's personal life.

Not necessarly. Once he and if he finds out the boyfriend is alright, he'll stop.

It's a little more concerned that most brothers, but it's not always bad.

someday1188 · 10-08-2005, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xtremesnipr223

Wtf is this ****? He IMs me randomly and tells me he's stalking his sister and her boyfriend. What a freak. Just read it...This is f'ed up.

Him: hey
Me: hola
Him: you are really disadvantaged in only having a goofy little brother
Me: how?
Him: my sister got a mystery boyfriend recently, and i used my Vast and Powerful Resources to track him down
Him: i wasnt even positive how to spell his last name, and i got his phone number the first try
Him: i think that the moment i fall asleep tonight, she may kill me
Me: OOO, you’re a stalker!
Him: siblings of teenage girls are stalkers by nature
Me: that's still creepy
Him: talk to anyone who has a teenage sister
Him: anyone who takes her away from my stepmother to make out with her in his car is fair game
Him: youve only got brett
Him: you cant appreciate this
Me: reallllllly.....
Him: ok so my parents think im invading my sisters privacy
Me: you are...technically
Him: do you KNOW how much blistex she has purchased in the last week?
Me: no, and you shouldn't either
Him: I dont even know
Him: and i know everything
Him: but i dont think i want to know anymore
Him: you seen apocalypse now, right?
Him: and i do have a point
Me: some of it
Him: i used the Human Element of my Vast and Powerful Resources to try to track down Sunshine in the most stalkerish way possible
Him: this guy i know at school knows a guy who goes to my sisters school
Me: ooo connections
Him: unfortunately, this second guy has never heard of Sunshine
Me: sunshine is the bf, right?
Him: yes
Him: stay with me here
Me: i'll try
Him: so this guy says, "so, what do you want to do? youre italian, right? dont italians have like a natural ability to kick peoples asses?"
Him: i said, "you seen apocalypse now?"
Him: "awesome!"
Him: "i will terminate his command--with extreme prejudice"
Me: what was his command? and extreme prejudice con termination = doublespeak for kill?
Me: i'm lost now
Him: not at all
Him: i regret that i might actually like this guy a little bit, except for that he has caused the stock price of blistex, inc. to rise by 10 points from 3 o clock to 4
Me: the guy is the b/f? You've met him?
Him: no
Him: just spoken to him
Him: and his mother, i think
Him: who asked him to ask my sister if she really has a brother
Him: i might have to tone down my act a little bit
Me: yeah, stalking is wierd
Him: how is it stalking when i havent even met the little prick?
Me: Because you're trying to spy on them
Me: and that's stalking (minus the knowing the guy part)
Me: besides you said it was before
Me: Him: siblings of teenage girls are stalkers by nature
Him: i was reflecting what you said when you said i was being a stalker
Me: But you're using my word
Me: that's basically qualifying what I'm saying
Me: you could've used a different word
Him: i was dispelling the stigma of "stalker"
Him: what i am doing is not stalking
Him: 1. i dont know anything 2. i dont know HIM 3. i dont know anything ABOUT him
Him: if she buys any more blistex i begin stalking, but not yet
Me: gah
Me: *smacks forehead*
Me: ok
Me: not stalking
Me: *invading her privacy/aka spying*
Him: spying, yes
Him: this was too time consuming to not qualify as spying
Me: why though?
Me: My brother has g/f interests, and I don't spy on him
Me: and he doesn't invade on my life
Me: it's called respect
Him: girls are different
Me: Why?
Him: do i have to explain this to you?
Him: is it my purpose to educate you?
Him: have i not impressed upon you the vast quantities of blistex possessed in this household?
Him: lmfao
Him: but seriously
Him: actual conversation:
Him: downstairs i hear, faintly: "mom, i think i need more blistex"
Him: from upstairs, i call down, "o yea, its been so cold and dry out lately--just in the past week or so, the weathers been really starting to cool off on us. i think i even have a nosebleed"
Me: Why does she need blistex again...herpes?
Him: i dont even know
Him: but she didnt need it last week, and that troubles me
Me: Blistex is for cold sores and herpes
Me: hmmm
Me: I need to get in bed.
Me: 12:30 and I've worked all day.
Him: like three times in the past week shes gone to walgreens for the express purpose of buying blistex
Me: History IA all day 2maro.
Him: HAHAHAHA
Him: i mean
Me: yep, sucks
Me: good night
Him: night

Talk about a sick obsession. He needs help. What the heck is wrong with him?

dude, i'm sorry but,

seriously, guys are naturally overprotective of girls, their sisters included. not thread worthy.

xtremesnipr223 · 10-08-2005, 10:21 PM

Oooo, I forgot to mention this:

It's only his step-sister. They've only known each other for a few months because his dad married his step-sister's mom.

So idk where this attachment is. Supposedly she's hot though.

iplaynaked · 10-08-2005, 10:22 PM

Cliffs?

xtremesnipr223 · 10-08-2005, 10:27 PM

Cliffs

1. Friend has unusual obsession with stepsister's life and her new found b/f.
2. Friend finds large amounts of blistex in sister's room.
3. Friend gets friend that knows stepsister from school to do spying for him
4. ???
5. Profit!

iplaynaked · 10-08-2005, 10:29 PM

Wait...the boyfriends name is Sunshine?

xtremesnipr223 · 10-08-2005, 10:30 PM

I think it's some codename he gave him. Sunshine. Ha.

wickedwombats · 10-08-2005, 10:39 PM

Step sister? Yeah, that's weird.

XxSCRiotxX · 10-08-2005, 11:10 PM

I think he secretly likes his step sister ("likes" as in having strange dreams about her and waking up with his sheets stuck to him), and is jealous of her new boyfriend.

Moral of the story: you need new friends

Omegaboy13 · 10-08-2005, 11:21 PM

I was once friends with a girl in high-school and called her one night to invite her to some out with a group of like 10 of us to see a movie. Her brother answered the phone and immediately started telling me he was going to kill me and find out who I was.

She became a lesbian, win.

someday1188 · 10-08-2005, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omegaboy13

I was once friends with a girl in high-school and called her one night to invite her to some out with a group of like 10 of us to see a movie. Her brother answered the phone and immediately started telling me he was going to kill me and find out who I was.

She became a lesbian, win.

lesbians=

true lesbians are fugly.

bisexual chicks FTW

Spinach · 10-08-2005, 11:31 PM

My brothers are boring...I wish I had a sister to do this stuff to :\

XxSCRiotxX · 10-08-2005, 11:32 PM

Bisexual men FTL

blinkpk11 · 10-08-2005, 11:47 PM

My Iq=lowered.

XxSCRiotxX · 10-08-2005, 11:52 PM

My IQ = Not functional at this point in time. But I'm sure that if it was it would be lowered as well.